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Chicken
12/05/17 2:59:19 AM
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Eat the apple from bottom to top and youll realize youve been wasting so much of the apple all your life.
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pegusus123456
12/05/17 3:00:59 AM
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I would sooner eat human flesh than the core of an apple.
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fan357
12/05/17 3:01:45 AM
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I'm literally eating an apple right now. No.
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meestermj
12/05/17 3:01:50 AM
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The core has a completely different texture to the rest of the Apple and who tf wants to eat the seeds?
Fuck out of here with that Buzzfeed level b.s.
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DrizztLink
12/05/17 3:02:03 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I would sooner eat human flesh than the core of an apple.

Yesterday?
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legolas0008
12/05/17 3:02:18 AM
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When I was in second grade I once ate a whole apple to impress a girl. I survived.
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Chicken
12/05/17 3:10:10 AM
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meestermj posted...
The core has a completely different texture to the rest of the Apple and who tf wants to eat the seeds?
Fuck out of here with that Buzzfeed level b.s.


You cant even feel or taste the core when you eat it from the bottom. People only bitch about the apple core until they eat it the right way, then they realize theyve just been fucking stupid their whole lives.
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pegusus123456
12/05/17 3:13:13 AM
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Chicken posted...

You cant even feel or taste the core when you eat it from the bottom.

Incidentally, the same is true of human flesh.
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Irony
12/05/17 3:14:29 AM
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This is some shitposting
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Chicken
12/05/17 3:17:09 AM
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Irony posted...
This is some shitposting

Bet you still get mommy to cut the crusts off of your PB&Js.
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Irony
12/05/17 3:30:41 AM
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I don't eat PB&J, I'm a grown ass man. I eat peanut butter and banana.
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DocDelicious
12/05/17 3:59:56 AM
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But arsenic or something.
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 4:03:15 AM
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https://youtu.be/KlA_YXDm9bg?t=1m31s
"Ever been eating an apple and think Man I wonder if I'm doing this right? Yeah, me neither."
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Chicken
12/05/17 4:09:55 AM
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Bok_Choi posted...
https://youtu.be/KlA_YXDm9bg?t=1m31s
"Ever been eating an apple and think Man I wonder if I'm doing this right? Yeah, me neither."


I dont wanna do this cuz dirt is soo ICKY!

Maybe wash your fruit or stop being a fucking pansy. Guess what? Fruit grows outside where dirt exists.
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 4:11:02 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
But arsenic or something.

cyanide
but you'd have to eat like 200 seeds in one sitting to get any effect
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 4:11:18 AM
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Chicken posted...
I dont wanna do this cuz dirt, pesticides, parasite/insect larvae, literal chicken shit is soo ICKY!

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Chicken
12/05/17 4:13:37 AM
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Bok_Choi posted...
Chicken posted...
I dont wanna do this cuz dirt, pesticides, parasite larvae is soo ICKY!

Youre gonna get that shit on any kind of fruit or veggie if you dont wash it. Besides, you probably eat things worse than that on a daily basis.
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Chicken
12/05/17 4:16:13 AM
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Bok Choi is officially Bok Soy

lmao
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 4:17:53 AM
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Chicken posted...
Besides, you probably eat things worse than that on a daily basis.

oh yeah like what
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Chicken
12/05/17 4:24:20 AM
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Bok_Choi posted...
Chicken posted...
Besides, you probably eat things worse than that on a daily basis.

oh yeah like what


Literally any kind of meat?

Im going to assume you dont live on a farm where you raise your own animals and only feed them the healthiest food possible.
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/05/17 4:26:49 AM
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I tried eating an apple bottom up. Did not like :<

Also why do they say to eat it from the bottom? Why not just eat it like normal from the sides, but continue chomping when you get to the core?
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l Dudeboy l
12/05/17 4:26:57 AM
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tc did no ome ever teach u that u will never get ppl to come around to ur way of thinking by belittling them?
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 4:28:00 AM
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Chicken posted...
Literally any kind of meat?

rofl

fuzzylittlbunny posted...
I tried eating an apple bottom up. Did not like :<

Also why do they say to eat it from the bottom? Why not just eat it like normal from the sides, but continue chomping when you get to the core?

Cause eating it from the bottom puts more outside flesh with the core, so you can delude yourself into thinking the texture is not different from the rest of it better
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Chicken
12/05/17 4:28:23 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
I tried eating an apple bottom up. Did not like :<

Also why do they say to eat it from the bottom? Why not just eat it like normal from the sides, but continue chomping when you get to the core?


When you eat the middle by itself it doesnt taste juicy and stuff, but from the bottom you get the juiciness all the way through.
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pegusus123456
12/05/17 4:43:19 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
But arsenic or something.

Apple seeds are actually poisonous, but you'd have to eat a fuckload to die.
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Kineth
12/05/17 4:49:52 AM
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The seeds have cyanide in them and the core has a different flavor and texture. Seriously though, the seeds are why you should avoid the core.
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/05/17 4:53:05 AM
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"Domesticated almonds are safe to eat, but wild ones may contain hydrogen cyanide!"

Squirrel Girl gave me words of wisdom that may one day save my life if I'm hungry and lost in the woods...And also living someplace else, because I don't think we have wild almonds in Hawaii :<
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Kineth
12/05/17 4:55:24 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
"Domesticated almonds are safe to eat, but wild ones may contain hydrogen cyanide!"

Squirrel Girl gave me words of wisdom that may one day save my life if I'm hungry and lost in the woods...And also living someplace else, because I don't think we have wild almonds in Hawaii :<


This is true, but almonds do still have trace amounts of cyanide. Apparently you'd have to eat something like 3+ pounds of almonds in a day to approach something close to cyanide poisoning though.
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Chicken
12/05/17 5:04:48 AM
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I could eat 3 pounds of almonds
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TheAnthraxBunny
12/05/17 5:26:57 AM
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legolas0008 posted...
When I was in second grade I once ate a whole apple to impress a girl. I survived.

So did I. Honestly it wasn't that bad.
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DocDelicious
12/05/17 5:41:14 AM
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Chicken posted...
I could eat 3 pounds of almonds

Yo, easily.
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Kineth
12/05/17 5:44:44 AM
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Chicken posted...
I could eat 3 pounds of almonds


In a day? Good luck with that.
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JimmyJumper6
12/05/17 5:50:32 AM
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I always eat the whole apple every time.

Did not know the seeds were poisonous
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Yomi
12/05/17 7:49:15 AM
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Who hurt TC?
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Talks
12/05/17 7:51:18 AM
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Do people actually eat the stem?
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Chicken
12/05/17 9:06:03 AM
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Talks posted...
Do people actually eat the stem?

Naw m8 you pick the stem off and pull off the leaft bits at the bottom
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Funkydog
12/05/17 9:07:28 AM
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I'm pretty sure the apple core exists.
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Dragon56
12/05/17 10:00:54 AM
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they're for feeding dogs
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FrenchCrunch
12/05/17 10:12:45 AM
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i always eat the apple in its entirety, stem, core, w/e
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Talks
12/05/17 10:13:53 AM
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We should make eating an entire jackfruit into a thing.
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prettyprincess
12/05/17 10:14:21 AM
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do you eat the lil apple asshole at the bottom?
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Balrog0
12/05/17 10:15:40 AM
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when we went to science camp in 5th grade tehy made us eat the whole apple to not disturb the ecosystem of the redwood forest

it wasnt bad
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s0nicfan
12/05/17 10:16:09 AM
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The seeds in the core will kill smaller dogs due to the trace amounts of arsenic in them, so pretending like the core isn't a real thing is stupid. There are real, observable differences between what an apple does to an animal and the core.
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LittleScootaIoo
12/05/17 10:17:17 AM
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I eat most of the tops and bottoms so I don't waste any apple meat.
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Zodd3224
12/05/17 10:18:15 AM
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I saw someone do that for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
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eston
12/05/17 10:19:11 AM
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I eat most of the top and bottom of the core, but there's bits around the seeds that are just unpleasant to chew on
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prettyprincess
12/05/17 10:36:53 AM
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do you milk the apple properly before eating the core?
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 10:56:59 AM
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eston posted...
I eat most of the top and bottom of the core, but there's bits around the seeds that are just unpleasant to chew on

you're a fucking liar
the apple core is a myth
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Chicken
12/05/17 11:25:30 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
The seeds in the core will kill smaller dogs due to the trace amounts of arsenic in them, so pretending like the core isn't a real thing is stupid.


Good thing you and I aren't small dogs, eh? Dodged a bullet, there!
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 11:27:29 AM
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stop sayin arsenic you people
lmfao

it's a cyanide compound

https://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/apples.asp

and you need to eat like 200+ in one sitting for any negative effects
that being said, the parts around the seed are still fucking gross
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