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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 5:51:58 PM
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WilliamPorygon
12/28/17 5:52:27 PM
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Men's or women's?
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Freddie_Mercury
12/28/17 5:53:29 PM
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are there good deals in there
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when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji
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ShinigamiSoul
12/28/17 5:53:54 PM
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Going #1 or #2
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I dont want a sig!
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Turbam
12/28/17 5:54:27 PM
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Is there enough toilet paper?
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obeseexplosive
12/28/17 5:55:13 PM
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Did you call the number on the stall for a good time?
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/17 5:55:35 PM
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If you're in the one I was in this morning, you're gonna have to do some serious clean up.
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Burnt_Puke82
12/28/17 5:55:45 PM
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How clean is it?

Clean enough to eat out of the toilets?
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KILBOTz
12/28/17 6:00:41 PM
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OEIO999
12/28/17 6:03:01 PM
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Fucking finish your shit and get out. People like are you are cancer.
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Burnt_Puke82
12/28/17 6:04:16 PM
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OEIO999 posted...
Fucking finish your shit and get out. People like are you are cancer.

Don't listen to this guy. Take your fucking time and relax.
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KILBOTz
12/28/17 6:04:43 PM
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neither of those are questions.

TC, would you like to take your time?
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JustMonika
12/28/17 6:05:08 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Take your fucking time and relax.

This. Meditate, burn some incense.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 6:05:27 PM
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I know because i'm in the stall right next to you

O_O
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Pancake
12/28/17 6:06:14 PM
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Fucking finish your shit and get out. People like are you are cancer.

hope someone bangs on the door super hard the second you sit down. no matter how fast you are, you're not fast enough for everyone.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/28/17 6:06:48 PM
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Did you grab a book off the shelf before going in?
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:17:40 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Men's or women's?

yes
Freddie_Mercury posted...
are there good deals in there

no

ShinigamiSoul posted...
Going #1 or #2

2

Turbam posted...
Is there enough toilet paper?

yes but it sucks

obeseexplosive posted...
Did you call the number on the stall for a good time?

i am there because someone did that

Burnt_Puke82 posted...
How clean is it?

Clean enough to eat out of the toilets?

clean enough for me to poop on

KILBOTz posted...
are you transgender?

sure
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MacadamianNut3
12/28/17 9:18:12 PM
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bro u been shitting for 3 hours
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 9:18:26 PM
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holy hell that was like a four hour shit
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MabusIncarnate
12/28/17 9:18:49 PM
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Can you read us something funny written on the stall door?
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Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:28:15 PM
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OEIO999 posted...
Fucking finish your shit and get out. People like are you are cancer.

im sorry

KILBOTz posted...
neither of those are questions.

TC, would you like to take your time?

nah 2 people are waiting outside so i gotta hurry

Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Don't listen to this guy. Take your fucking time and relax.

I will do as I please Eric

JustMonika posted...
This. Meditate, burn some incense.

wine and candles

it's such a freaky scene

SSJGrimReaper posted...
I know because i'm in the stall right next to you

O_O

so that's you playing that hip hop music

Pancake posted...
Fucking finish your shit and get out. People like are you are cancer.

hope someone bangs on the door super hard the second you sit down. no matter how fast you are, you're not fast enough for everyone.

lol
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you grab a book off the shelf before going in?

i was gonna steal some yugioh cards but i decided against it.
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C_Pain
12/28/17 9:28:58 PM
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lmao shitting for 3 hours
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How quaint.
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FFVII_REMAKE
12/28/17 9:29:44 PM
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Are you doing the monkey squat or are you actually sitting on the toilet seat?
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:31:31 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
bro u been shitting for 3 hours

i have issue

SSJGrimReaper posted...
holy hell that was like a four hour shit

why'd you leave :(

MabusIncarnate posted...
Can you read us something funny written on the stall door?

GHGTfD6
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snakes_righteye
12/28/17 9:32:03 PM
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Bathroom selfie?
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 9:32:51 PM
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CaptainCrunch
12/28/17 9:32:54 PM
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could you spare a square?
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MacadamianNut3
12/28/17 9:33:10 PM
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I wish I still had my burner right now
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snakes_righteye
12/28/17 9:34:21 PM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
could you spare a square?


Thats pretty old school man. Haven't been asked for a square in like 20 years.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 9:34:28 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
I wish I still had my burner right now

WOW
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CaptainCrunch
12/28/17 9:35:16 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
I wish I still had my burner right now

WOW


MacadamianNut is clearly a large Latin gangster.
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MabusIncarnate
12/28/17 9:36:48 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
bro u been shitting for 3 hours

i have issue

SSJGrimReaper posted...
holy hell that was like a four hour shit

why'd you leave :(

MabusIncarnate posted...
Can you read us something funny written on the stall door?

GHGTfD6

lmfao, wow. Talk about delivery.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:38:51 PM
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C_Pain posted...
lmao shitting for 3 hours

hey im cleansing my bahdy
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Are you doing the monkey squat or are you actually sitting on the toilet seat?

both somehow

snakes_righteye posted...
Bathroom selfie?

im too shy

CaptainCrunch posted...
could you spare a square?

ye here you go

MacadamianNut3 posted...
I wish I still had my burner right now

lol

SSJGrimReaper posted...
lol

>_>
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:39:35 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
lmfao, wow. Talk about delivery.

yeah i was super stoked when i saw that but i realized i need wifi to place calls on my phone :(
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 9:43:17 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
im too shy

he wants a mid-grunt poopin face selfie
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MacadamianNut3
12/28/17 9:44:10 PM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
MacadamianNut is clearly a large Latin gangster.

Hey man I originally got it to farm https://perk.com/ and got a free smartwatch out of it

I'm one of you guys ;)
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:44:45 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
CaptainCrunch posted...
MacadamianNut is clearly a large Latin gangster.

Hey man I originally got it to farm https://perk.com/ and got a free smartwatch out of it

I'm one of you guys ;)

is this an ad

SSJGrimReaper posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
im too shy

he wants a mid-grunt poopin face selfie

i always appear to be mid poop
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 9:53:28 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
i always appear to be mid poop

rXvD9Fx
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 9:55:02 PM
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Zodd3224
12/28/17 10:03:54 PM
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You still there?
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MacadamianNut3
12/28/17 10:05:09 PM
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What time does the Target close it's getting pretty late
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Roll Tide & Go Irish
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SSJGrimReaper
12/28/17 10:20:53 PM
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cup is still in there dropping nuggets
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DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 10:44:11 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
You still there?

Yea

MacadamianNut3 posted...
What time does the Target close it's getting pretty late

I'm staying erect all night

SSJGrimReaper posted...
cup is still in there dropping nuggets

Corn nuggets
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DocileOrangeCup
12/29/17 7:26:44 AM
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SSJGrimReaper
12/29/17 9:31:57 AM
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longest poopy ever
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MoistenedYouth
12/29/17 9:37:23 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
man it just wont come out

a boy or a girl?
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KookyDetective
12/29/17 5:28:59 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
longest poopy ever

Like soft serve

MoistenedYouth posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
man it just wont come out

a boy or a girl?

Whatever they decide they are
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png
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TheAnthraxBunny
12/29/17 5:29:45 PM
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Which Target? I work at one.
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KookyDetective
12/29/17 5:30:28 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Which Target? I work at one.

It's in California
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png
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SSJGrimReaper
12/29/17 5:39:40 PM
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wtf did cup get warned for lmao
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