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NeonOctopus
12/07/17 9:14:25 AM
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V-E-G-Y-
12/07/17 9:16:33 AM
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Duncanwii
12/07/17 9:24:46 AM
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I prefer Mina tbh <_<
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SapphireOfChaos
12/07/17 9:41:32 AM
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After hearing about how god-like their massages are, definitely wood.
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Error1355
12/07/17 9:42:04 AM
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12 yes to 1 no.

Sounds about right. lol
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GallisOTK
12/07/17 9:57:19 AM
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Error1355 posted...
12 yes to 1 no.

Sounds about right. lol

If you could do it with something that looks, moves, sounds and feels exactly like a human female, with zero risk due to incompatible genes, AND it's customizable to be your perfect girl... why not?

Unless the defense is "Dittos can't consent" (which may or may not be valid, I don't know, I don't study Pokemon world consent laws) then I don't see the problem.
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Error1355
12/07/17 9:58:17 AM
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GallisOTK posted...
If you could do it with something that looks, moves, sounds and feels exactly like a human female, with zero risk due to incompatible genes, AND it's customizable to be your perfect girl... why not?

I wasn't the 1 no vote.
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charey
12/07/17 10:04:37 AM
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GallisOTK posted...
with zero risk due to incompatible genes
Dittos can mate with almost anything including genderless Pokmon who normally cant breed.
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NeonOctopus
12/07/17 10:05:35 AM
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ChromaticAngel
12/07/17 10:07:04 AM
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charey posted...
GallisOTK posted...
with zero risk due to incompatible genes
Dittos can mate with almost anything including genderless Pokmon who normally cant breed.


this.

the pokemon day care is secretly a ditto brothel

ditto gets more sex than anything else in the world
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Kanaya413
12/07/17 10:09:14 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Yes

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GiftedACIII
12/07/17 10:23:08 AM
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I mean, the entire purpose of ditto is to breed. You know, this further increases the theory that human in the Pokemon world are just a type of Pokemon themselves since the the reason ditto transforms is because it's implied to be a failed clone of Mew... who is said to be the ancestor of Pokemon.
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DarkChozoGhost
12/07/17 10:27:35 AM
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charey posted...
GallisOTK posted...
with zero risk due to incompatible genes
Dittos can mate with almost anything including genderless Pokmon who normally cant breed.

That's just pokemon though. Humans don't come from eggs
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teepan95
12/07/17 10:33:11 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
I mean, the entire purpose of ditto is to breed. You know, this further increases the theory that human in the Pokemon world are just a type of Pokemon themselves since the the reason ditto transforms is because it's implied to be a failed clone of Mew... who is said to be the ancestor of Pokemon.

Huh, I didn't know that.
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apolloooo
12/07/17 10:37:13 AM
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Mikablu
12/07/17 10:40:52 AM
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teepan95 posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
I mean, the entire purpose of ditto is to breed. You know, this further increases the theory that human in the Pokemon world are just a type of Pokemon themselves since the the reason ditto transforms is because it's implied to be a failed clone of Mew... who is said to be the ancestor of Pokemon.

Huh, I didn't know that.

There's no actual solid, definitive evidence for that besides only Mew and Ditto being able to naturally learn Transform and their coloring (and shiny coloring) being very similar (although that is pretty decent evidence). Still, I like to have that as my headcanon for Mew and Ditto.
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NeonOctopus
12/07/17 12:03:36 PM
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Golden_Key33
12/07/17 12:08:19 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I think they have the same weight too


And they can be found in the lab on Cinnabar Island where Mewtwo escaped from.
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12/07/17 12:52:53 PM
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Xelltrix
12/07/17 12:54:24 PM
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Would I what? Capture it? Yeah, I caught all five.
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GiftedACIII
12/07/17 12:59:18 PM
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Mikablu posted...
teepan95 posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
I mean, the entire purpose of ditto is to breed. You know, this further increases the theory that human in the Pokemon world are just a type of Pokemon themselves since the the reason ditto transforms is because it's implied to be a failed clone of Mew... who is said to be the ancestor of Pokemon.

Huh, I didn't know that.

There's no actual solid, definitive evidence for that besides only Mew and Ditto being able to naturally learn Transform and their coloring (and shiny coloring) being very similar (although that is pretty decent evidence). Still, I like to have that as my headcanon for Mew and Ditto.


I think the main reason for the theory was that they're originally found in the same place where the journal entries about scientists failing to clone Mew were in RB.
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Mikablu
12/07/17 1:00:47 PM
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Yeah, I forgot about Ditto being found in Cinnabar Mansion. Personally, I think it's a solid theory despite no official confirmation.
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Cookie Bag
12/07/17 1:02:33 PM
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A ditto is fine too
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GiftedACIII
12/07/17 1:03:47 PM
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Another thing is that Dittos can't breed themselves... so the only way to create new ones would be something like cloning (though that means there were a shit ton of them cloned throughout the regions if the theory still holds lol). I don't think any actual trainers use them though.
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darkphoenix181
12/07/17 1:04:39 PM
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how old is Olivia?

and if you answer she is like 10

why hasn't Error modded this thread?
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Questionmarktarius
12/07/17 1:05:18 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
the pokemon day care is secretly a ditto brothel

...possibly run by Dittos.
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Xelltrix
12/07/17 1:05:37 PM
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Mikablu posted...
Yeah, I forgot about Ditto being found in Cinnabar Mansion. Personally, I think it's a solid theory despite no official confirmation.


100% accepted fanon for me. It may not have been in Cinnabar in RBG but I think they just hadn't really thought it out until that point. And, hell, even if they never did plan on it being true, it fits so well that there's no harm in believing it.
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GiftedACIII
12/07/17 1:07:36 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
how old is Olivia?

and if you answer she is like 10

why hasn't Error modded this thread?

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Olivia

Yeah, das a 10 year old alright. I don't fully remember but I think they even explicitly said she's in her 20s.
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Mikablu
12/07/17 1:09:11 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Mikablu posted...
Yeah, I forgot about Ditto being found in Cinnabar Mansion. Personally, I think it's a solid theory despite no official confirmation.


100% accepted fanon for me. It may not have been in Cinnabar in RBG but I think they just hadn't really thought it out until that point. And, hell, even if they never did plan on it being true, it fits so well that there's no harm in believing it.

Exactly.
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Cookie Bag
12/07/17 1:12:27 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
how old is Olivia?

and if you answer she is like 10

why hasn't Error modded this thread?

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Olivia

Yeah, das a 10 year old alright. I don't fully remember but I think they even explicitly said she's in her 20s.

She's a hottie and can't get a man, shows how fucked up the pokemon world is.
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NeonOctopus
12/07/17 1:21:42 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Would I what? Capture it? Yeah, I caught all five.

No, would you fuck it after it transforms into a chick. Smh
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averagejoel
12/07/17 1:21:53 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Mikablu posted...
teepan95 posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
I mean, the entire purpose of ditto is to breed. You know, this further increases the theory that human in the Pokemon world are just a type of Pokemon themselves since the the reason ditto transforms is because it's implied to be a failed clone of Mew... who is said to be the ancestor of Pokemon.

Huh, I didn't know that.

There's no actual solid, definitive evidence for that besides only Mew and Ditto being able to naturally learn Transform and their coloring (and shiny coloring) being very similar (although that is pretty decent evidence). Still, I like to have that as my headcanon for Mew and Ditto.


I think the main reason for the theory was that they're originally found in the same place where the journal entries about scientists failing to clone Mew were in RB.

Mew and Ditto also have the same weight

and Ditto's base stats are scaled down versions of Mew's - Mew's are 100 across the board, while Ditto's (iirc) are 42
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NeonOctopus
12/07/17 1:22:38 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
how old is Olivia?

and if you answer she is like 10

why hasn't Error modded this thread?

Bruh, Olivia is like 100% all woman. She even has big titties.
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Cookie Bag
12/07/17 1:27:17 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
She even has big titties

Devil's advocate here, tit size means nothing these days, specially in anime >_>
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Xelltrix
12/07/17 1:31:33 PM
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Anime ages and numbers never make sense anyway.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
12/07/17 1:44:20 PM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I think they have the same weight too


And they can be found in the lab on Cinnabar Island where Mewtwo escaped from.


Further food for thought; "Mewtwo" obviously refers to being the "second/another Mew" but it can also be read as a play on (and sounds like) the term "Me too". Now think about what "Ditto" means.
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12/07/17 1:56:18 PM
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Turbam
12/07/17 1:57:09 PM
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That date scene tho
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LittleRoyal
12/07/17 1:59:43 PM
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Error1355 posted...
GallisOTK posted...
If you could do it with something that looks, moves, sounds and feels exactly like a human female, with zero risk due to incompatible genes, AND it's customizable to be your perfect girl... why not?

I wasn't the 1 no vote.

Ditto dont sound like The Pokmon they mimic
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Shadowplay
12/07/17 2:02:09 PM
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Do the Ditto talk in human form? Do they talk about being Ditto?
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Xelltrix
12/07/17 2:04:49 PM
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They just say Ditto.
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teepan95
12/07/17 2:07:02 PM
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headcanon accepted
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Xelltrix
12/07/17 2:08:25 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...

No, would you fuck it after it transforms into a chick. Smh

Gross. I am an upstanding Pokemon Trainer, sir.
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Duncanwii
12/07/17 2:11:09 PM
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Ditto lose their shape if they laugh. You better be sure you don't say anything funny while your e inside "her" or things may get awkward.
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