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slacker03150 12/29/17 9:22:21 PM #1:	Who wins in a fight? Cavemen Astronauts View Results I have to throw in with cavemen. I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:893095057] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote> Who wins in a fight? Cavemen Astronauts View Results I have to throw in with cavemen. I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 12/29/17 9:23:10 PM #2:	Depends on the amount of permitted technology. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:893095095] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the amount of permitted technology.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 12/29/17 9:24:01 PM #3:	Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:893095137] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 12/29/17 9:26:15 PM #4:	A club to the head wins this. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:893095248] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>A club to the head wins this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 12/29/17 9:29:46 PM #5:	some astronauts are former military. military training > caveman --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:893095420] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>some astronauts are former military. military training > caveman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/29/17 9:32:16 PM #6:	Zeus posted... Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:893095548] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns.</quote> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 12/29/17 9:34:01 PM #7:	Well astronauts have lasers so --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:893095645] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Well astronauts have lasers so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/29/17 9:39:58 PM #8:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Zeus posted... Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun. Pretty much any firearm will function in space. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:893095943] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns.</quote> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun.</quote> Pretty much any firearm will function in space. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 12/29/17 9:41:42 PM #9:	Why are people bringing weapons into this? This isn't about if an ak47 can beat a guy with a club. This is astronaut on caveman action. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:893096038] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Why are people bringing weapons into this? This isn't about if an ak47 can beat a guy with a club. This is astronaut on caveman action.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/29/17 9:42:55 PM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... Zeus posted... Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun. Pretty much any firearm will function in space. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer. Btw, guns aren't allowed on the international space station so astronauts don't usually have one, but Russians back in the day had one of these for self-defense in the wilderness after the re-entry capsule landed. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:893096096] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Cavemen. Always cavemen. Astronauts don't even wield space guns.</quote> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 Russian astronaut gun.</quote> Pretty much any firearm will function in space. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer.</quote> Btw, guns aren't allowed on the international space station so astronauts don't usually have one, but Russians back in the day had one of these for self-defense in the wilderness after the re-entry capsule landed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/29/17 9:43:35 PM #11:	slacker03150 posted... Why are people bringing weapons into this? This isn't about if an ak47 can beat a guy with a club. This is astronaut on caveman action. As in they're both naked in a ring? --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:893096138] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>slacker03150 posted...</cite> <quote>Why are people bringing weapons into this? This isn't about if an ak47 can beat a guy with a club. This is astronaut on caveman action.</quote> As in they're both naked in a ring?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/29/17 9:45:14 PM #12:	slacker03150 posted... This is astronaut on caveman action. Earth, moon, or space? In the latter two, the astronaut automatically wins because the caveman suffocates. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:893096210] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>slacker03150 posted...</cite> <quote>This is astronaut on caveman action.</quote> Earth, moon, or space? In the latter two, the astronaut automatically wins because the caveman suffocates.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 12/29/17 9:46:48 PM #13:	The reason this question is hard to resolve is because the conditions of the encounter are poorly defined. Because with all things being equal, cavemen and astronauts are equal... humans didn't change that much in whatever 20k years or whatever. And if it's a fight of attained knowledge, there's no way to know if the astronaut knows kungfu/judo/taekwando/dildash --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:893096292] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>The reason this question is hard to resolve is because the conditions of the encounter are poorly defined. Because with all things being equal, cavemen and astronauts are equal... humans didn't change that much in whatever 20k years or whatever. And if it's a fight of attained knowledge, there's no way to know if the astronaut knows kungfu/judo/taekwando/dildash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 12/29/17 9:48:58 PM #14:	Depends a ton on the situation to be honest. Lets so no weapons at all, other then what can be found on the planet (astronauts crash landed and it was an exploration mission anyway). Cavemen have an obvious strength advantage, but...have not really mastered the art of ranged weapons (possible can throw rocks). If it's on an open plain, with just grass around, the astronauts are pretty much doomed, the cavemen would be faster, stronger, and no real weapons or tactics can be used in such a situation. In most other situations, the astronauts could use their brains, and it would depend alot on home much time they have to prepare, and what tools are available for them to use. Given any time to prepare at all, the astronauts could create a bunch of spears for instance (just wooden ones) and create a formation with some in front holding the spears (to keep the cavemen back) and some behind throwing them. That could be done fairly quickly, given the astronauts time to create a shelter and a defensible position, possibly use fire etc good effect and eventually set up a defense that could not easily be breached. After that, the astronauts would just need to hunt the cavemen using ranged weapons, poison their water supply (or leave food out that was tainted/poisoned for them to find) etc. Given enough time, brains would win over brawn. If they are just thrown together with no preperation at all (the cavemen come across them after they have just crash landed), then without any outside tools helping them, the astronauts are going to be clubbed to death. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:893096427] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Depends a ton on the situation to be honest. Lets so no weapons at all, other then what can be found on the planet (astronauts crash landed and it was an exploration mission anyway). Cavemen have an obvious strength advantage, but...have not really mastered the art of ranged weapons (possible can throw rocks). If it's on an open plain, with just grass around, the astronauts are pretty much doomed, the cavemen would be faster, stronger, and no real weapons or tactics can be used in such a situation. In most other situations, the astronauts could use their brains, and it would depend alot on home much time they have to prepare, and what tools are available for them to use. Given any time to prepare at all, the astronauts could create a bunch of spears for instance (just wooden ones) and create a formation with some in front holding the spears (to keep the cavemen back) and some behind throwing them. That could be done fairly quickly, given the astronauts time to create a shelter and a defensible position, possibly use fire etc good effect and eventually set up a defense that could not easily be breached. After that, the astronauts would just need to hunt the cavemen using ranged weapons, poison their water supply (or leave food out that was tainted/poisoned for them to find) etc. Given enough time, brains would win over brawn. If they are just thrown together with no preperation at all (the cavemen come across them after they have just crash landed), then without any outside tools helping them, the astronauts are going to be clubbed to death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/29/17 9:49:53 PM #15:	Lokarin posted... Because with all things being equal, cavemen and astronauts are equal... humans didn't change that much in whatever 20k years or whatever. Cavemen needed to be pretty fit to not die, and astronauts need to be pretty fit for... pretty much the same reasons. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:893096472] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote>Because with all things being equal, cavemen and astronauts are equal... humans didn't change that much in whatever 20k years or whatever.</quote> Cavemen needed to be pretty fit to not die, and astronauts need to be pretty fit for... pretty much the same reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 12/29/17 10:24:25 PM #16:	Kyuubi4269 posted... As in they're both naked in a ring? Neither is outfitted for battle wearing the casual wear for their time and profession, so the cavemen could be naked, but the astronauts would probably be wearing jumpsuits. A cage match would be interesting, but probably too limited for the astronauts to make use of of their intelligence. 5 acres land with a section of trees in the middle, but mostly flat grassland. The time limit they have to prepare is however long it takes them to find each other. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:893098257] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>As in they're both naked in a ring? </quote> Neither is outfitted for battle wearing the casual wear for their time and profession, so the cavemen could be naked, but the astronauts would probably be wearing jumpsuits. A cage match would be interesting, but probably too limited for the astronauts to make use of of their intelligence. 5 acres land with a section of trees in the middle, but mostly flat grassland. The time limit they have to prepare is however long it takes them to find each other.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/29/17 10:29:07 PM #17:	Then the astronaut wins by ambush. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:893098486] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Then the astronaut wins by ambush.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arguro 12/30/17 12:03:05 AM #18:	The astronauts did in It's About Time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_About_Time_(TV_series) They even brought a few back to the present and enrolled the children in school. <cite>Arguro posted [p:893102637] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>The astronauts did in It's About Time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_About_Time_(TV_series) They even brought a few back to the present and enrolled the children in school.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 12/30/17 12:05:51 AM #19:	Of course the cavemen would beat up those nerds. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNrfHP9W0AAQK_s.jpg:large <cite>Yellow posted [p:893102766] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Of course the cavemen would beat up those nerds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart2 12/30/17 12:07:06 AM #20:	Krazy_Kirby posted... some astronauts are former military. military training > caveman Im pretty sure the ones that are military are active duty. Theres a reason why dress uniforms have a badge to identify astronauts. Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it. <cite>CacciatoPart2 posted [p:893102833] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote>some astronauts are former military. military training > caveman</quote> Im pretty sure the ones that are military are active duty. Theres a reason why dress uniforms have a badge to identify astronauts. Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 12/30/17 12:15:46 AM #21:	A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain. --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:893103205] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/17 12:20:14 AM #22:	CacciatoPart2 posted... Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it. If Ilan Ramon wasn't disintegrated along with Columbia, I'd pick him over a caveman any day. IDF (or, apparently IAF) doesn't fuck around. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:893103408] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart2 posted...</cite> <quote>Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it.</quote> If Ilan Ramon wasn't disintegrated along with Columbia, I'd pick him over a caveman any day. IDF (or, apparently IAF) doesn't fuck around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 12/30/17 12:21:31 AM #23:	KJ StErOiDs posted... A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain. Yes, and astronauts - can ALSO use rocks --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:893103470] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>KJ StErOiDs posted...</cite> <quote>A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain.</quote> Yes, and astronauts - can ALSO use rocks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/17 12:22:57 AM #24:	Lokarin posted... KJ StErOiDs posted... A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain. Yes, and astronauts - can ALSO use rocks Moon rocks, which are essentially asbestos. Even if the cavemen win, they'll die of mesothelioma twenty or thirty years later. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:893103534] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KJ StErOiDs posted...</cite> <quote>A 3-lb rock will decimate a 3-lb brain.</quote> Yes, and astronauts - can ALSO use rocks</quote> Moon rocks, which are essentially asbestos. Even if the cavemen win, they'll die of mesothelioma twenty or thirty years later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart2 12/30/17 12:24:37 AM #25:	Questionmarktarius posted... CacciatoPart2 posted... Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it. If Ilan Ramon wasn't disintegrated along with Columbia, I'd pick him over a caveman any day. IDF (or, apparently IAF) doesn't fuck around. Yeah but IDF is a little unique in general and I cant speak for their military. But I can tell you that all my pilot buddies in the Navy didnt receive any hand-to-hand training. They're pretty much frat boys with pilot's licenses. <cite>CacciatoPart2 posted [p:893103610] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart2 posted...</cite> <quote>Having said that, military training doesnt really mean dick about hand to hand combat, especially most are just flight officers and arent taught it.</quote> If Ilan Ramon wasn't disintegrated along with Columbia, I'd pick him over a caveman any day. IDF (or, apparently IAF) doesn't fuck around.</quote> Yeah but IDF is a little unique in general and I cant speak for their military. But I can tell you that all my pilot buddies in the Navy didnt receive any hand-to-hand training. They're pretty much frat boys with pilot's licenses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 12/30/17 1:38:47 PM #26:	https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635417-1.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635418-2.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635419-3.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635420-4.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635421-5.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635422-6.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635423-7.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635424-8.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635425-9.jpg --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:893126194] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635417-1.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635418-2.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635419-3.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635420-4.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635421-5.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635422-6.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635423-7.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635424-8.jpg https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/4635425-9.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 01/04/18 1:14:51 AM #27:	Caveman. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:893390679] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Caveman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 01/04/18 8:22:08 AM #28:	Cavemang, obv --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:893400975] in I think it... [t:76149807]...</cite> <quote>Cavemang, obv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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