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EnragedSlith
12/05/17 11:57:02 PM
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Roomate is ex/fwb

A little uncomfortable
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Gamer99z
12/05/17 11:57:14 PM
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Pics
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xBloodBrotherx
12/05/17 11:58:13 PM
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Pics of you
Pics of her
Pics of roommate
Pics of any pets
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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 12:07:18 AM
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Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me
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Letron_James
12/06/17 12:08:04 AM
#6:


EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


sad!
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/06/17 12:10:31 AM
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Letron_James posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


sad!

VERY sad!
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ChainedRedone
12/06/17 12:12:13 AM
#8:


EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


Oh so you're a loser. Got it.
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Lordgold666
12/06/17 12:13:50 AM
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Ive been there tc, they talk. And youre doin it right

Tell em both straight up, just bc you slayed that a$$ one night, doesnt mean youre gonna beat every slop hole that makes it thru the door

Just bc YOU got it like that, doesnt mean THEY all got it like that!
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Lordgold666
12/06/17 12:15:54 AM
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But really, id flirt and make her think im into it, then just hit her up when the other pieces are busy
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JimmyJumper6
12/06/17 12:17:34 AM
#11:


Just fuck her tc

And then ignore her texts/cold shoulder her like a real man
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Gamer99z
12/06/17 12:19:13 AM
#12:


ChainedRedone posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


Oh so you're a loser. Got it.

Only losers think the way you are right now. When you aren't desperate to get laid, you don't always want to fuck everyone of the opposite sex that'll let you.
There's such thing as simply not being attracted to someone or wanting them in that way.
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ChainedRedone
12/06/17 12:21:11 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


Oh so you're a loser. Got it.

Only losers think the way you are right now. When you aren't desperate to get laid, you don't always want to fuck everyone of the opposite sex that'll let you.
There's such thing as simply not being attracted to someone or wanting them in that way.


TC didn't say she wasn't attractive. Clearly she is.
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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 12:24:20 AM
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Shes aite. Decent body. I just dont know her, I feel kind of like Im under attack, and Im not really into sleeping around just because anymore
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FrisbeeDude
12/06/17 12:24:56 AM
#15:


EnragedSlith posted...
Shes aite. Decent body. I just dont know her, I feel kind of like Im under attack, and Im not really into sleeping around just because anymore


So be an adult and tell her that. How is this a problem?
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Gamer99z
12/06/17 12:25:22 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Gamer99z posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


Oh so you're a loser. Got it.

Only losers think the way you are right now. When you aren't desperate to get laid, you don't always want to fuck everyone of the opposite sex that'll let you.
There's such thing as simply not being attracted to someone or wanting them in that way.


TC didn't say she wasn't attractive. Clearly she is.

Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.
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JimmyJumper6
12/06/17 12:26:16 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Shes aite. Decent body. I just dont know her, I feel kind of like Im under attack, and Im not really into sleeping around just because anymore

Shes in the house alone with you right now? Cmon bro shit! Why not maybe shell feel real good man
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BignutzisBack
12/06/17 12:26:46 AM
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Gamer99z
12/06/17 12:26:47 AM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Shes aite. Decent body. I just dont know her, I feel kind of like Im under attack, and Im not really into sleeping around just because anymore


So be an adult and tell her that. How is this a problem?

But also this. Just casually bring it up like "hey I can't tell if you might be interested in me or something, but I'm not interested in seeing anyone right now" or something along those lines.
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Slip-N-Slide
12/06/17 12:28:55 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.

This so much. People here don't understand this.

BignutzisBack posted...
TC is hiding in the bathroom right now

Lol TC is significantly better looking than you and based on topics he's made in the past, fucked more women than would ever be possible for you in a lifetime.
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BignutzisBack
12/06/17 12:32:37 AM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Lol TC is significantly better looking than you and based on topics he's made in the past, fucked more women than would ever be possible for you in a lifetime.


What is this random melt down? I meant hiding in the bathroom from the girl you freak, what the hell is wrong with you lol

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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 12:35:23 AM
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I am effectively hiding in the bathroom. I went to lift at the gym, which was my plan anyway, and they went with me.
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BignutzisBack
12/06/17 12:36:43 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I am effectively hiding in the bathroom. I went to lift at the gym, which was my plan anyway, and they went with me.


That's what I figured, sounds like you're not going to shake this one without a face to face to the point conversation
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JimmyJumper6
12/06/17 12:41:48 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I am effectively hiding in the bathroom. I went to lift at the gym, which was my plan anyway, and they went with me.

Fuckkkkkkkk herrr
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ChainedRedone
12/06/17 2:26:08 AM
#26:


Gamer99z posted...
Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.


Get the fuck outta here. If an attractive woman is coming at you and you don't want to fuck her you're either:

A) A loser that doesn't know how to make a move on a girl
or
B) Doing it for religious reasons or aren't single

Which one are you?
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YourDrunkFather
12/06/17 2:28:24 AM
#27:


Just show her you post on CE and that should take of that problem real quick
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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 2:29:58 AM
#28:


Crisis averted
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GODTIER
12/06/17 2:32:56 AM
#29:


EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted


Did you kill them
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Gamer99z
12/06/17 2:41:47 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.


Get the fuck outta here. If an attractive woman is coming at you and you don't want to fuck her you're either:

A) A loser that doesn't know how to make a move on a girl
or
B) Doing it for religious reasons or aren't single

Which one are you?

Well at this moment I'm not single, but I've been in that situation a few different times when it was neither and either didn't want it, or was thinking with the right head that it probably wasn't the best idea.

Honestly if you can't ever find yourself in a situation where you could say no to an attractive woman making a move on you then that's pretty fucking sad.
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ChainedRedone
12/06/17 1:00:46 PM
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Lmao even if you don't feel like doing it at the moment, anyone with ambition would do it. Use sex as a form of power. There's always something to gain. Have some ambition in your life.
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Muffinz0rz
12/06/17 1:17:35 PM
#32:


@EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate
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ChainedRedone
12/06/17 1:18:35 PM
#33:


Muffinz0rz posted...
@EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate


He porked her in secret obviously. He was inspired by my posts and did the sensible thing. Now he feels empowered and great!
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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 2:30:50 PM
#34:


Muffinz0rz posted...
@EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate

I didnt play along until they left me alone

Roommate kept grabbing at my junk and her friend was effectively presenting herself like a mandrill the whole night. Its not a good look. Felt like some high school nonsense, but were in out late 20s
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Muffinz0rz
12/06/17 2:35:26 PM
#35:


EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate

I didnt play along until they left me alone

Roommate kept grabbing at my junk and her friend was effectively presenting herself like a mandrill the whole night. Its not a good look. Felt like some high school nonsense, but were in out late 20s

You passed up a FFM 3-way?
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EnragedSlith
12/06/17 2:41:24 PM
#36:


Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate

I didnt play along until they left me alone

Roommate kept grabbing at my junk and her friend was effectively presenting herself like a mandrill the whole night. Its not a good look. Felt like some high school nonsense, but were in out late 20s

You passed up a FFM 3-way?

Pretty much. Felt trashy and I wasnt into it.
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Muffinz0rz
12/06/17 2:50:58 PM
#37:


EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate

I didnt play along until they left me alone

Roommate kept grabbing at my junk and her friend was effectively presenting herself like a mandrill the whole night. Its not a good look. Felt like some high school nonsense, but were in out late 20s

You passed up a FFM 3-way?

Pretty much. Felt trashy and I wasnt into it.

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GODTIER
12/06/17 4:32:51 PM
#38:


Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Crisis averted

elaborate

I didnt play along until they left me alone

Roommate kept grabbing at my junk and her friend was effectively presenting herself like a mandrill the whole night. Its not a good look. Felt like some high school nonsense, but were in out late 20s

You passed up a FFM 3-way?

Pretty much. Felt trashy and I wasnt into it.

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Behaviorism
12/06/17 4:35:11 PM
#39:


EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me

jUhJo
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Muffinz0rz
12/07/17 11:02:52 AM
#40:


Behaviorism posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me

jUhJo

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Link HT
12/07/17 11:08:27 AM
#41:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Letron_James posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


sad!

VERY sad!

ChainedRedone posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Sparksfanboy posted...
Sounds like life is setting you up for a threesome and instead you decided to bitch about it on CE. Get in there dude nidorina.

So I should be automatically psyched because Im a dude? I dont want to sleep around with every girl that shakes her butt at me


Oh so you're a loser. Got it.

the irony in these posts. You losers are so desperately thirsty the thought of rejecting sex is completely foreign to you.
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Muffinz0rz
12/07/17 11:14:10 AM
#42:


Link HT posted...
the irony in these posts. You losers are so desperately thirsty the thought of rejecting sex is completely foreign to you.

It's not rejecting sex. It's rejecting a FFM 3-way.

I reject sex fairly often because, shocking, it does lose its luster once you start having it all the time.
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ChainedRedone
12/07/17 12:41:53 PM
#43:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Link HT posted...
the irony in these posts. You losers are so desperately thirsty the thought of rejecting sex is completely foreign to you.

It's not rejecting sex. It's rejecting a FFM 3-way.

I reject sex fairly often because, shocking, it does lose its luster once you start having it all the time.


This too. But sex never loses it's charm. I've even slept with my girlfriend's best friend one time. Feels good mane. But sure turning it down is cool I guess...LOL
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Callixtus
12/07/17 12:46:09 PM
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This literally happened
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DezCaughtIt
12/07/17 12:54:28 PM
#45:


ChainedRedone posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.


Get the fuck outta here. If an attractive woman is coming at you and you don't want to fuck her you're either:

A) A loser that doesn't know how to make a move on a girl
or
B) Doing it for religious reasons or aren't single

Which one are you?


That's a really naive way of looking at things mate
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EnragedSlith
12/07/17 1:24:59 PM
#46:


Callixtus posted...
This literally happened

Date a crazy girl or sex enthusiast. Alcohol and crazy friends lead to surreal moments. I am also tall, white, fit, and fairly decent looking, so that helps.

And while it might sound like a dream come true to the sex starved, I just wasnt attracted to her or interested in sleeping with yet another girl my roommate knows.
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ChainedRedone
12/07/17 1:36:14 PM
#47:


EnragedSlith posted...
Callixtus posted...
This literally happened

Date a crazy girl or sex enthusiast. Alcohol and crazy friends lead to surreal moments. I am also tall, white, fit, and fairly decent looking, so that helps.

And while it might sound like a dream come true to the sex starved, I just wasnt attracted to her or interested in sleeping with yet another girl my roommate knows.


Sex starved. Lmao bruh I've probably slept with more girls in the past month than you have the whole year. But if you weren't attracted to her I'll give you a pass. That's a justifiable rejection then.
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Link HT
12/07/17 2:11:19 PM
#48:


DezCaughtIt posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.


Get the fuck outta here. If an attractive woman is coming at you and you don't want to fuck her you're either:

A) A loser that doesn't know how to make a move on a girl
or
B) Doing it for religious reasons or aren't single

Which one are you?


That's a really naive way of looking at things mate

not even naive, just pathetic tbh.
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EnragedSlith
12/07/17 2:34:16 PM
#49:


ChainedRedone posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Callixtus posted...
This literally happened

Date a crazy girl or sex enthusiast. Alcohol and crazy friends lead to surreal moments. I am also tall, white, fit, and fairly decent looking, so that helps.

And while it might sound like a dream come true to the sex starved, I just wasnt attracted to her or interested in sleeping with yet another girl my roommate knows.


Sex starved. Lmao bruh I've probably slept with more girls in the past month than you have the whole year. But if you weren't attracted to her I'll give you a pass. That's a justifiable rejection then.

Ok
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ChainedRedone
12/07/17 3:08:00 PM
#50:


Link HT posted...
DezCaughtIt posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Even if someone is physically attractive doesn't mean you inherently are wanting to fuck them.
Generally it's only desperate nerds or hormonal teenagers that think this way, once you're actually an adult and develop more self control and self awareness you don't just want to fuck everyone all the time.

Especially if you're a single 20 something actually in a point in life where hookups aren't particularly hard, it really loses a lot of allure to just fuck everyone possible.


Get the fuck outta here. If an attractive woman is coming at you and you don't want to fuck her you're either:

A) A loser that doesn't know how to make a move on a girl
or
B) Doing it for religious reasons or aren't single

Which one are you?


That's a really naive way of looking at things mate

not even naive, just pathetic tbh.


Bruh the girls I've been with are more attractive than anything you've touched. I've dated a hot ass model before. I bang 10's you probably bang 5's. Might want to watch who you call pathetic homie.
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