Current Events > Corrupt the above poster's wish

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I wish I was handsome and rich
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granted, its an enter the dragonfly sequel made by the same devs to the same standards
i wish old youtube was back
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Granted, but all content after 2007 is gone, and no new content can be uploaded.

I wish I could send all the knowledge I have now to me when I was 14.
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You get all the knowledge you have now at age 14, but you're broke and can't invest in anything

I wish I were a dolphin
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WilliamPorygon posted...

You get all the knowledge you have now at age 14, but you're broke and can't invest in anything

I wish I were a dolphin

Granted, but instead of doing dolphin things like you thought, you have to take care of an alien invasion

Oops, forgot my wish, but below poster took care of it for me
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JustMyOpinion posted...

I wish for a million non-corruptable wishes. And no changes are allowed unless I give written consent.

Coughs incurable plague on JustMyOpinion
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HypnoCoosh posted...

JustMyOpinion posted...

I wish for a million non-corruptable wishes. And no changes are allowed unless I give written consent.

Coughs incurable plague on JustMyOpinion

It only makes him stronger

I wish I was a little bit taller
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Kitt posted...

I wish I was a little bit taller

You are 2mm taller

I wish I were an anime high school girl

Granted, but you're in a disturbing tentacle hentai.

...Unless you want that :<

In which case you're in one of those super boring talky animes.

Oh yeah, and I wish I had a flying pet bunny who could speak English :3
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...

Granted, but you're in a disturbing tentacle hentai.

...Unless you want that :<

In which case you're in one of those super boring talky animes.

Oh yeah, and I wish I had a flying pet bunny who could speak English :3

Granted but it flies away

I wish I owned a company worth billions of dollars
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