Current Events > "Woman of your dreams, but..." Day 5

(+) Yeah! (+)

If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in disastrous breakups.

- All individuals involved have guaranteed immunity to STDs, UTIs, etc.

- This isn't a "polyamorous" relationship in which she has a bunch of lovers and you have her. If you've each been with one side lover, and you can't find another, she can't move on to a second or third until you've tied the score.

- You can't force monogamy on her by opting out of becoming intimate with other people. Even if you choose to opt out of seeing anyone else, your lover will still be able to see her primary side lover. On your end, you have an attractive woman -- a friend of hers with good looks and a good personality -- as a continual option to you.

- She'll remain polyamorous after marriage / commitment. The only way that she'd give up the lifestyle is after your first child reaches kindergarten. At which point, she'd be willing to talk it over whether or not that's what's best for the family.

- She's willing to keep it a secret from your friends and family.
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Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1
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Nope
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...

cuck for life

well?
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one more bump for tonight
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Depends if she's with women or men. Women is like whatever, that's a bit hot. Men is a deal-breaker.
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I'd try it out. Sounds like it could be a solid deal
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Zeus posted...

Depends if she's with women or men. Women is like whatever, that's a bit hot. Men is a deal-breaker.

I deliberately avoided mentioning gender. If the woman of your dreams is lesbian outside of wanting your D, so be it.

I also never said you couldn't share partners if you were into that thing. It could potentially be an M/F/F threeway every time.
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final bump
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I'm actually somewhat interested in a poly girl right now
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