Current Events > XD~~!! My grandpa pwned my dad last night!!

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Last night my gf came over for the first time for dinner. I wanted her to meet my folks. She's half Mexican and Chinese, so my mom didn't know what to make for dinner so we just ordered KFC. My grandpa came over too since I texted him that she was coming plus he wants those KFC salads. Things were going great at the dinner table, but then my mom brought up safe sex topic right at the damn dinner table.

My dad said in a rage "There better be safe sex in this house! I have a few condoms upstairs which better be used!" I felt really bad with all this sex talk so my eyes started to get watery so I looked down at my plate. But then my grandpa stood up and was like "FFS Stuart your busty ass damn condoms won't help the boy cause your box says 'small size' now give him some money for those big trojan ones."

I'm not sure what happened next because I ran into the basement and sipped on an apple juice box.
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...

busty ass damn condoms

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Happened this.
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I missed these topics.

I forgot the name of the original TC who would post these. Something related to stone-cold?
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Austin Era
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Austin Era

RIP ;~;
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That grandpa?

Cotton Hill.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Austin Era

There ya go

dicks out for Austin Era
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