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Philoktetes 12/22/17 7:50:51 AM #1: |
This illusion was quickly dispelled when one day I dropped my wallet in the mall and all the coins and cards and shit came spilling out on the floor, including the never used, (and never likely to be used) condom. There was a gaggle of giggling high school girls there at the time, and I will never forget their mocking laughter as I had to sheepishly pick up all my stuff, and the condom and put my wallet back in my pants and walk away.
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frozenshock 12/22/17 7:51:44 AM #2: |
This reminds me of that time in 1999 when I bought a condom. I still have it.
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kislev 12/22/17 7:51:56 AM #3: |
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FF_Redux 12/22/17 7:52:10 AM #4: |
Be glad, you could've used them then they broke cuz you had them in your wallet and gotten some teen pregnant and ruined your life.
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deupd_u 12/22/17 7:52:18 AM #5: |
Philoktetes posted...
including the never used Yeah, I'd hope so. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 12/22/17 8:01:33 AM #7: |
i still carry a condom with me everywhere, never know when a girl will be dtf
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NeonOctopus 12/22/17 8:04:30 AM #8: |
Why would you be embarrassed? You should've been like "yeah, I have a condom here cuz I get laid!" and then blow a raspberry at them
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Youngster_Joey_ 12/22/17 8:07:48 AM #9: |
I keep them in my car.
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ilfait 12/22/17 8:09:47 AM #10: |
You walked around with a condom and a beach towel; ready to rock.
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ilfait 12/22/17 8:24:06 AM #11: |
M_Live posted...
I used to carry a condom, too, and then the first time I had sex I didn't even use one >_> Because humans can't impregnate beasts? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 12/22/17 8:49:43 AM #12: |
I bought some a while back. No reason really, just wanted to have some. They're in my back pack, I should probably just throw them out.
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ilfait 12/22/17 9:36:58 AM #13: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
I bought some a while back. No reason really, just wanted to have some. They're in my back pack, I should probably just throw them out. Playa. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 12/22/17 10:49:59 AM #14: |
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