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NeonOctopus
12/23/17 10:00:49 PM
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NeonOctopus
12/23/17 10:00:57 PM
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He was on the V and his friend was on the A and they started going at it, but it got super awkward cuz he could feel his friend's schlong going at it right through the membrane and they would bump heads through it >_> He pulled out and was like "this is too weird lol" and decided to Effiel Tower instead.

So how was your day?
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nevershine
12/23/17 10:01:40 PM
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The balls touched
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Antifar
12/23/17 10:02:16 PM
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How did this come up?
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Blue_Inigo
12/23/17 10:02:52 PM
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Bump heads? Thats pretty gay tbh
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NeonOctopus
12/23/17 10:03:12 PM
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Antifar posted...
How did this come up?

Eh you know. Just going over end of the year reports. Things just happen like that
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rhklce
12/23/17 10:04:10 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
it's weird how comfortable your boss is talking about your mom


HO HO HO
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/23/17 10:05:23 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
it's weird how comfortable your boss is talking about your mom


Is his mom the one getting DPd or the other person with a dick?
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Turbam
12/23/17 10:06:26 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
WhinyZach posted...
it's weird how comfortable your boss is talking about your mom


Is his mom the one getting DPd or the other person with a dick?

There's nothing quite like the penis of a mother.
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NES4EVER
12/23/17 10:06:33 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...
How did this come up?

Eh you know. Just going over end of the year reports. Things just happen like that


"Our company is taking a pounding from all sides"

"SPEAKING OF POUNDING...."
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rhklce
12/23/17 10:06:55 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...
How did this come up?

Eh you know. Just going over end of the year reports. Things just happen like that


"Our company is taking a pounding from all sides"

"SPEAKING OF POUNDING...."


....fucking lol
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NeonOctopus
12/23/17 10:07:41 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...
How did this come up?

Eh you know. Just going over end of the year reports. Things just happen like that


"Our company is taking a pounding from all sides"

"SPEAKING OF POUNDING...."

lmao
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Pepys Monster
12/23/17 10:08:26 PM
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Report him to HR.
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NeonOctopus
12/23/17 10:08:59 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/23/17 10:09:03 PM
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Turbam posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
WhinyZach posted...
it's weird how comfortable your boss is talking about your mom


Is his mom the one getting DPd or the other person with a dick?

There's nothing quite like the penis of a mother.


Very caring and feminine
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Gamer99z
12/23/17 10:11:34 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...
How did this come up?

Eh you know. Just going over end of the year reports. Things just happen like that


"Our company is taking a pounding from all sides"

"SPEAKING OF POUNDING...."

I'm dead.
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weapon_d00d816
12/23/17 10:25:06 PM
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DP is fucking revolting to me
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wackyteen
12/23/17 10:29:03 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
DP is fucking revolting to me


Is anal revolting to you too?
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Skywalker82
12/23/17 10:29:09 PM
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TC: So who did you vote for?

TC's Boss: Hey that's very personal and I don't appreciate you asking me such an intimate question. So anyways, me and my pal Fred were blasting my wife and then the whore wanted us to DP her...
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Reis
12/23/17 10:29:46 PM
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You know you've been playing too many fighting games when you read DP as:

https://imgur.com/a/DoVf3

Turbam posted...
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Kitt
12/23/17 10:34:04 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/23/17 10:36:43 PM
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The membrane can puncture. So the female will shit into her vaginal canal whenever she poops.
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Gamer99z
12/23/17 10:42:03 PM
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Kitt posted...
What's Eiffel Towering?

When a girl is on all fours with one guy in front and the other behind where the dudes are facing each other and holding hands straight across while fucking her.
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kuwab0
12/23/17 10:43:02 PM
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wackyteen
12/23/17 11:04:56 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
At least it wasn't Double Anal

why can't it be DV?
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Kanaya413
12/23/17 11:09:00 PM
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Hot
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Kitt
12/24/17 9:30:42 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Kitt posted...
What's Eiffel Towering?

When a girl is on all fours with one guy in front and the other behind where the dudes are facing each other and holding hands straight across while fucking her.

Fascinating.
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