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Rob Cesternino
01/01/18 3:58:26 AM
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I guarantee it.

You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.
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MuayThai85
01/01/18 4:07:51 AM
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Already have. More than once.
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How can one person post so much stupid s***?
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Super Slash
01/01/18 4:08:15 AM
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Really?!
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WafflehouseJK
01/01/18 4:08:37 AM
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Good shot of it as of right now, may as well post.
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KnightofShikari
01/01/18 4:13:49 AM
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but will it be with someone attractive? for me my guess is no since i am neither attractive nor rich
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Zack_Attackv1
01/01/18 4:17:04 AM
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I'm gonna be rich. Inheritance cases are so long and drawn out, though.
This could either be the year, or it may not.
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SeanRexBach
01/01/18 4:19:56 AM
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i want to fuck 2018 in the face and kill its parents
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GoriIIa
01/01/18 4:41:51 AM
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Lol
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Duncanwii
01/01/18 4:42:32 AM
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Thank you Vegy :)
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Kaname_Madoka
01/01/18 4:43:34 AM
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ayyy
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cloudrivera
01/01/18 5:01:25 AM
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Ok
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Gamer99z
01/01/18 5:08:19 AM
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I already did so I guess you're technically not wrong.
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kislev
01/01/18 5:33:50 AM
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I sure hope so TC
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PMarth2002
01/01/18 5:40:28 AM
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Sure, why not.
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LethalAffinity
01/01/18 5:42:41 AM
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King Rial
01/01/18 5:45:34 AM
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You do this every year and it never works.
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boxington
01/01/18 5:57:47 AM
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oh boy!
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DrizztLink
01/01/18 6:20:53 AM
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Your sheer confidence in this concerns me.
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Slip-N-Slide
01/01/18 6:41:02 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Your sheer confidence in this concerns me.

Everyone posting ITT is gonna get a visit from TC to make it true.
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