Current Events > People who steal packages from door steps are just dumb.

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I'm pretty sure like 90% of the shit they find is worthless and useless. It's like real life Loot boxes, but instead of a gold gun.. You end up with something even more useless.

"Man. I can't wait to steal random shit that is completely worthless and useless to me. =D" *Turns out... it's a jar of jelly.* *Turns out... It's a cook book.*

Congratulations, You just played yourself.
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Or lots of sex toys
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I heard of this guy kept getting his shit stolen so he started leaving out boxes that had used cat litter inside them. you would think the person would stop after the first litter box they got. but they didn't. he kept putting out used litter and the thief kept taking them

Zikten posted...

I heard of this guy kept getting his shit stolen so he started leaving out boxes that had used cat litter inside them. you would think the person would stop after the first litter box they got. but they didn't. he kept putting out used litter and the thief kept taking them

I wonder if they get pissed every time they steal something worthless.
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Zikten posted...

I heard of this guy kept getting his shit stolen so he started leaving out boxes that had used cat litter inside them. you would think the person would stop after the first litter box they got. but they didn't. he kept putting out used litter and the thief kept taking them

Yeah, here's a vid with a similar thing. Guy puts poop in a box rigged to explode (note: we don't actually see any poop)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmlUAIbcXA
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Thinking about the amount of boxes you have to steal before you find something of value is always funny. Like you'd have to steal a shit ton of boxes in the hopes that just one is something of value..

But here's the kicker. Most of the stuff they steal likely %100 useless and worthless. So, they went through all the risk/reward and the reward wasn't even worth the effort.
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