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UnfairRepresent
12/27/17 1:39:54 PM
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Say you were found guilty of a double-murder suicide that you didn't commit, however no one believes you except a Big black British man called Wesley and you end up getting 27 years in San Quentin.

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How well do you think you would manage/cop/adjust your new life?

What do you think would happen?
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eston
12/27/17 1:42:43 PM
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I mean it sounds pretty safe, what with the maximum amount of security and all.

I bet nothing bad ever happens there
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glitteringfairy
12/27/17 1:43:52 PM
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Your picture is not a maximum security prison. Get it right yo
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EvalAngell
12/27/17 1:44:21 PM
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there was an HBO mini series based on a similar situation. It was called The Night Of. Kid got sent to Ryker's Island in New York for murder. it turns out he didn't do it But he goes from a nerdy quiet kid to a hardened criminal addicted to crack over the span of a year.
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Veggeta_MAX
12/27/17 1:45:39 PM
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In prison can't you just mind your own business or will the other criminals find a way to get to you and literally, you know, rape you?
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Looked gf
12/27/17 1:46:04 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Is this a zombie prison? Not sure how one gets away with a double murder-suicide without...you know, dying.

glitteringfairy posted...
Your picture is not a maximum security prison. Get it right yo

smfh TC
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KStateKing17
12/27/17 1:47:36 PM
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I can't do jail. They don't have good toilet paper, and it's too hot.
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Turtlebread
12/27/17 1:48:40 PM
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i'd run that fucking joint
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Ilishe
12/27/17 1:48:50 PM
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Ignoring the mistake in the opening post...

I would probably go batshit insane
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Flintlock_Staff
12/27/17 1:50:56 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Is this a zombie prison? Not sure how one gets away with a double murder-suicide without...you know, dying.

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nativengine
12/27/17 1:52:00 PM
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When I was in Pelican Bay I just ate the face of the first guy who gave me shit.
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/17 1:55:14 PM
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nativengine posted...
When I was in Pelican Bay I just ate the face of the first guy who gave me shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHVR485txX8

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KILBOTz
12/27/17 1:56:56 PM
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i'd do horribly in prison. i thought the military would be interesting but figured I do a bad job following orders of people who I think are stupid and that I could figure out a better way to do it on my own. The whole respect the uniform, not the man wasn't something I could do.

Prison would be a million times worse I'm sure.
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nativengine
12/27/17 1:58:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
nativengine posted...
When I was in Pelican Bay I just ate the face of the first guy who gave me shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHVR485txX8


Thats exactly what he said before I ate his face.
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obeseexplosive
12/27/17 1:58:46 PM
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nativengine posted...
When I was in Pelican Bay I just ate the face of the first guy who gave me shit.

Zombie on zombie violence

Sad
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Funkydog
12/27/17 2:02:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/17 2:47:38 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Dead in a day

damn son
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yemmy
12/27/17 3:13:44 PM
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As far as surviving, I've been in enough jails and rehabs to know how that shit works. I was in a rehab for 4 months that was like 75% ex cons anyway.

Knowing I wasn't ever gonna get out would be a tough thing to face mentally. I'm not afraid of getting beat or raped or anything, I'm too fuckin crazy to let that happen and people not know I'd get revenge. Everywhere I've been locked up people always think I'm crazy for no reason other than I'm quiet except when I'm pissed and then I'm a really loud person.

The thing about being locked up is keeping your head down and respecting people but also standing your ground when someone disrespects you. And if you get into it with someone and they say "I'll see you later" and walks away they are likely gonna go get a weapon or their gang to stomp you out so you best handle it right then and there.

Now maximum security as in 23 hours in segregation every day? Now no no that would drive me insane.
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gunplagirl
12/27/17 3:18:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Say you were found guilty of a double-murder suicide that you didn't commit, however no one believes you except a Big black British man called Wesley and you end up getting 27 years in San Quentin.


1, I'd be dead if I orchestrated a double murder suicide
2. Wesley was killed after stealing a first edition base set Charizard over the holidays to pay for a lawyer to finalize a divorce with his estranged wife, I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you the unfortunate news
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