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Blue_Inigo
12/30/17 5:45:38 PM
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Stupid stomach is killing me. Doc says he's gotta go in. Kill me
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NOM
12/30/17 5:47:12 PM
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Don't clench
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/30/17 5:47:42 PM
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Make sure to sync up your breathing with your doctors. Make it less weird.
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DeanAuryn
12/30/17 5:48:25 PM
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So you're getting you're anus pleasured for free. What's the catch?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/30/17 5:48:52 PM
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Its just embarrassing more than anything. One them things that when its over you think "eh, that wasn't so bad". But then you wake up and realize it hasn't started yet and it turns out to be the worst shit you ever experienced.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/30/17 5:50:42 PM
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I've gotten multiple anal exams. It's just a doctor sticking his/her finger up your booty for medical reasons. Who cares? No different than a doctor touching your dick during a physical examination.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/30/17 5:51:03 PM
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The key is to be relaxed. Most of the tightness, and thus the pain, comes from being uptight. If you're comfortable, try fingering yourself in the shower.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/30/17 5:52:06 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I've gotten multiple anal exams. It's just a doctor sticking his/her finger up your booty for medical reasons. Who cares? No different than a doctor touching your dick during a physical examination.


Air quotes around bolded
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CarlGrimes
12/30/17 5:57:23 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
No different than a doctor touching your dick during a physical examination.

Until they hit the prostate.
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glitteringfairy
12/30/17 5:59:57 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I've gotten multiple anal exams. It's just a doctor sticking his/her finger up your booty for medical reasons. Who cares? No different than a doctor touching your dick during a physical examination.

Aren't you in your early 20s. Why are you getting multiple anal examines.
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candyapplered
12/30/17 6:02:04 PM
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Be sure to make a comment about the doctor at least buying you dinner first or something like that.
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tremain07
12/30/17 6:03:14 PM
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Why do we males have a pleasure button in our asses anyway? design wise that's an exit only
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Dark_SilverX
12/30/17 6:04:20 PM
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It feels great when a woman doctor does it especially if she has long nails
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Darklit_Minuet
12/30/17 6:09:52 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...
I've gotten multiple anal exams. It's just a doctor sticking his/her finger up your booty for medical reasons. Who cares? No different than a doctor touching your dick during a physical examination.

Aren't you in your early 20s. Why are you getting multiple anal examines.

I think he just likes it
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Super Slash
12/30/17 6:14:18 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Its just embarrassing more than anything. One them things that when its over you think "eh, that wasn't so bad". But then you wake up and realize it hasn't started yet and it turns out to be the worst shit you ever experienced.

Why be embarrassed? Doctors do that kind of thing all the time.
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