Current Events > Has Duckbear really been at it for nearly 2 decades?

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butthole666
12/20/17 1:18:58 AM
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What in the entire fuck
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Kaname_Madoka
12/20/17 1:19:52 AM
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dont hate him cuz aint him
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ImNotAnIdiot
12/20/17 1:21:57 AM
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:23:03 AM
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Like

What the fuck
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KhlavicLanguage
12/20/17 1:23:26 AM
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yeah i have like a weekly moment where i just stop and appreciate the sheer consistency of what he's done on this dying-ass website. dude hasn't broken character in literally over ten years.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/20/17 1:24:05 AM
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Gotta admire him tbh lol
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12/20/17 1:24:58 AM
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:26:08 AM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
yeah i have like a weekly moment where i just stop and appreciate the sheer consistency of what he's done on this dying-ass website. dude hasn't broken character in literally over ten years.

He was the first shitposter and he shall be the last

Like this is some longform, high concept shit
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Gafemage
12/20/17 1:27:07 AM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
yeah i have like a weekly moment where i just stop and appreciate the sheer consistency of what he's done on this dying-ass website. dude hasn't broken character in literally over ten years.


He's incredible. I can't even keep a consistent series of polls going for a month... he's been rewriting Dailymail stories in his same format for, like, fifteen years. Anyone who can maintain a theme like this for that long is a fuckin legend
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KhlavicLanguage
12/20/17 1:27:55 AM
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i was a freshman in high school when i first encountered duckbear and i was like heh that's funny

i'm fucking 25 now and he's still here holy shit
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ChainedRedone
12/20/17 1:28:06 AM
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He's done it elsewhere too. I remember seeing a topic on IGN bashing the shit out of him. Everyone hates him wherever he goes.
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:28:06 AM
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What's really insane is that he seems totally articulate and self aware in that vid

Like he just fucking does this as a fully cognizant adult human being
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KhlavicLanguage
12/20/17 1:29:58 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
He's done it elsewhere too. I remember seeing a topic on IGN bashing the shit out of him. Everyone hates him wherever he goes.

who cares, internet nerds are irritable for no good reason. CE hates tons of good posters because they just don't recognize the genius of them.
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Kitt
12/20/17 1:29:58 AM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
yeah i have like a weekly moment where i just stop and appreciate the sheer consistency of what he's done on this dying-ass website. dude hasn't broken character in literally over ten years.

I've seen him post normally once before (he was being defensive because someone completed the challenge in his sig, which required him to stop posting for a day if it's achieved) and it weirded me out lol
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:31:52 AM
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Like, googling "duckbear" brings up results about him from fucking 2003

He predates 4chan

He literally predates modern internet culture

Duckbear is the shitposting cockroach of the internet. Nothing can stop him, and he will outlast us all.
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KhlavicLanguage
12/20/17 1:32:48 AM
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his urbandictionary entry is from dubya's first term jfc
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DocileOrangeCup
12/20/17 1:32:59 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros
12/20/17 1:34:05 AM
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Shut up.
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Lum
12/20/17 1:35:17 AM
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Honestly? He's art.
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MakoReizei
12/20/17 1:36:19 AM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
He's done it elsewhere too. I remember seeing a topic on IGN bashing the shit out of him. Everyone hates him wherever he goes.

who cares, internet nerds are irritable for no good reason. CE hates tons of good posters because they just don't recognize the genius of them.

imagine if he tried this on a site where everyone has a stick up their ass though, like neogaf. he wouldn't last a day
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electricbugs2
12/20/17 1:37:05 AM
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The dude was trolling/shitposting on various forums before It was legal for me to make this account.

Gotta admire his dedication although I do wonder what his actual life is like sometimes, or if he's just an algorithm of some kind.
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MabusIncarnate
12/20/17 1:37:34 AM
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He's a legend, and will become folklore on the internet years from now. He's a treasure to humanity and CE, and should be hailed as nothing less than a news reporting deity.
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:37:36 AM
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And who knows if he even started on gamefaqs, the fucking guy could have been doing this for years prior on earlier message boards

He's more dedicated to reposting Dailymail articles than most people are to their jobs for christ's sake
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Kaname_Madoka
12/20/17 1:41:02 AM
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better than your gimmick tbqh
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:42:18 AM
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Holy shit duckbear predates memes
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Alucard188
12/20/17 1:42:40 AM
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He's been here doing it a long ass time.
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:44:27 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
He's been here doing it a long ass time.

The more I think about it the more amazing it gets.

Like this is some "forbidden knowledge" Lovecraftian mind-implosion going on rn

Fuck
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ChainedRedone
12/20/17 1:50:01 AM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
He's done it elsewhere too. I remember seeing a topic on IGN bashing the shit out of him. Everyone hates him wherever he goes.

who cares, internet nerds are irritable for no good reason. CE hates tons of good posters because they just don't recognize the genius of them.


The only great poster CE hates is Admiral. So shut the fuck up.

MakoReizei posted...
KhlavicLanguage posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
He's done it elsewhere too. I remember seeing a topic on IGN bashing the shit out of him. Everyone hates him wherever he goes.

who cares, internet nerds are irritable for no good reason. CE hates tons of good posters because they just don't recognize the genius of them.

imagine if he tried this on a site where everyone has a stick up their ass though, like neogaf. he wouldn't last a day


Well yeah Neogaf is a serious site and he is clearly shitposting. Why the fuck would any forum that wants to have legitimate discussion allow "Woman falls from cliff. IS SHE HOT?" shitposts?
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Shadowplay
12/20/17 2:15:23 AM
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Didn't he stop posting on CE for a little while? I swear I remember him being absent from CE while Butters was popular. It was after his last LUE account got banned.
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Gafemage
12/20/17 2:18:03 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
The only great poster CE hates is Admiral. So shut the fuck up.


nah
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refmon
12/20/17 2:20:42 AM
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butthole666 posted...
he will outlast us all.

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Balrog0
12/20/17 6:05:32 PM
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idk how consistent he's been over that time span

15 years ago he talked a lot more about his stunning buddhist ways of not stepping on bugs and posted pics and vids of himself (supposeldy him at least)

now he is just some weird news aggregator bot
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Hexenherz
12/20/17 6:07:18 PM
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Does he still message people to tell them not to kill bugs in their house? I remember he sent me AIM messages saying it was immoral.
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iron jojo
12/20/17 6:07:23 PM
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What you need to be concerned about is that he has been collecting data on you for that long.
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Balrog0
12/20/17 6:09:05 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Does he still message people to tell them not to kill bugs in their house? I remember he sent me AIM messages saying it was immoral.


nah that is his old posting style Im pretty sure
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ChainedRedone
12/21/17 1:18:16 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
Hexenherz posted...
Does he still message people to tell them not to kill bugs in their house? I remember he sent me AIM messages saying it was immoral.


nah that is his old posting style Im pretty sure


He sounds like he has some issues.
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DragonGirlYuki
12/21/17 1:21:19 PM
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He has the best gimmick here.
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C_Pain
12/21/17 1:22:38 PM
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Holy shit, I'm really glad you are guys are admiring him, I've been thinking about this a lot. It's truly a marvel that he maintains this style across multiple forums for so many years. Like he doesn't get bored of it or wanna change gimmicks. I agree it's art.
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juicebox4
12/21/17 1:55:06 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
dont hate him cuz aint him

^^^
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Kaname_Madoka
12/21/17 1:55:59 PM
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juicebox4 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
dont hate him cuz aint him

^^^

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Villain
12/21/17 1:56:51 PM
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He used to just posted regularly on the RPG board back in 2000
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Gafemage
12/21/17 7:10:02 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
juicebox4 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
dont hate him cuz aint him

^^^

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uwnim
12/21/17 7:15:18 PM
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At some point, a duckbear bot will take over and continue this until this place is shut down.
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OmegaShinkai
12/21/17 7:18:53 PM
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uwnim posted...
At some point, a duckbear bot will take over and continue this until this place is shut down.

What if it already has taken over
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The Wheelman1
12/21/17 7:21:00 PM
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I admire his dedication. But man that is ridiculous.
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kislev
12/21/17 7:28:48 PM
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His even on ign
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Stallion_Prime
12/21/17 7:30:33 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpq6l_3v-4M

Dude is ugly af. Looks like he got issues too
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