Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 25 (Merry Christmas!)

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If you break off the relationship, Santa will make your porn history public.

- Flying reindeer can get you anywhere in the world in 2 hours or less. Flights are free, but must be booked at least 3 weeks in advance. However, you are entitled to 2 "leave anytime" passes per year. You may leave the North Pole for up to 49 days (7 cumulative weeks) per year. The cold isn't a problem in Christmas Town. Combination of magic and good insulation.

- Most of the individuals you'll be dealing with on a face to face basis are elves, snowmen (and snow women), and talking reindeer. Christmas Town has a bustling economy and all the modern luxuries such as internet access and Skype to be able to keep in touch with friends and family outside of the North Pole. Plus, you'll have access to all the new toys (including game consoles) before everyone else does.

- She has some of her papa's fat, but it's all in the right places.

- Her father approves of your relationship because you make his daughter happy. Though he'll never bring it up or hold you at fault for it, he is aware of all your dark secrets and weird kinks.
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3
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I'm in.

Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2

Day 16
She's a fairy tale princess whose ex is a dragon. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
46.34% | 19
No
7.32% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.88% | 2
That's my fetish!
4.88% | 2
I'd rather date a dragon.
12.2% | 5

Day 17
She's a guy who was magically transformed. - Results (23 votes)

Yes
34.78% | 8
No
34.78% | 8
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
21.74% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.35% | 1
That's my fetish!
4.35% | 1

Day 18
She's your long lost sister. - Results (29 votes)

Yes
6.9% | 2
No
41.38% | 12
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
31.03% | 9

Day 19
You become her lesbian clone. - Results (32 votes)

Yes
18.75% | 6
No
34.38% | 11
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.63% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
6.25% | 2
I'm already female.
3.13% | 1
That's my fetish!
21.88% | 7

Day 20
She shrinks your penis when she's not using it. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
29.17% | 7
No
29.17% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
I'm female.
8.33% | 2
That's my fetish!
12.5% | 3

Day 21
You're not her type, so you must undergo a magic race change. - Results (30 votes)

Yes
23.33% | 7
No
56.67% | 17
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
3.33% | 1
That's my fetish!
6.67% | 2

Day 22
She's a robot. - Results (35 votes)
Yes
48.57% | 17
No
5.71% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.86% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
2.86% | 1
That's my fetish!
20% | 7

Day 23
She's a succubus. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
36% | 18
No
12% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8% | 4
That's my fetish!
34% | 17

Day 24
She has a 7" penis and testicles instead of a vagina. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
8.62% | 5
No
70.69% | 41
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
3.45% | 2
I'm already in a relationship.
5.17% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.07% | 7

The majority of CE does not like a nice feminine penis.
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Mmmm... I don't know... As much as I love the cold, packing up to be away from my family and friends for most of the year sounds terrible, I don't think I'd be ab-

GoldKnightSkye posted...

She has some of her papa's fat, but it's all in the right places.

Sign me up!
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I assume she wears sexy clause outfits all the time
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This is definitely my fetish.
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I hadn't even thought about the fact that there is a sexy Santa costume kink. Now I feel kind of silly for having the question marks (????) follow the "That's my fetish!" option.

<__<
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I'd even take the family name and get into the family business.

Wait, can you get fucked up at the North Pole? Santa's elves probably got that good good
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I guess I could get used to the cold and eating reindeer meat.
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Turbam posted...

Mmmm... I don't know... As much as I love the cold, packing up to be away from my family and friends for most of the year sounds terrible, I don't think I'd be ab-

GoldKnightSkye posted...

She has some of her papa's fat, but it's all in the right places.

Sign me up!

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Get a chance to have a purpose in life. Sounds good.
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gguirao posted...

I guess I could get used to the cold and eating reindeer meat.

GoldKnightSkye posted...

Most of the individuals you'll be dealing with on a face to face basis are elves, snowmen (and snow women), and talking reindeer.

In Christmas Town, we don't eat our neighbors. :|
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

gguirao posted...

I guess I could get used to the cold and eating reindeer meat.

GoldKnightSkye posted...

Most of the individuals you'll be dealing with on a face to face basis are elves, snowmen (and snow women), and talking reindeer.

In Christmas Town, we don't eat our neighbors. :|

idk you said there'd be talking reindeer
not that all reindeer would talk

:thinking:
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I also said that flying reindeer could reach any point in the world in 2 hours or less. It shouldn't be that hard for them to transport food and supplies to and from other parts of the world. If anything, you'd be increasing your food options rather than limiting them since they'd be able to import from anywhere in the world.
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Why wasnt she at Elf Practice?
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I'd be down tbh. Especially if all that comfort means I don't gotta work anymore.
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sauceje posted...

I'd be down tbh. Especially if all that comfort means I don't gotta work anymore.

Sorry, you still gotta have a job. Plenty of opportunities though. Like I said, they've got a good economy going in Christmas Town.
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Merry Christmas to all

and the last bump of the night.
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