Current Events > What if porn sites turn into loot boxes?

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NeonOctopus
12/14/17 2:35:36 PM
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Like you pay $2 and you get a random video from any genre of porn on the site to view for 24 hours.

How hilarious/horrible would that be? >_>
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Romulox28
12/14/17 2:36:09 PM
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i think you would legit become rich if you made this
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SSJGrimReaper
12/14/17 2:36:44 PM
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Get 20% off the boob category by using the code "NEON"
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CapnMuffin
12/14/17 2:36:47 PM
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Sounds like a good way to branch out
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wackyteen
12/14/17 2:37:43 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
i think you would legit become rich if you made this

LOL paying for porn
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I Like Toast
12/14/17 2:37:44 PM
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Gog and gmg do lootboxes for games I wouldn't be surprised if steam copies it by next year's winter sale.
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NeonOctopus
12/14/17 2:38:13 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Sounds like a good way to branch out

"The last 3 days, I've been getting nothing but midget porn videos, but I think they're pretty hot now."
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/14/17 2:39:40 PM
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"SPECIAL BUNDLE DEAL: $2.50 for 2 select videos from the 'Big Booty' pack and get a video from the 'Ebony Handjob' category FREE!"
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Lost_All_Senses
12/14/17 2:40:50 PM
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Im way too specific for that shit
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Questionmarktarius
12/14/17 6:14:55 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
i think you would legit become rich if you made this

No.
That $2 video will be sliced up into 5-minute chunks, have some shady totally-not-malware-everywhere website logo slapped onto the corner, get some "adult version of [social site]" ad glued to the front, then shotgunned out to all the tube sites in about half a day.
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