Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 30

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If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in miserable breakups.

- Her resting height is about four inches. She can shrink smaller to fit in your pocket or grow to the size of a Barbie doll. As such, she'll occasionally purchase dolls as a means of clothes shopping. She'd honestly prefer to be nude though as is the custom of her people.

- Although she can't grow to your height, she can shrink you down to hers -- or smaller if you prefer. If you want to remain your normal size during times of intimacy, she can stretch to accommodate using elasticity magic.

- She is resistant to physical harm and can use telekinesis to move objects several times larger than herself. She can also grant you flight, Peter Pan style, when you hold onto her.

- Any children you have together would be fairies like their mother. Also, pets must pass the "don't eat the owner" test. You may be able to have a cat or a dog, but you must first make sure that they regard her as a friend rather than lunch.
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hot
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3
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Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2

Day 16
She's a fairy tale princess whose ex is a dragon. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
46.34% | 19
No
7.32% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.88% | 2
That's my fetish!
4.88% | 2
I'd rather date a dragon.
12.2% | 5

Day 17
She's a guy who was magically transformed. - Results (23 votes)

Yes
34.78% | 8
No
34.78% | 8
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
21.74% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.35% | 1
That's my fetish!
4.35% | 1

Day 18
She's your long lost sister. - Results (29 votes)

Yes
6.9% | 2
No
41.38% | 12
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
31.03% | 9

Day 19
You become her lesbian clone. - Results (32 votes)

Yes
18.75% | 6
No
34.38% | 11
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.63% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
6.25% | 2
I'm already female.
3.13% | 1
That's my fetish!
21.88% | 7

Day 20
She shrinks your penis when she's not using it. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
29.17% | 7
No
29.17% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
I'm female.
8.33% | 2
That's my fetish!
12.5% | 3

Day 21
You're not her type, so you must undergo a magic race change. - Results (30 votes)

Yes
23.33% | 7
No
56.67% | 17
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
3.33% | 1
That's my fetish!
6.67% | 2

Day 22
She's a robot. - Results (35 votes)
Yes
48.57% | 17
No
5.71% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.86% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
2.86% | 1
That's my fetish!
20% | 7

Day 23
She's a succubus. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
36% | 18
No
12% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8% | 4
That's my fetish!
34% | 17

Day 24
She has a 7" penis and testicles instead of a vagina. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
8.62% | 5
No
70.69% | 41
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
3.45% | 2
I'm already in a relationship.
5.17% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.07% | 7

Day 25
She's Santa's daughter and you must relocate. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
46% | 23
No
8% | 4
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
10% | 5
That's my fetish! (????)
12% | 6

Day 26
She can only enjoy sex if it's with two or more partners. - Results (47 votes)

Yes
4.26% | 2
No
65.96% | 31
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
17.02% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
4.26% | 2
That's my fetish!
8.51% | 4

Day 27
She's a major brony. - Results (61 votes)

Yes
29.51% | 18
No
44.26% | 27
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
16.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.92% | 3
That's my fetish!
4.92% | 3
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Day 28
She's a mermaid. - Results (48 votes)

Yes
41.67% | 20
No
14.58% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.92% | 11
I'm already in a relationship.
2.08% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.75% | 9

Day 29
She's a MILF who will never grow older. - Results (51 votes)

Yes
60.78% | 31
No
5.88% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
17.65% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
15.69% | 8

I wonder how much of an overlap there is between detractors of "She physically stopped aging at 16" and lovers of "She's a MILF who will never grow older." I get the feeling it's quite a bit.
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bump
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No, would pass on this one.
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I love this series
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That Tinkerbell porn that was up for like 3 days
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Kanaya413 posted...

I love this series

:)
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up
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This pretty good. She wouldn't eat much, won't fill the bathroom with 10k different face lotions, shampoos, make up etc, won't take much space, has magic that could potentially make things more fun, is a fairy so probably looks hot and lives forever.

Pretty much perfect. If we start a fight i can't win i could always just shove her in my ass.
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o_0
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Sami1000 posted...

This pretty good. She wouldn't eat much, won't fill the bathroom with 10k different face lotions, shampoos, make up etc, won't take much space, has magic that could potentially make things more fun, is a fairy so probably looks hot and lives forever.

Pretty much perfect. If we start a fight i can't win i could always just shove her in my ass.

Well.

That asscalated quickly.
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Final bump.
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Love this series, please don't stop with the new year.

Wait, so she can shrink me down even smaller than her?
She could be a giantess whenever I want?!?!
Fuck yes
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

If you want to remain your normal size during times of intimacy, she can stretch to accommodate using elasticity magic.

wtf

Kanaya413 posted...

I love this series

These are hilarious
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