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Alright so basically my roommate had some friends over for some christmas party. It got wild, place got a bit trashed, most of us got hammered, etc. The back door was left open (I guess for breeze or something) and occasionally people and in the midst of it two guys from a party across the street apparently walked in (Didn't know if they were other friends the guy invited) and acted chill, and apparently stole two phones and a pair of keys. So they [roommate's friends] go over to the other party to find the guys, didn't see them, and the door was left open. One guy from the other party walked up to our back door and stopped (I guess he was just looking inside but it kinda looked sketchy as if he was gonna steal something) and my roommate's friend got angry as fuck, telling him to back up, and pushed him down. Several us tried to stop him, but at a certain point they started fighting, and then my roommate just started joining in and jumped the other guy. Guy got bruises on his face, this made his friends angry as fuck, and they started coming out demanding to fight my roommate and his friend. After some dialogue with them and a lot of yelling from the other guy's angry friends, one of them asked for their names and identification to report them to the cops. Me and another guy walked back in, but the other guy decided to just ditch them and take the long way home because he didn't want to snitch. So I just left the door locked while the other guys were outside and let them leave.

It's kind of a bummer because I was planning on introducing myself to one of the girls and they just happened to have their phone stolen. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess
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Man thats crazy. The same thing pretty much happened to me last year. Basically my roommate had some friends over for some christmas party. It got wild, place got a bit trashed, most of us got hammered, etc. The back door was left open (I guess for breeze or something) and occasionally people and in the midst of it two guys from a party across the street apparently walked in (Didn't know if they were other friends the guy invited) and acted chill, and apparently stole two phones and a pair of keys. So they [roommate's friends] go over to the other party to find the guys, didn't see them, and the door was left open. One guy from the other party walked up to our back door and stopped (I guess he was just looking inside but it kinda looked sketchy as if he was gonna steal something) and my roommate's friend got angry as fuck, telling him to back up, and pushed him down. Several us tried to stop him, but at a certain point they started fighting, and then my roommate just started joining in and jumped the other guy. Guy got bruises on his face, this made his friends angry as fuck, and they started coming out demanding to fight my roommate and his friend. After some dialogue with them and a lot of yelling from the other guy's angry friends, one of them asked for their names and identification to report them to the cops. Me and another guy walked back in, but the other guy decided to just ditch them and take the long way home because he didn't want to snitch. So I just left the door locked while the other guys were outside and let them leave.

It's kind of a bummer because I was planning on introducing myself to one of the girls and they just happened to have their phone stolen. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess
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dude this is so weird. this reminds me of something that happened to me a few months go

Basically my roommate had some friends over for some christmas party. It got wild, place got a bit trashed, most of us got hammered, etc. The back door was left open (I guess for breeze or something) and occasionally people and in the midst of it two guys from a party across the street apparently walked in (Didn't know if they were other friends the guy invited) and acted chill, and apparently stole two phones and a pair of keys. So they [roommate's friends] go over to the other party to find the guys, didn't see them, and the door was left open. One guy from the other party walked up to our back door and stopped (I guess he was just looking inside but it kinda looked sketchy as if he was gonna steal something) and my roommate's friend got angry as fuck, telling him to back up, and pushed him down. Several us tried to stop him, but at a certain point they started fighting, and then my roommate just started joining in and jumped the other guy. Guy got bruises on his face, this made his friends angry as fuck, and they started coming out demanding to fight my roommate and his friend. After some dialogue with them and a lot of yelling from the other guy's angry friends, one of them asked for their names and identification to report them to the cops. Me and another guy walked back in, but the other guy decided to just ditch them and take the long way home because he didn't want to snitch. So I just left the door locked while the other guys were outside and let them leave.

It's kind of a bummer because I was planning on introducing myself to one of the girls and they just happened to have their phone stolen. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess

I had a similar situation last night. Basically my grandma had some NBA players over for some Diwali party. It got wild, place got a new coat of pain, most of us got pinkeye, etc. The refrigerator was left open (I guess for mayonnaise or something) and occasionally kickboxers and in the midst of it two mimes from a hot dog stand across the street apparently cartwheeled in (Didn't know if they were other hookers grandma invited) and acted like robots, and apparently ate two phones and a pair of trousers. So they [grandma's fuck buddy] go over to the barber shoppe to find the gold, didn't see it, and the peanut butter was left open. One cyclops from the other dimension walked up to our attic and stopped (I guess he was just climbing inside but it kinda smelled buttery as if he was gonna bake something) and my grandma's iguana got tall as fuck, telling him to sit up, and drugged him up. Six hundred of us tried to caress him, but at a certain point they started twerking, and then my Uncle Steve just started chiming in and serenaded the other guy. Guy got mustard on his pants, this made his Gam-Gam confused as a butterfly, and they started making coffee demanding to smell my dad and his friend. After some finger sandwiches with them and a lot of wrestling facts from the other guy's Navajo friends, one of them asked for their kites and jump ropes to enlist them in the girl scouts. Me and another version of myself walked back in time, but the cyclops decided to just eat them and take the imaginary way to hell because he didn't want to buy potatoes. So I just poured the ketchup out while the mimes were outside and let them be swarmed by vultures.

It's kind of a turn on because I was pretending to expose myself to one of the Jonas brothers and they just happened to have their vegetables stir fried. Oh well. Free tacos next time, I guess
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I don't know why but I had a feeling the responses ITT were gonna be copy-and-pastes of the OP. The responses to long OPs here are usually normal, but I just knew the responses in this topic were gonna be copy-and-pastes, lol.
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Who even steals keys anyway
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Junkies
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JlM posted...

I had a similar situation last night. Basically my grandma had some NBA players over for some Diwali party. It got wild, place got a new coat of pain, most of us got pinkeye, etc. The refrigerator was left open (I guess for mayonnaise or something) and occasionally kickboxers and in the midst of it two mimes from a hot dog stand across the street apparently cartwheeled in (Didn't know if they were other hookers grandma invited) and acted like robots, and apparently ate two phones and a pair of trousers. So they [grandma's fuck buddy] go over to the barber shoppe to find the gold, didn't see it, and the peanut butter was left open. One cyclops from the other dimension walked up to our attic and stopped (I guess he was just climbing inside but it kinda smelled buttery as if he was gonna bake something) and my grandma's iguana got tall as fuck, telling him to sit up, and drugged him up. Six hundred of us tried to caress him, but at a certain point they started twerking, and then my Uncle Steve just started chiming in and serenaded the other guy. Guy got mustard on his pants, this made his Gam-Gam confused as a butterfly, and they started making coffee demanding to smell my dad and his friend. After some finger sandwiches with them and a lot of wrestling facts from the other guy's Navajo friends, one of them asked for their kites and jump ropes to enlist them in the girl scouts. Me and another version of myself walked back in time, but the cyclops decided to just eat them and take the imaginary way to hell because he didn't want to buy potatoes. So I just poured the ketchup out while the mimes were outside and let them be swarmed by vultures.

It's kind of a turn on because I was pretending to expose myself to one of the Jonas brothers and they just happened to have their vegetables stir fried. Oh well. Free tacos next time, I guess

This guy knows how to party
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

I don't know why but I had a feeling the responses ITT were gonna be copy-and-pastes of the OP. The responses to long OPs here are usually normal, but I just knew the responses in this topic were gonna be copy-and-pastes, lol.

You're missing out
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