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LIsJustice
12/08/17 11:19:58 AM
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So my guess for the story based on the whole bang quotes from Norman Reedus' character is something caused the world to become something of the opposite of what it was e.g. male pregnancy and humanity is trying to adapt to it.
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DarthAragorn
12/08/17 11:20:42 AM
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Theory: it's gonna be a bad game
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Error1355
12/08/17 11:20:51 AM
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I think it's someone being tied to the afterlife somehow and still alive in the 'real world'.
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TheVipaGTS
12/08/17 11:21:45 AM
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Theory: the story is going to be overdone and likely not that great and people will ignore the gameplay because wow that story is so crazy!
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Romulox28
12/08/17 11:22:20 AM
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kojima is the george lucas of video games and george lucas is the dark souls of the film industry
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snesmaster40
12/08/17 11:23:16 AM
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Theory: Jar Jar is the key to all this.
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slmcknett
12/09/17 4:10:05 AM
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Kojima is going to be the final boss, but it's going to happen in real life after you beat the game and he's going to break into your house and challenge you.
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008Zulu
12/09/17 4:23:55 AM
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I think at this point, Kojima is trying to out-Cage David Cage.
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Error1355
12/09/17 9:57:56 AM
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008Zulu posted...
I think at this point, Kojima is trying to out-Cage David Cage.

Nah David Cage is such his own brand of fuckup.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/17 9:59:33 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:07:44 AM
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Jiggy101011
12/09/17 10:09:03 AM
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Error1355 posted...
I think it's someone being tied to the afterlife somehow and still alive in the 'real world'.


So basically the premise to Beyond Two Souls?
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snesmaster40
12/09/17 10:12:34 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
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Genius.
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apolloooo
12/09/17 10:13:18 AM
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snesmaster40 posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
f1iR76K


Genius.

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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:13:44 AM
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snesmaster40 posted...
Genius.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--8nWUx-cXw


Source if anyone gives a shit.
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Yaridovich
12/09/17 10:17:14 AM
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Oh CE, you just love getting bitter and angry over nothing.

You really are the shallowest of shallow
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:18:09 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
Oh CE, you just love getting bitter and angry over nothing.

You really are the shallowest of shallow


What's worse, getting bitter over how someone completely ruined a series?

Or getting hyped up when there is absolutely nothing substantial shown about his current game for the past two years?
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Yaridovich
12/09/17 10:19:52 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Yaridovich posted...
Oh CE, you just love getting bitter and angry over nothing.

You really are the shallowest of shallow


What's worse, getting bitter over how someone completely ruined a series?

Or getting hyped up when there is absolutely nothing substantial shown about his current game for the past two years?


The first one? Obviously? Just being so bitter in itself is stupid as fuck. Especially in something that's so insubstantial.
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DocDelicious
12/09/17 10:20:41 AM
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Theory: it's going to be mostly cutscenes and I'm still going to enjoy the fuck out of it.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:21:54 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
The first one? Obviously? Just being so bitter in itself is stupid as f***. Especially in something that's so insubstantial.


Nah, I'm pretty sure getting hyped up over nothing is pretty fucking stupid.

Hell, getting upset over people not liking something you like is pretty fucking stupid too.

At least there is a reason people are bitter. You're literally hyped just cause "Hideo Kojima"
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stevethewindow
12/09/17 10:22:27 AM
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That Tom Hanks is the surprise star

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50Blessings
12/09/17 10:24:29 AM
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Theory: Game will be more pretentious garbage. It will be a big flop. Kojima fanboys will act like it's the greatest thing ever and is some major hit because it sells over a million even though Kojima is probably going to spend an ungodly amount of money to make it. Sony will continue to support Kojima to make it look like they are "on the side of gamers and developers"
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BLAKUboy
12/09/17 10:27:32 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
The first one? Obviously?

I don't even like MGS, but it's definitely the second one.
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AlecSkorpio
12/09/17 10:32:17 AM
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Kojima proves that if you bullshit people enough, they end up just enjoying bullshit for some reason.
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Yaridovich
12/09/17 10:32:25 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Yaridovich posted...
The first one? Obviously? Just being so bitter in itself is stupid as f***. Especially in something that's so insubstantial.


Nah, I'm pretty sure getting hyped up over nothing is pretty fucking stupid.

Hell, getting upset over people not liking something you like is pretty fucking stupid too.

At least there is a reason people are bitter. You're literally hyped just cause "Hideo Kojima"


And you're bitter and angry over -nothing-. It doesn't fucking affect you. Why are people like this? Why do you give a fuck what other people like or don't like? You being angry, hell, even ME getting this worked up, is FUCKING STUPID. It's pointless! It's so dumb it amazes me. The fuck do you even care? Why is it so important to you that you have to be so angry over something that doesn't matter.

There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "Fuck people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:33:32 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
And you're bitter and angry over -nothing-. It doesn't f***ing affect you.


I'm upset over MGS 4, MGS V and to an extent Peace Walker.

That's not nothing. I paid for those games, and each one got progressively worse.

Kojima is a hack fraud in my eyes. Get over it fanboy.
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hortanz
12/09/17 10:33:46 AM
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at least you can have fun being hyped
reveling in your own bitterness is lame and for rooks
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BLAKUboy
12/09/17 10:34:06 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "Fuck people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.

I didn't know Kojima posted on GameFAQs.
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Youngster_Joey_
12/09/17 10:35:10 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
And you're bitter and angry over -nothing-. It doesn't fucking affect you. Why are people like this? Why do you give a fuck what other people like or don't like? You being angry, hell, even ME getting this worked up, is FUCKING STUPID. It's pointless! It's so dumb it amazes me. The fuck do you even care? Why is it so important to you that you have to be so angry over something that doesn't matter.

There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "Fuck people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.


Imagine getting this triggered over someone calling out Kojima and not treating him as some artistic god.
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hortanz
12/09/17 10:35:23 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "Fuck people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.


I'd play this movie
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:36:11 AM
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hortanz posted...
at least you can have fun being hyped
reveling in your own bitterness is lame and for rooks


Triggering Kojima fanboys is some of the most fun I have on this site. It's about the only thing Kojima is good for anymore.
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Jiggy101011
12/09/17 10:36:42 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Yaridovich posted...
The first one? Obviously? Just being so bitter in itself is stupid as f***. Especially in something that's so insubstantial.


Nah, I'm pretty sure getting hyped up over nothing is pretty fucking stupid.

Hell, getting upset over people not liking something you like is pretty fucking stupid too.

At least there is a reason people are bitter. You're literally hyped just cause "Hideo Kojima"


And you're bitter and angry over -nothing-. It doesn't fucking affect you. Why are people like this? Why do you give a fuck what other people like or don't like? You being angry, hell, even ME getting this worked up, is FUCKING STUPID. It's pointless! It's so dumb it amazes me. The fuck do you even care? Why is it so important to you that you have to be so angry over something that doesn't matter.

There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "Fuck people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.


Relax, he's just a video game developer not a god.
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BLAKUboy
12/09/17 10:37:37 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
Relax, he's just a video game developer not a god.

Somewhere in the distance, Geoff Keighley could be heard having a seizure from anger.
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hortanz
12/09/17 10:38:06 AM
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who are you to say Kojima isn't a god
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Swagnificent119
12/09/17 10:39:17 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
And you're bitter and angry over -nothing-. It doesn't f***ing affect you. Why are people like this? Why do you give a f*** what other people like or don't like? You being angry, hell, even ME getting this worked up, is f***ING STUPID. It's pointless! It's so dumb it amazes me. The f*** do you even care? Why is it so important to you that you have to be so angry over something that doesn't matter.

There could be an empty field. Ten miles of nothing in all directions.

In the middle of the field a small gopher appears.

It utters "Death Stranding"

On the horizon a shadow appears. It's you. You're running as hard as you can.

Out of breath, you collapse next to the gopher.

"Trash." you whisper, "f*** people who get hyped."

The gopher returns home. You do not.


This was literally posted over a shitposting image.

I think you need to reevaluate what anger is.
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AlecSkorpio
12/09/17 10:40:04 AM
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I'll never get over how people treat Kojima as some sort of David Lynch when really he's nothing more than a George Lucas.
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Yaridovich
12/09/17 10:41:00 AM
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The subject of Kojima is coincidental. I would flip on any game or subject that gets blind bitterness (prob could word that better). Idgaf if it's Kojima or Halo or EA or whatever. It's the concept of just paying so much attention to something that you clearly don't like just so you can continue to be bitter that annoys the shit out of me.
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Jiggy101011
12/09/17 10:41:33 AM
#39:


BLAKUboy posted...
Jiggy101011 posted...
Relax, he's just a video game developer not a god.

Somewhere in the distance, Geoff Keighley could be heard having a seizure from anger.


I was waiting for the moment Geoff got on one knee and proposed to Kojima. Sadly it did not happen this year.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:42:03 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
The subject of Kojima is coincidental. I would flip on any game or subject that gets blind bitterness (prob could word that better). Idgaf if it's Kojima or Halo or EA or whatever. It's the concept of just paying so much attention to something that you clearly don't like just so you can continue to be bitter that annoys the shit out of me.


Nobody gives a shit what annoys you, though.
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Yaridovich
12/09/17 10:42:42 AM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Yaridovich posted...
The subject of Kojima is coincidental. I would flip on any game or subject that gets blind bitterness (prob could word that better). Idgaf if it's Kojima or Halo or EA or whatever. It's the concept of just paying so much attention to something that you clearly don't like just so you can continue to be bitter that annoys the shit out of me.


Nobody gives a shit what annoys you, though.


And nobody gives a shit what you do or don't like so here we are
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BLAKUboy
12/09/17 10:42:44 AM
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Imagine getting so bitter over the so-called bitterness you perceive others to have.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/09/17 10:44:39 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
And nobody gives a s*** what you do or don't like so here we are


People seemed to quite enjoy my little picture up there, actually.
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hortanz
12/09/17 10:56:03 AM
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now you've done it D lo
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Oshawottownage
12/09/17 11:11:22 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Imagine getting so bitter over the so-called bitterness you perceive others to have.


Welcome to CE...

Okay welcome to gamefaqs in general.
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DarthAragorn
12/09/17 12:37:53 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
f1iR76K

@DarthAragorn

Lmao that's great
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weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 12:41:08 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Imagine getting so bitter over the so-called bitterness you perceive others to have.


Oh, targetting the guy who made the suicide post? And you had the balls to call me out for trying to help the guy, real nice Blakuboy, real hypocritical of ya
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