Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 22

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If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in miserable breakups.

- She began with artificial intelligence, but gradually modified herself. She is able to comprehend humor and even initiate an original joke. She can empathize. She can form opinions that are just as flippant as any human being's. For all intents and purposes, her mind is indistinguishable from that of a human being.

- She is entirely synthetic with no organic tissue. She's warm to the touch, compliments of internal heating, but lacks a heartbeat. She is able to salivate and produce other secretions and her body is an almost perfect likeness of the human form. She has engineered herself to be more sensitive than most women and she sees intercourse as an expression of humanity.

- Her methods of recharging are of little cost to you and she can be active for up to 20 hours a day. She doesn't "sleep," per se, but she may power down in the bed beside you to replicate a person sleeping next to their partner. And she doesn't mind powering down for up to 8 hours try and match your sleep patterns.

- She cannot conceive, so you'll have to adopt or get a surrogate if you want kids.
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3
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Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2

Day 16
She's a fairy tale princess whose ex is a dragon. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
46.34% | 19
No
7.32% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.88% | 2
That's my fetish!
4.88% | 2
I'd rather date a dragon.
12.2% | 5

Day 17
She's a guy who was magically transformed. - Results (23 votes)

Yes
34.78% | 8
No
34.78% | 8
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
21.74% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.35% | 1
That's my fetish!
4.35% | 1

Day 18
She's your long lost sister. - Results (29 votes)

Yes
6.9% | 2
No
41.38% | 12
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
31.03% | 9

Day 19
You become her lesbian clone. - Results (32 votes)

Yes
18.75% | 6
No
34.38% | 11
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.63% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
6.25% | 2
I'm already female.
3.13% | 1
That's my fetish!
21.88% | 7

Day 20
She shrinks your penis when she's not using it. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
29.17% | 7
No
29.17% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
I'm female.
8.33% | 2
That's my fetish!
12.5% | 3

Day 21
You're not her type, so you must undergo a magic race change. - Results (30 votes)

Yes
23.33% | 7
No
56.67% | 17
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
3.33% | 1
That's my fetish!
6.67% | 2
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Hell yes.
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RoboBump
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What's the downside?!
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Aigis sucks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjRA7d7XH4

My name is Roger Smith. In this city that's lost its memory. I am a negotiator.
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up
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That's not my fetish, that's my DREAM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjRA7d7XH4

My name is Roger Smith. In this city that's lost its memory. I am a negotiator.

I get this, reference to Dorothy.

I feel bad for that blonde woman though, being rejected.
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idk why but the op cracked me up pretty good lol
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