Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 29

(+) Yeah! (+)

If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in miserable breakups.

- Mentally, she's whatever age you consider most ideal. Physically, she's a woman who is just passed what most would consider the prime of her adulthood. Her breasts, while still large and firm, have a subtle droop. Her hips are a little wider. Her face shows a touch of aging. But it won't go beyond that. She's locked into her age group until the day she dies.

- Despite the MILF bod, she does not actually have kids.

- She wouldn't mind if you called her "Mama Bear." Role-playing is okay by her too.

- If you have children together -- and she's more than capable of still having them -- they'll age normally.
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sounds chill
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3
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God yes
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Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2

Day 16
She's a fairy tale princess whose ex is a dragon. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
46.34% | 19
No
7.32% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.88% | 2
That's my fetish!
4.88% | 2
I'd rather date a dragon.
12.2% | 5

Day 17
She's a guy who was magically transformed. - Results (23 votes)

Yes
34.78% | 8
No
34.78% | 8
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
21.74% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.35% | 1
That's my fetish!
4.35% | 1

Day 18
She's your long lost sister. - Results (29 votes)

Yes
6.9% | 2
No
41.38% | 12
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
31.03% | 9

Day 19
You become her lesbian clone. - Results (32 votes)

Yes
18.75% | 6
No
34.38% | 11
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.63% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
6.25% | 2
I'm already female.
3.13% | 1
That's my fetish!
21.88% | 7

Day 20
She shrinks your penis when she's not using it. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
29.17% | 7
No
29.17% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
I'm female.
8.33% | 2
That's my fetish!
12.5% | 3

Day 21
You're not her type, so you must undergo a magic race change. - Results (30 votes)

Yes
23.33% | 7
No
56.67% | 17
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
3.33% | 1
That's my fetish!
6.67% | 2

Day 22
She's a robot. - Results (35 votes)
Yes
48.57% | 17
No
5.71% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.86% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
2.86% | 1
That's my fetish!
20% | 7

Day 23
She's a succubus. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
36% | 18
No
12% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8% | 4
That's my fetish!
34% | 17

Day 24
She has a 7" penis and testicles instead of a vagina. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
8.62% | 5
No
70.69% | 41
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
3.45% | 2
I'm already in a relationship.
5.17% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.07% | 7

Day 25
She's Santa's daughter and you must relocate. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
46% | 23
No
8% | 4
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
10% | 5
That's my fetish! (????)
12% | 6

Day 26
She can only enjoy sex if it's with two or more partners. - Results (47 votes)

Yes
4.26% | 2
No
65.96% | 31
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
17.02% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
4.26% | 2
That's my fetish!
8.51% | 4

Day 27
She's a major brony. - Results (61 votes)

Yes
29.51% | 18
No
44.26% | 27
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
16.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.92% | 3
That's my fetish!
4.92% | 3
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Day 28
She's a mermaid. - Results (48 votes)
Yes
41.67% | 20
No
14.58% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.92% | 11
I'm already in a relationship.
2.08% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.75% | 9
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

Despite the MILF bod, she does not actually have kids.

so not a MILF then. the poll is a lie.
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I thought about putting in parenthesis that she doesn't have kids, but that would have been a bit too convoluted.
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YES
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bump
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Final bump.
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My fetish right there, baby!
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considering i have a milf folder for my porn, that'll be a very enthusiastic yes
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