Current Events > Girlfriend is so trash right now she literally shit on my floor

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Vermander 12/10/17 2:58:06 AM #1:	Ive been spending the past 30 minutes cleaning up after her. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891928989] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Ive been spending the past 30 minutes cleaning up after her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 12/10/17 2:59:39 AM #2:	Yeah shitting on the floor is pretty trash. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:891929048] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Yeah shitting on the floor is pretty trash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 12/10/17 2:59:57 AM #3:	Is she hot? Pics --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:891929063] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Is she hot? Pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/10/17 3:00:38 AM #4:	She's trash too? Sounds like you two are perfect for each other, tbh --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:891929081] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>She's trash too? Sounds like you two are perfect for each other, tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 3:00:57 AM #5:	Like she says I an shitty right now cause Im mad. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891929090] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Like she says I an shitty right now cause Im mad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 12/10/17 3:02:22 AM #6:	Why would you not take pics of this .. shitshow... --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:891929136] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Why would you not take pics of this .. shitshow... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 12/10/17 3:02:48 AM #7:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... She's trash too? Sounds like you two are perfect for each other, tbh As a white trash man, I'm offended you think our trashy girlfriends shit on the floor...>_> --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:891929144] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>She's trash too? Sounds like you two are perfect for each other, tbh</quote> As a white trash man, I'm offended you think our trashy girlfriends shit on the floor...>_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500 12/10/17 3:03:07 AM #8:	Fuck this bitch man. Fucking leave her already, like I'm 99% certain you're just a fucking gimmick but god damn if this is real grow some fucking balls. <cite>Steelix500 posted [p:891929151] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Fuck this bitch man. Fucking leave her already, like I'm 99% certain you're just a fucking gimmick but god damn if this is real grow some fucking balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 3:03:45 AM #9:	Corrik posted... Why would you not take pics of this .. shitshow... I should. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891929167] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you not take pics of this .. shitshow... </quote> I should.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 12/10/17 3:05:06 AM #10:	If a chick shits on your floor you got two options: Dump her crazy ass because she's clearly got issues Marry her --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:891929209] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>If a chick shits on your floor you got two options: Dump her crazy ass because she's clearly got issues Marry her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 12/10/17 3:05:13 AM #11:	You need to kick her ass out if she is going to be a dirty fucking savage like that. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:891929213] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>You need to kick her ass out if she is going to be a dirty fucking savage like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/10/17 3:05:21 AM #12:	pics of your banjo --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:891929221] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>pics of your banjo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 12/10/17 3:06:40 AM #13:	Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then she's abnormally unethical. That is not a stable person. --- My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/SS27o <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:891929257] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then she's abnormally unethical. That is not a stable person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 12/10/17 3:07:27 AM #14:	Do her in the ass. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:891929285] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Do her in the ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 12/10/17 3:07:39 AM #15:	I mean I wouldn't dump someone over this if it was an accident, but hopefully she is apologetic about it tomorrow --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:891929293] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>I mean I wouldn't dump someone over this if it was an accident, but hopefully she is apologetic about it tomorrow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 12/10/17 3:08:12 AM #16:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then it's blatantly obvious she's unethical. She is drunk. Lol being drunk doesn't make you unstable. Like lol wtf --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:891929310] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then it's blatantly obvious she's unethical.</quote> She is drunk. Lol being drunk doesn't make you unstable. Like lol wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 12/10/17 3:08:45 AM #17:	Well, I hope she at least wiped when she was done --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:891929320] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Well, I hope she at least wiped when she was done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/10/17 3:09:27 AM #18:	nevershine posted... Well, I hope she at least wiped when she was done On the carpet like a dog. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:891929336] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>Well, I hope she at least wiped when she was done</quote> On the carpet like a dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 3:10:02 AM #19:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then she's abnormally unethical. That is not a stable person. I mean she is trashed but still. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891929349] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Why haven't you broken up with her yet? If your girlfriend actually willingly shat on the floor, then she's abnormally unethical. That is not a stable person.</quote> I mean she is trashed but still.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 12/10/17 3:10:22 AM #20:	Corrik posted... She is drunk. TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits. --- My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/SS27o <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:891929355] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>She is drunk. </quote> TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 12/10/17 3:15:59 AM #21:	I imagined this as a girl who is such a trashy person that she was just like wooo fuck you imma shit and youre like no what dont shit go to the bathroom and do it there and shes like nope imma shit and she shits and youre like what the fuck im gonna post about this on ce just you watch --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:891929522] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>I imagined this as a girl who is such a trashy person that she was just like wooo fuck you imma shit and youre like no what dont shit go to the bathroom and do it there and shes like nope imma shit and she shits and youre like what the fuck im gonna post about this on ce just you watch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 3:16:48 AM #22:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Corrik posted... She is drunk. TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits. Its her birthday people kept buying Her stuff --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891929544] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>She is drunk. </quote> TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits.</quote> Its her birthday people kept buying Her stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 3:43:25 AM #23:	Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891930204] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 12/10/17 3:46:26 AM #24:	Vermander posted... Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside. fuckin pee on her she didnt have a problem shitting on you --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:891930279] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside.</quote> fuckin pee on her she didnt have a problem shitting on you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 12/10/17 4:20:29 AM #25:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Corrik posted... She is drunk. TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits. Trash is a typo for trashed. Duh --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:891931039] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote>She is drunk. </quote> TC didn't said that. Even if she's drunk, that's no excuse to shit on a fucking floor. If being drunk makes you shit on the floor, then you clearly need professional help for your alcoholic habits.</quote> Trash is a typo for trashed. Duh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 12/10/17 4:24:13 AM #26:	Vermander posted... Its her birthday people kept buying Her stuff Then she should of refused it. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:891931119] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Its her birthday people kept buying Her stuff</quote> Then she should of refused it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 12/10/17 4:49:28 AM #27:	There was a reality show with Flavor Flav where some chick apparently shit on the floor and they put it on TV... --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:891931572] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>There was a reality show with Flavor Flav where some chick apparently shit on the floor and they put it on TV...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 12/10/17 5:41:25 AM #28:	why do girls have worse bathroom habits than men? --- http://i.imgur.com/MFTpPuq.jpg <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:891932382] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>why do girls have worse bathroom habits than men?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 12/10/17 5:45:25 AM #29:	Don't clean up after drunk people. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:891932446] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Don't clean up after drunk people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 9:46:41 AM #30:	Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891937169] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 12/10/17 1:33:07 PM #31:	Vermander posted... Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:891946960] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote</quote> Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 12/10/17 1:36:50 PM #32:	sounds fake --- http://i.imgur.com/gWCYPlD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ls3OgWR.jpg <cite>Awesome posted [p:891947159] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>sounds fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/10/17 1:37:15 PM #33:	Better to be shat on than to be cucked! --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:891947178] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Better to be shat on than to be cucked!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BMXJouster 12/10/17 1:44:42 PM #34:	TheCyborgNinja posted... There was a reality show with Flavor Flav where some chick apparently shit on the floor and they put it on TV... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQP8wPJ2pgg --- Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives "One embarrassing clown's quest for the ultimate case of diarrhea." <cite>BMXJouster posted [p:891947591] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>There was a reality show with Flavor Flav where some chick apparently shit on the floor and they put it on TV...</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQP8wPJ2pgg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 12/10/17 1:51:47 PM #35:	Meh get a shovel and paper towel and you good. Also remember some girl pissed on the corner in some college party. --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:891948035] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote>Meh get a shovel and paper towel and you good. Also remember some girl pissed on the corner in some college party. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/10/17 1:53:00 PM #36:	Vermander posted... Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside. my roomate used to fall asleep on the toilet when she was drunk every once in a while --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:891948104] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Well I just finished cleaning up most of everything, she is asleep on my toilet so I had to pee outside.</quote> my roomate used to fall asleep on the toilet when she was drunk every once in a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 2:11:11 PM #37:	Corrik posted... Vermander posted... Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price. If I can figure out how to get it apart --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891949121] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote</quote> Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price.</quote> If I can figure out how to get it apart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/10/17 2:16:01 PM #39:	Vermander posted... Corrik posted... Vermander posted... Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price. If I can figure out how to get it apart I just did looks like the battery is only five bucks --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891949426] in Girlfriend... [t:76082330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Corrik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote>Update: She is sleep soundly in bed. Got her cleaned up, and stablized, and most of the damage mitigated, but I accidentally washed my car remote</quote> Just change the remote battery when it dries. They are cheap. Do not let someone else do it for you or they will charge you a silly price.</quote> If I can figure out how to get it apart</quote> I just did looks like the battery is only five bucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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