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PiOverlord
12/04/17 1:37:45 AM
#1:


Of course they would be small things. Is that a fun idea or nahhhhhhhhhh?!?
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 4:00:48 PM
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Bump?!?
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Link HT
12/04/17 4:09:28 PM
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Antifar
12/04/17 4:10:39 PM
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I feel like you have to set up a lot of parameters to make that work
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Mist_Turnips
12/04/17 4:10:48 PM
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Sorry baby, couldn't get ya that necklace. I got you something better for your birthday. Myself. Do spend it all in one place.
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 7:00:47 PM
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It's cheap though. Also, this is not my girlfriend, so it's not like I should be spending that much money on her. Already planning on giving them a card with 20 bucks.
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Link HT
12/04/17 10:31:42 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
It's cheap though. Also, this is not my girlfriend,

SECTOR NOT CLEAR
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 10:32:48 PM
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Link HT posted...
PiOverlord posted...
It's cheap though. Also, this is not my girlfriend,

SECTOR NOT CLEAR

NoooOoOooOoOoooo!
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DirkDiggles
12/04/17 10:36:02 PM
#9:


I met Milenko and he gave me three wishes. That night, I fucked three fat bitches.
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 10:36:25 PM
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That's like a step down from a coupon book.

My wife did that for me one year and I tried to redeem all of them that night and it made her mad.
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Terryville
12/04/17 10:42:40 PM
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That's on her. When doing the coupon book, you have to put a limit of the use of each type of coupon. Don't know what she expected to happen with a limit-free book.
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 10:55:10 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's like a step down from a coupon book.

My wife did that for me one year and I tried to redeem all of them that night and it made her mad.

coupon books are more personal. I am just trying to think of out of the box ideas to get a girl for her birthday. I need to woo her before the end of my 2nd year at college.
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Link HT
12/04/17 10:56:35 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I need to woo her before the end of my 2nd year at college.

Dude, just ask her out, that gift idea is creepy if we're not talking about a girlfriend.
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 10:59:00 PM
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Link HT posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I need to woo her before the end of my 2nd year at college.

Dude, just ask her out, that gift idea is creepy if we're not talking about a girlfriend.

I can't do that. Guess I'll just say Happy Birthday if I see her that day, and live a life of sadness. :'(
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Link HT
12/04/17 11:00:30 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I can't do that.

why not?
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 11:17:21 PM
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Link HT posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I can't do that.

why not?

because I have to get her to fall in love with me first.
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Link HT
12/05/17 1:20:29 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Link HT posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I can't do that.

why not?

because I have to get her to fall in love with me first.

you got that backwards
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NeoShadowhen
12/05/17 1:40:00 PM
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I did that before for my wife. I put a one year expiration on them. It was kind of silly because I'll generally do what she asks because she knows how to ask nicely and be grateful.

I've always hoped she would do the same for me. Although I imagine she knows exactly what I'd use them for.

"Here's some wish coupons sweetie!"
"You could have just said blowjob coupons. They're all blowjob coupons."
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