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Kineth 12/11/17 11:38:59 PM #1: |
I mean a tiny one, not a Steely Dan. I rarely go to strip clubs or and generally don't spend money at them either, but that's aside from the point. Do you think a stripper would be into a lap dance more if you came equipped with one?
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Kaname_Madoka 12/11/17 11:39:44 PM #2: |
I've never been to a strip club. Why would you do that? I don't get it.
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boxington 12/11/17 11:40:31 PM #4: |
I think that's being too presumptuous, tbh.
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Vyrulisse 12/11/17 11:40:36 PM #5: |
Maybe if it was wrapped in a few hundos she might be game in the special room...
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SSJGrimReaper 12/11/17 11:41:47 PM #6: |
is kinny in love with a stripper
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Kineth 12/11/17 11:43:54 PM #7: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I've never been to a strip club. Why would you do that? I don't get it. If you're getting a lap dance in the VIP section, there's no prying eyes. And, I mean, they're rubbing their junk on you part of the time so... Also, it wouldn't only be for strippers. It'd be good ammo for a random fingerblasting. boxington posted... I think that's being too presumptuous, tbh. Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. I'd get their consent before deploying the goods. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/11/17 11:44:40 PM #8: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
is kinny in love with a stripper Hahah, no. These hoes ain't loyal. The girl I am in love with is where I got the idea from though. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 12/11/17 11:44:45 PM #9: |
Why not just your penis then
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Blue_Inigo 12/11/17 11:45:06 PM #10: |
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Kineth 12/11/17 11:45:30 PM #11: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Why not just your penis then Because it's a public establishment and I don't know where that roast beef sandwich has been. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 12/11/17 11:46:38 PM #12: |
Kineth sounds kinda creepy
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ProtoManSPx 12/11/17 11:46:41 PM #13: |
Ehh, not a good idea.
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Kineth 12/11/17 11:48:58 PM #14: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Kineth sounds kinda creepy Says the guy who makes yearly masturbation topics. ProtoManSPx posted... Ehh, not a good idea. I'd like to hear why. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 12/11/17 11:52:30 PM #15: |
She might be game, she might call the bouncer.
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DocileOrangeCup 12/11/17 11:54:20 PM #16: |
Kineth posted...
Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. the thought of this is hilarious --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 12/11/17 11:54:31 PM #17: |
It just feels too extra for the situation, you know?
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Kineth 12/11/17 11:55:59 PM #18: |
omega cookie posted...
She might be game, she might call the bouncer. Yeah, but as I said, I'd mitigate the risk by being straightforward about it instead of surprising her with it. Also would negotiate it before handing over the cash. Regardless, I've only gotten 3 lap dances in my lifetime and paid for none of them so *shrug*. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 12/11/17 11:56:14 PM #19: |
omega cookie posted...
She might be game, she might call the bouncer. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 9 (3) | THE Ohio State: 10-2 | Oakland Raiders: 6-6 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 12/11/17 11:59:06 PM #20: |
Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. I'd get their consent before deploying the goods. that's not so bad, then, I guess. --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DougieJones 12/12/17 12:00:52 AM #21: |
Kineth posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...Why not just your penis then And she wouldn't know where your steel rod has been lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mach25687 12/12/17 12:01:27 AM #22: |
Kineth posted...
omega cookie posted...She might be game, she might call the bouncer. Dude, unless you are willing to a lot of cash then that a really stupid thing to do since A. she a worker that has to follow the rules. B. if the bouncer sees what you're doing guess what you either going to get escorted out the club(which is the best thing) or going to get hurt/call the cops on you. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 12/12/17 12:01:44 AM #23: |
If you're handsome, she would probably be fine with it. Otherwise, the bouncers will probably remove you.
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LJRENEGADE 12/12/17 12:02:12 AM #24: |
I've never been to a strip club but it seems like a bad idea and honestly a little creepy. Plus you might piss her off. But I know dudes who've gotten head from strippers so I don't know, try it if you want. Just be careful doing something like that.
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Kineth 12/12/17 12:04:32 AM #25: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
It just feels too extra for the situation, you know? This is a fair point. It also feels like some crafty metagame. Just in case we're not clear, I'm talking about something like those lipstick vibrators that aren't very visible or loud at all, but I do get your point on that. DocileOrangeCup posted... Kineth posted...Well I wouldn't just surprise them with it. lol, right? I'd completely understand the apprehension if that were what I was thinking. TheCyborgNinja posted... If you're handsome, she would probably be fine with it. Otherwise, the bouncers will probably remove you. Yeah, I'm a handsome dude so that's some additional risk mitigation. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/12/17 12:24:51 AM #26: |
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Syntheticon 12/12/17 1:43:14 AM #27: |
Kineth posted...
I mean a tiny one, not a Steely Dan. I rarely go to strip clubs or and generally don't spend money at them either, but that's aside from the point. Do you think a stripper would be into a lap dance more if you came equipped with one?I would strongly advise against it but who knows, try it and find out. If you don't break your phone when the bouncers throw you out on the pavement, let us know how it went. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 12/12/17 2:25:08 AM #28: |
Sick freak. Thats assault. That isnt why she got the job. When she wants stuff she can play with herself or seek men out. She doesnt need random pervs touching her more intimately than her dances require and if she were into you shed drop hints. Shes not asking to be assaulted like you act like she is
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Kineth 12/12/17 5:56:17 AM #29: |
@LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault. How is it assault if I ask whether or not she wants to engage in such activity? I wouldn't do it if she says no. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/12/17 9:30:14 AM #30: |
Syntheticon posted...
And she wouldn't know where your steel rod has been lol This is fair and I also gotta watch myself on that too. I'd make sure to clean it regularly. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 12/12/17 9:31:48 AM #31: |
Kineth posted...
@LittleRoyal posted...Sick freak. Thats assault. You literally called it surprise fingerbanging earlier --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 12/12/17 9:32:05 AM #32: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Sick freak. Thats assault. That isnt why she got the job. When she wants stuff she can play with herself or seek men out. She doesnt need random pervs touching her more intimately than her dances require and if she were into you shed drop hints. Shes not asking to be assaulted like you act like she is Right? How weird is this topic --- You gotta fly like an eagle and not.b... be like a turkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/12/17 9:33:45 AM #33: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Kineth posted...@LittleRoyal posted...Sick freak. Thats assault. No, I literally called it a random fingerblasting and said I WOULDN'T surprise them with that. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 12/12/17 9:55:48 AM #34: |
Maybe one or two of my issues with you is wrong.
You still implied incredibly dirty things about them and implied theyre whores, and are acting like you perving out to girls is doing them a favor not you. These girls dont need more pervs. You should know by now its not a favor to treat us this way and frankly the fact that you dont spells out many more issues --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 12/12/17 9:59:40 AM #35: |
This topic is so weird I expected it to be made by Gavi.
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Trigg3rH4ppy 12/12/17 10:01:24 AM #36: |
LittleRoyal posted...
and implied theyre whores They're strippers, they are whores And you're a lazy gimmick account pretending to be a girl. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/12/17 10:03:16 AM #37: |
LittleRoyal posted...
You still implied incredibly dirty things about them and implied theyre whores, and are acting like you perving out to girls is doing them a favor not you. Ok, pause. If you've read this topic, you should be able to figure out that I am being pretty straightforward about what I'm saying so there's no implicatiions or subtext that I'm skipping over. I get that my topic apparently got you a little triggered, but you're definitely misreading what I've said in this topic. To be fair though, some of those posts, like the random fingerblasting one, were said in a jocular manor, aka they were not serious sentiments. Hopefully you'll also figure out from how I'm communicating with you that I'm not a random perv and actually know how to engage women. Trigg3rH4ppy posted... LittleRoyal posted...and implied theyre whores Then again, there's also this. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 12/12/17 10:04:38 AM #38: |
EnragedSlith posted...
Right? How weird is this topic Unique is the word you're looking for, not weird. Well, no. It is a little weird, I'll admit, but I made the topic to encourage discussion. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 12/12/17 10:08:04 AM #40: |
Put it in your pants so your lap vibrates.
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CanuckCowboy 12/12/17 10:11:17 AM #41: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
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LittleRoyal 12/12/17 10:30:46 AM #42: |
-Gavirulax- posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...They're strippers, they are whores Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs* --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 12/12/17 10:36:48 AM #43: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted... statement is right though. completely acceptable answer. --- His hair cracks me up, It's like if vaudeville and feudal Japan did the fusion dance on his head - Yaridovich ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 12/12/17 10:38:46 AM #45: |
kingdrake2 posted...
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LittleRoyal 12/12/17 10:40:02 AM #46: |
-Gavirulax- posted...
LittleRoyal posted...Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs* Probably not most. There are many strip clubs and I have a stripper friend but obviously I dont tell anyone the whole point is so nobody she ever meets will know, but yeah. Shes jus paying for school and people are so sexist she has to keep reminding people that being willing to show her body and use her body are completely different --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 12/12/17 10:46:12 AM #47: |
"I see that you're enticed by my daughter's awesome, rocking tits. Then bathe with my daughter in the Fountain of Varnov! Appease the Gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds."
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Kineth 12/12/17 10:48:37 AM #48: |
@LittleRoyal posted...
Some people feel empowered by that work some do it because they really need the money. They arent whores~ sorry he is saying that stuff Gavi *hugs* Odd that you feel the need to apologize for someone else's mistake but won't apologize for your own. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 12/12/17 10:57:13 AM #50: |
Kineth posted...
EnragedSlith posted...Right? How weird is this topic Heres some discussion, youre a creep and make people around you uncomfortable. You dont realize it because you were socially unaware enough to seriously posit this question --- You gotta fly like an eagle and not.b... be like a turkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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