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Kineth
12/11/17 11:38:59 PM
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I mean a tiny one, not a Steely Dan. I rarely go to strip clubs or and generally don't spend money at them either, but that's aside from the point. Do you think a stripper would be into a lap dance more if you came equipped with one?

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Kaname_Madoka
12/11/17 11:39:44 PM
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I've never been to a strip club. Why would you do that? I don't get it.
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boxington
12/11/17 11:40:31 PM
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I think that's being too presumptuous, tbh.
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Vyrulisse
12/11/17 11:40:36 PM
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Maybe if it was wrapped in a few hundos she might be game in the special room...
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SSJGrimReaper
12/11/17 11:41:47 PM
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is kinny in love with a stripper
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Kineth
12/11/17 11:43:54 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
I've never been to a strip club. Why would you do that? I don't get it.


If you're getting a lap dance in the VIP section, there's no prying eyes. And, I mean, they're rubbing their junk on you part of the time so... Also, it wouldn't only be for strippers. It'd be good ammo for a random fingerblasting.

boxington posted...
I think that's being too presumptuous, tbh.


Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. I'd get their consent before deploying the goods.
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Kineth
12/11/17 11:44:40 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
is kinny in love with a stripper


Hahah, no. These hoes ain't loyal. The girl I am in love with is where I got the idea from though.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/11/17 11:44:45 PM
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Why not just your penis then
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Blue_Inigo
12/11/17 11:45:06 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
that's somebody's daughter you know

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Kineth
12/11/17 11:45:30 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Why not just your penis then


Because it's a public establishment and I don't know where that roast beef sandwich has been.
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glitteringfairy
12/11/17 11:46:38 PM
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Kineth sounds kinda creepy
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ProtoManSPx
12/11/17 11:46:41 PM
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Ehh, not a good idea.
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Kineth
12/11/17 11:48:58 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Kineth sounds kinda creepy


Says the guy who makes yearly masturbation topics.

ProtoManSPx posted...
Ehh, not a good idea.


I'd like to hear why.
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omega cookie
12/11/17 11:52:30 PM
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She might be game, she might call the bouncer.

You willing to take that risk?
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DocileOrangeCup
12/11/17 11:54:20 PM
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ProtoManSPx
12/11/17 11:54:31 PM
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It just feels too extra for the situation, you know?
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Kineth
12/11/17 11:55:59 PM
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omega cookie posted...
She might be game, she might call the bouncer.

You willing to take that risk?


Yeah, but as I said, I'd mitigate the risk by being straightforward about it instead of surprising her with it. Also would negotiate it before handing over the cash.

Regardless, I've only gotten 3 lap dances in my lifetime and paid for none of them so *shrug*.
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voldothegr8
12/11/17 11:56:14 PM
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omega cookie posted...
She might be game, she might call the bouncer.

You willing to take that risk?

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boxington
12/11/17 11:59:06 PM
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Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. I'd get their consent before deploying the goods.


that's not so bad, then, I guess.
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DougieJones
12/12/17 12:00:52 AM
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Kineth posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Why not just your penis then


Because it's a public establishment and I don't know where that roast beef sandwich has been.


And she wouldn't know where your steel rod has been lol
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mach25687
12/12/17 12:01:27 AM
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Kineth posted...
omega cookie posted...
She might be game, she might call the bouncer.

You willing to take that risk?


Yeah, but as I said, I'd mitigate the risk by being straightforward about it instead of surprising her with it. Also would negotiate it before handing over the cash.

Regardless, I've only gotten 3 lap dances in my life and paid for none of them so *shrug*.

Dude, unless you are willing to a lot of cash then that a really stupid thing to do since A. she a worker that has to follow the rules. B. if the bouncer sees what you're doing guess what you either going to get escorted out the club(which is the best thing) or going to get hurt/call the cops on you.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/12/17 12:01:44 AM
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If you're handsome, she would probably be fine with it. Otherwise, the bouncers will probably remove you.
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LJRENEGADE
12/12/17 12:02:12 AM
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I've never been to a strip club but it seems like a bad idea and honestly a little creepy. Plus you might piss her off. But I know dudes who've gotten head from strippers so I don't know, try it if you want. Just be careful doing something like that.
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Kineth
12/12/17 12:04:32 AM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
It just feels too extra for the situation, you know?


This is a fair point. It also feels like some crafty metagame.

Just in case we're not clear, I'm talking about something like those lipstick vibrators that aren't very visible or loud at all, but I do get your point on that.

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Kineth posted...
Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it.

the thought of this is hilarious


lol, right? I'd completely understand the apprehension if that were what I was thinking.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
If you're handsome, she would probably be fine with it. Otherwise, the bouncers will probably remove you.


Yeah, I'm a handsome dude so that's some additional risk mitigation.
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Kineth
12/12/17 12:24:51 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqRkgmAkL4s

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Syntheticon
12/12/17 1:43:14 AM
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Kineth posted...
I mean a tiny one, not a Steely Dan. I rarely go to strip clubs or and generally don't spend money at them either, but that's aside from the point. Do you think a stripper would be into a lap dance more if you came equipped with one?

Random musings.
I would strongly advise against it but who knows, try it and find out.
If you don't break your phone when the bouncers throw you out on the pavement, let us know how it went.
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LittleRoyal
12/12/17 2:25:08 AM
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Sick freak. Thats assault. That isnt why she got the job. When she wants stuff she can play with herself or seek men out. She doesnt need random pervs touching her more intimately than her dances require and if she were into you shed drop hints. Shes not asking to be assaulted like you act like she is
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Kineth
12/12/17 5:56:17 AM
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@LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault.


How is it assault if I ask whether or not she wants to engage in such activity? I wouldn't do it if she says no.
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Kineth
12/12/17 9:30:14 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
And she wouldn't know where your steel rod has been lol


This is fair and I also gotta watch myself on that too. I'd make sure to clean it regularly.
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LittleRoyal
12/12/17 9:31:48 AM
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Kineth posted...
@LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault.


How is it assault if I ask whether or not she wants to engage in such activity? I wouldn't do it if she says no.

You literally called it surprise fingerbanging earlier
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EnragedSlith
12/12/17 9:32:05 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault. That isnt why she got the job. When she wants stuff she can play with herself or seek men out. She doesnt need random pervs touching her more intimately than her dances require and if she were into you shed drop hints. Shes not asking to be assaulted like you act like she is

Right? How weird is this topic
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Kineth
12/12/17 9:33:45 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Kineth posted...
@LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault.


How is it assault if I ask whether or not she wants to engage in such activity? I wouldn't do it if she says no.

You literally called it surprise fingerbanging earlier


No, I literally called it a random fingerblasting and said I WOULDN'T surprise them with that.
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LittleRoyal
12/12/17 9:55:48 AM
#34:


Maybe one or two of my issues with you is wrong.

You still implied incredibly dirty things about them and implied theyre whores, and are acting like you perving out to girls is doing them a favor not you.

These girls dont need more pervs. You should know by now its not a favor to treat us this way and frankly the fact that you dont spells out many more issues
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tremain07
12/12/17 9:59:40 AM
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This topic is so weird I expected it to be made by Gavi.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/12/17 10:01:24 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
and implied theyre whores

They're strippers, they are whores

And you're a lazy gimmick account pretending to be a girl.
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Kineth
12/12/17 10:03:16 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
You still implied incredibly dirty things about them and implied theyre whores, and are acting like you perving out to girls is doing them a favor not you.


Ok, pause. If you've read this topic, you should be able to figure out that I am being pretty straightforward about what I'm saying so there's no implicatiions or subtext that I'm skipping over. I get that my topic apparently got you a little triggered, but you're definitely misreading what I've said in this topic. To be fair though, some of those posts, like the random fingerblasting one, were said in a jocular manor, aka they were not serious sentiments.

Hopefully you'll also figure out from how I'm communicating with you that I'm not a random perv and actually know how to engage women.

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
and implied theyre whores

They're strippers, they are whores

And you're a lazy gimmick account pretending to be a girl.


Then again, there's also this.
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Kineth
12/12/17 10:04:38 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Right? How weird is this topic


Unique is the word you're looking for, not weird.

Well, no. It is a little weird, I'll admit, but I made the topic to encourage discussion.
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CapnMuffin
12/12/17 10:08:04 AM
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Put it in your pants so your lap vibrates.

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CanuckCowboy
12/12/17 10:11:17 AM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

They're strippers, they are whores


... Wow
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LittleRoyal
12/12/17 10:30:46 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
They're strippers, they are whores


Oi....that's not very nice bro....
I was once in that work you know....:/

tremain07 posted...
This topic is so weird I expected it to be made by Gavi.


Nah, soz bruh - I've trained a few strippers and been one myself when younger but never paid for one. :P


Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs*
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kingdrake2
12/12/17 10:36:48 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

They're strippers, they are whores


... Wow


statement is right though. completely acceptable answer.
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CanuckCowboy
12/12/17 10:38:46 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

They're strippers, they are whores


... Wow


statement is right though. completely acceptable answer.


Lolno
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LittleRoyal
12/12/17 10:40:02 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs*


lol, I'm a big boy, I'll live.
Besides, a lot of us did do escorting back in the day anyway...so...almost literal whores - but I'm not sure how prevalent that is nowadays.

Probably not most. There are many strip clubs and I have a stripper friend but obviously I dont tell anyone the whole point is so nobody she ever meets will know, but yeah. Shes jus paying for school and people are so sexist she has to keep reminding people that being willing to show her body and use her body are completely different
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kingdrake2
12/12/17 10:46:12 AM
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Kineth
12/12/17 10:48:37 AM
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@LittleRoyal posted...
Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs*


Odd that you feel the need to apologize for someone else's mistake but won't apologize for your own.
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EnragedSlith
12/12/17 10:57:13 AM
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Kineth posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Right? How weird is this topic


Unique is the word you're looking for, not weird.

Well, no. It is a little weird, I'll admit, but I made the topic to encourage discussion.

Heres some discussion, youre a creep and make people around you uncomfortable. You dont realize it because you were socially unaware enough to seriously posit this question
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