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PiOverlord
12/21/17 7:51:58 PM
#1:


It is hard to believe something like that is even possible.
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CensorErik
12/21/17 7:53:28 PM
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He skips the houses where people stopped believing, so it's a lot less than you think.
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kingdrake2
12/21/17 7:55:57 PM
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CensorErik posted...
He skips the houses where people stopped believing, so it's a lot less than you think.

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PiOverlord
12/21/17 8:00:42 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
CensorErik posted...
He skips the houses where people stopped believing, so it's a lot less than you think.

:(
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Caution999
12/21/17 8:02:47 PM
#5:


is santa part of the fam?
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PiOverlord
12/21/17 8:05:16 PM
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Caution999 posted...
is santa part of the fam?

Why wouldn't he be?!?
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Ninja-Yatsu
12/21/17 8:06:54 PM
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Didn't you know? He only visits rich people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPekLbid28

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DoctorVader
12/21/17 8:07:49 PM
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He has a TARDIS.
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pegusus123456
12/22/17 11:27:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPv0Pyz-oA


Nicholas Was...

older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.
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Talks
12/22/17 11:27:46 PM
#10:


My parents always just said "Timezones"
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C_Pain
12/22/17 11:31:40 PM
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he's magic

smh
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Phantom_Nook
12/22/17 11:32:28 PM
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Talks posted...
My parents always just said "Timezones"

Yes, he follows the moon.
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NocturneD85
12/22/17 11:39:33 PM
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He spams "Za Warudo"
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apolloooo
12/22/17 11:42:31 PM
#14:


Santa split the universe into many multiverses which in each universe he visit one house. In the end of christmas day he merge it back into one
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PiOverlord
12/23/17 2:11:47 AM
#15:


Santa is pretty powerful.
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