Current Events > I'm a private investigator, AMA

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Muffinz0rz 12/26/17 10:13:52 PM #1:	The name is Lawrence Palisey (pronounced Pailsey), Private Investigator. I make my living taking pictures of cars that park in handicap spots and mailing them to the ticket enforcers... not a lot of money in "parking belligerence", but I get by. I'm about to try new angle today. I turn off my computer, lamenting that my wife's online status is now 'single'... only 3 months after changing it to 'complicated'... ugh, I'm not in the mood for this. Not much for real detective work these days. Despite police trust being at an all time low, no one actually cares if their problems get solved. Today I'm working on a plan to get permission to photograph on college campuses to capitalize on trending sexual assault cases. My friend in the department says these cases are almost never investigated on principal - "kids being kids" and all that. I step off the curb, drinking from a hot thermos of coffee when I'm hit by a car... --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892922642] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote>The name is Lawrence Palisey (pronounced Pailsey), Private Investigator. I make my living taking pictures of cars that park in handicap spots and mailing them to the ticket enforcers... not a lot of money in "parking belligerence", but I get by. I'm about to try new angle today. I turn off my computer, lamenting that my wife's online status is now 'single'... only 3 months after changing it to 'complicated'... ugh, I'm not in the mood for this. Not much for real detective work these days. Despite police trust being at an all time low, no one actually cares if their problems get solved. Today I'm working on a plan to get permission to photograph on college campuses to capitalize on trending sexual assault cases. My friend in the department says these cases are almost never investigated on principal - "kids being kids" and all that. I step off the curb, drinking from a hot thermos of coffee when I'm hit by a car...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 12/26/17 10:15:28 PM #2:	Private investigator for meter maids. Marked for being a lord of darkness. --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:892922733] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote>Private investigator for meter maids. Marked for being a lord of darkness.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/26/17 10:42:40 PM #3:	masticatingman posted... Private investigator for meter maids. Marked for being a lord of darkness. Don't park in handicapped stalls then --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892924131] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote><cite>masticatingman posted...</cite> <quote>Private investigator for meter maids. Marked for being a lord of darkness.</quote> Don't park in handicapped stalls then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 12/26/17 10:47:26 PM #4:	What a private dick. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:892924386] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote>What a private dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 12/26/17 10:48:44 PM #5:	You can investigate these privates. --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:892924456] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote>You can investigate these privates.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gardeviorlover 12/26/17 10:55:23 PM #6:	where does ms gardy live? --- gardy is so cute ^-^!!!! <cite>gardeviorlover posted [p:892924795] in I'm a priv... [t:76140138]...</cite> <quote>where does ms gardy live?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I'm a private investigator, AMA