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Muffinz0rz 12/20/17 5:42:04 PM #1: |
![]() (context -- I have my radius set to 25 miles, but her profile showed her at 1.5k miles away, so I figured to open with that). Like wtf man, where am I supposed to go from here? Why would you match if you had no interest? Why don't you unmatch if you don't like me or something about me? Good lord. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCurseX2 12/20/17 5:43:43 PM #2: |
You need a stronger opening, you don't seem interested.
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darkphoenix181 12/20/17 5:46:21 PM #3: |
she just wants a one night stand
probably is married with kids 1500 miles away --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 12/20/17 5:47:49 PM #4: |
Jeez of all the things to complain about online dating
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MegaTech 12/20/17 5:49:32 PM #5: |
I don't see the problem here. You got a response, now work with it? If you're looking for a relationship then unmatch her.
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Muffinz0rz 12/20/17 5:50:04 PM #6: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
Jeez of all the things to complain about online dating This is literally the biggest complaint -- I would rather she unmatch me instead of just writing three-word responses and watching me scramble to find some random-ass follow-up. Like what do you ask from here -- how old are her cousins? Is she from there originally? God damn MegaTech posted... I don't see the problem here. You got a response, now work with it? If you're looking for a relationship then unmatch her. The problem is she's clearly not interested, but is replying out of pity or something. There's nothing to work with on my end. Short responses, no interest, no asking about me or anything. What am I supposed to do? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 12/20/17 5:53:50 PM #8: |
You know I dated a girl who initially responded like this for almost a year
If shes responding right away its a good sign, shes treating it more like chatting than writing bigass responses every time and thats fine. There are plenty of places to go from there --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/20/17 5:54:34 PM #9: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
You know I dated a girl who initially responded like this for almost a year What would you go with --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 12:41:24 AM #10: |
![]() Like am I really that bad at talking online or is she being intentionally difficult --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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josifrees 12/21/17 12:42:50 AM #11: |
Shes not even trying
Either Move on or turn up the heat --- Quit Crying ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 10:11:56 AM #12: |
Okay heat turned up, I asked when she gets back and if she wants to grab happy hour
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Omnislasher 12/21/17 10:17:00 AM #14: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Like am I really that bad at talking online yeah, you are. "my search parameters are too wide" don't fucking talk like this. also, you found a guaranteed NSA hook-up and are complaining. lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 10:20:21 AM #15: |
Omnislasher posted...
yeah, you are. "my search parameters are too wide" The fuck else am I supposed to open with? Her profile is literally empty. I think it's a good opener, given the circumstances of A.) her empty profile, and B.) the fact that I (and I assume her) have filters that are surely less than 1,500 miles. It's funny. It's unusual. And it's far better than some shitty googled pickup line. Omnislasher posted... also, you found a guaranteed NSA hook-up and are complaining What makes you think she's just here for a hookup? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 12/21/17 10:30:41 AM #16: |
"So do you already have a +1 to the wedding? Or in my case, a +8? "
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DarkChozoGhost 12/21/17 10:31:11 AM #17: |
Yeah, idk why they don't just ignore you if they're gonna be like that.
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 10:33:59 AM #18: |
Touch posted...
"So do you already have a +1 to the wedding? Or in my case, a +8? " She's literally already in LA, what am I supposed to do, go to the airport and buy the next available flight to LA? DarkChozoGhost posted... Yeah, idk why they don't just ignore you if they're gonna be like that. This I literally would rather get unmatched than scramble to respond to the word "nope" --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Renraku_San 12/21/17 10:34:46 AM #19: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Blank profile, looking while out of town too. --- I worship Jesus Christ and am 100% proud to be Christian! I read the Bible every day, you should too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 12/21/17 10:35:43 AM #20: |
Wait I thought you were in LA lol
I guess I thought wrong. Shes originally from where you are but tinder says 1500 miles away because 1500 miles is LA where shes at now right? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Renraku_San 12/21/17 10:36:12 AM #21: |
btw that chick is most likely swimming in D, she is going from one chat to the next with these one word responses, keeping her options open, until she commits to whichever d she wants the most.
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 10:41:06 AM #24: |
Renraku_San posted...
Muffinz0rz posted... Blank profile doesn't scream hookup at all. To me, a blank profile just says "I made this out of boredom, I'm a hot chick who could get laid at a moment's notice." Touch posted... Wait I thought you were in LA lol Correct. The context was, we matched, and then I looked at her profile and it says 1500+ miles away, which made no sense to me because my own filters were set to 25mi. Renraku_San posted... btw that chick is most likely swimming in D, she is going from one chat to the next with these one word responses, keeping her options open, until she commits to whichever d she wants the most. Which leads me to ask, why the fuck is the even on a dating app aside from boredom? She could walk into any bar wearing that tight-ass dress, walk up to any random chad, and just grab his junk and be back in bed in an hour. JustMyOpinion posted... You're getting too worked up over nothing. If it ain't gonna work just move on to the next one. Never Conflict posted... It's annoying as shit how CE always says this in response to every topic about girls. Do you guys think girls are fucking guys every second of the day? I know I didn't post any close-ups of her, but she's very attractive, to the point where it literally makes no sense as to why she's on an app. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerKhan420 12/21/17 10:55:55 AM #25: |
Probably a fake profile. Get off dating websites, meet a woman the old fashion way.
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thrashmetal14 12/21/17 11:06:11 AM #26: |
I hate online dating so much. Half of the matches I get are land whales or single moms. Despite the fact that I've dated hotter girls in real life I cant seem to get that many good looking matches. Like TC one word responses/not making any effort at conversation also annoys the piss out of me.
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 11:09:22 AM #27: |
KillerKhan420 posted...
Probably a fake profile. Get off dating websites, meet a woman the old fashion way. I mean she sounds human and her pictures are consistent, I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake until she asks me to visit her cam site. I'm not social, I have nobody I hang out with IRL. I'm not about to walk into a bar by myself and try to pick up some college chicks. thrashmetal14 posted... I hate online dating so much. Half of the matches I get are land whales or single moms. Despite the fact that I've dated hotter girls in real life I cant seem to get that many good looking matches. Like TC one word responses/not making any effort at conversation also annoys the piss out of me. I've actually had good success dating online. Yeah it's a pain in the ass to get your foot in the door, but once you do, it's not hard to show that you're a normal person. It's impossible to convey what you're really like just through talking online. Anyways yeah I said fuck it and asked if she wanted to hang when she gets back. I'm not gonna bother bending over backwards to make conversation when she clearly doesn't care. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rhklce 12/21/17 11:11:43 AM #28: |
I wouldnt entertain it anymore honestly. You could actually spend this time talking to a chick who actually wants to talk to you. Like many people here have said, she doesnt seem interested or care enough to send you something to bounce off of.
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 11:44:55 AM #29: |
rhklce posted...
I wouldnt entertain it anymore honestly. You could actually spend this time talking to a chick who actually wants to talk to you. Like many people here have said, she doesnt seem interested or care enough to send you something to bounce off of. Oh yeah no I mean, it's not like I'm sitting here staring at the app waiting for her to respond, I'm still talking to other people. It's just dumb shit like this that makes online dating a nightmare. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rhklce 12/21/17 11:58:16 AM #30: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
rhklce posted...I wouldnt entertain it anymore honestly. You could actually spend this time talking to a chick who actually wants to talk to you. Like many people here have said, she doesnt seem interested or care enough to send you something to bounce off of. Bro its awful. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Renraku_San 12/21/17 1:03:12 PM #31: |
Conflict posted...
Renraku_San posted...btw that chick is most likely swimming in D, she is going from one chat to the next with these one word responses, keeping her options open, until she commits to whichever d she wants the most. Swimming in d as in "she has lots of different guys to choose from" doesn't mean she's fucking every one. Ever walk into a bar and say "wow, this is a penis fest", doesn't mean every one is having sex, it's just too many penises in one room. --- I worship Jesus Christ and am 100% proud to be Christian! I read the Bible every day, you should too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/17 1:37:37 PM #32: |
Renraku_San posted...
Conflict posted...Renraku_San posted...btw that chick is most likely swimming in D, she is going from one chat to the next with these one word responses, keeping her options open, until she commits to whichever d she wants the most. Which is basically every bar ever. So all she has to do is walk into one of those bars and she'd have her pick of the lot. When's the last time a bar had a dude shortage? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rhklce 12/21/17 1:38:39 PM #33: |
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