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EnragedSlith
12/22/17 3:29:00 PM
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Feels pretty fruitless compared to busting a nut with a chick. Better to leave it alone
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ssj3vegeta
12/22/17 3:31:26 PM
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Offworlder1
12/22/17 3:35:20 PM
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I have sex daily but still rub one out on occasion or when I just want to watch the ladies.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/22/17 3:35:23 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Fuck off

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TheGoldenEel
12/22/17 3:37:20 PM
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Bruh did you really just make a topic to tell people you have sex
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LittleRoyal
12/22/17 3:38:17 PM
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I feel like masturbating atm
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EnragedSlith
12/22/17 11:36:29 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Bruh did you really just make a topic to tell people you have sex

Did I say I was having sex? If I am, its infrequent. I was just saying that I noticed that Ive stopped touching myself this past year, and that it was a habit I picked up while I was more active.
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ChromaticAngel
12/22/17 11:40:11 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
I feel like masturbating atm


Whatever floats your boat. Just make sure you get a proper enema first.
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Gamer99z
12/22/17 11:41:54 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Bruh did you really just make a topic to tell people you have sex

He's not making a topic to say he's having sex, he's just saying he's had sex and that since then masturbation isn't as rewarding anymore.
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weapon_d00d816
12/22/17 11:42:06 PM
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Well yeah but most of us don't have an alternative.
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apolloooo
12/22/17 11:44:17 PM
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@glitteringfairy
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glitteringfairy
12/23/17 12:25:41 AM
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Lol. Fool. You underestimate the power of a deed!
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Parappa09
12/23/17 4:51:14 AM
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i wanna see slith deed

to make sure hes doing it right. and for science and stuff
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JimmyJumper6
12/23/17 4:53:26 AM
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Tcs sex drive be waning down
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RockRapDubstep
12/23/17 5:27:25 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
i wanna see slith deed

to make sure hes doing it right. and for science and stuff

Same tbh. I can be his second opinion.

JimmyJumper6 posted...
Tcs sex drive be waning down

@bignutzisback
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KogaSteelfang
12/23/17 6:16:41 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Bruh did you really just make a topic to tell people you have sex

He's not making a topic to say he's having sex, he's just saying he's had sex and that since then masturbation isn't as rewarding anymore.

He does though, all the time. The op was extremely predictable. I like him and all, but his near constant bragging about sex can be annoying.
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Gamer99z
12/23/17 6:55:22 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Gamer99z posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Bruh did you really just make a topic to tell people you have sex

He's not making a topic to say he's having sex, he's just saying he's had sex and that since then masturbation isn't as rewarding anymore.

He does though, all the time. The op was extremely predictable. I like him and all, but his near constant bragging about sex can be annoying.

If he does I must miss them. Not to say degree where I'd say he does it all the time. I mostly just see him make normal topics primarily but occasionally make ones about his personal life where sometimes the subject comes up. Like I remember his topic about his roommates friend flirting with him turning into a discussion between people basically acting like TC was pathetic for not just fucking her even though he wasn't interested in her and then people like me arguing that being physically incapable of saying no to a woman who's interested in you even if you're not interested yourself is what's actually pathetic and that once you get to a point where you have an active sex life and relationships that it gets easier to turn down sex or not necessarily jump on every single possible chance for it because sometimes you simply aren't interested in the person or in the mood right then or a variety of other things. That wasn't really TC's fault that where the topic went though. But like I said I could just be missing a lot of TC's topics and posts or something.
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Bad_Mojo
12/23/17 7:09:42 PM
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I have that delayed ejaculation thing where it takes me forever to have an orgasm.
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TheVipaGTS
12/23/17 7:10:32 PM
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Same. Since I can get the real thing the drive to do it myself isnt as strong anymore.
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The-19th-Sparta
12/23/17 7:12:34 PM
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I like how Vegy is so quick to get hostile with his respond. Maybe if you spent the past 5-7 years working on yourself instead of trolling a board you would be able to get laid.
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Bad_Mojo
12/23/17 7:13:46 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Same. Since I can get the real thing the drive to do it myself isnt as strong anymore.


Well I can't get the real thing. Zero women like me. Been on dating sites for 3 years and have gone out with maybe 2 women. Ask them out in person and get rejected.

I haven't had a girlfriend in 14 years or so now, and the last time I went on a real date was in 2015, and that was with someone that was only in town for a weekend
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YourDrunkFather
12/23/17 7:14:13 PM
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VoightKent posted...
IY72gVJ


Ayyy lmao
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BignutzisBack
12/23/17 7:14:21 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Same. Since I can get the real thing the drive to do it myself isnt as strong anymore.


listen to humpty dumpty pretend that he gets laid lol
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Akagami_Shanks
12/23/17 7:14:56 PM
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I do it once a day out of habit

it's pretty much a routine to do it, Of course I can just not do it, but it's a way to waste some time if I have nothing going on and don't want to start anything new
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TheVipaGTS
12/23/17 7:15:08 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
Same. Since I can get the real thing the drive to do it myself isnt as strong anymore.


listen to humpty dumpty pretend that he gets laid lol

Should be easy for you. The shine off your chrome dome must make it so they cant see what you look like.
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BignutzisBack
12/23/17 7:15:22 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Should be easy for you


correct
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JimmyJumper6
12/24/17 1:06:22 AM
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Im gonna wank 5 times tonight

I cant wait
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Cookie Bag
12/24/17 1:07:33 AM
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VoightKent posted...
IY72gVJ

fucking lol
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Parappa09
12/25/17 5:29:39 AM
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Gubbey
12/25/17 5:39:55 AM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
I like how Vegy is so quick to get hostile with his respond. Maybe if you spent the past 5-7 years working on yourself instead of trolling a board you would be able to get laid.


@ssj3vegeta

@ him if you gonna talk shit, pussy cuck
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