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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:11:09 AM
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you don't understand
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Lonestar2000
01/01/18 11:11:54 AM
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Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser.
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Hairy-man
01/01/18 11:11:55 AM
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Id probably just let you win to make you feel better
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Vyrulisse
01/01/18 11:12:37 AM
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I would kick your ass so hard you'd thank me for it
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:13:09 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser.

you best put them dukes up and come make me because i'll do whatever i want thank you please

Hairy-man posted...
Id probably just let you win to make you feel better

awww shucks thanks
but you're delusional if you think you'd be LETTING me win!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/01/18 11:13:30 AM
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I would DESTROY you.
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DevsBro
01/01/18 11:13:53 AM
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Psh

*crushes a coke can in bare hands*

Still think so?
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gamer167
01/01/18 11:14:37 AM
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little twerp? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:15:46 AM
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lmao you guys have no idea what you're dealing with

i'm a 10th level krav maga red belt superstar mambo jumbo foxtrot suplex instructor professor

i'll dish out the pain like no other in the most efficient ways possible
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R0ttedHorror
01/01/18 11:16:20 AM
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Do you know how many times ive seen mortal kombat FUCK
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Vyrulisse
01/01/18 11:16:31 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
lmao you guys have no idea what you're dealing with

i'm a 10th level krav maga red belt superstar mambo jumbo foxtrot suplex instructor professor

i'll dish out the pain like no other in the most efficient ways possible

Means nothing I play Eddie in Tekken
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KillerKhan420
01/01/18 11:18:20 AM
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Come on post stats, say your training regimen includes punching trees. What's funny is I heard that last one before.
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:19:22 AM
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bro im 6'1 225 pounds of raw steel i can't be stopped i'm like a train im coming at your booty hard

i bench pressed a tree
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Sami1000
01/01/18 11:20:11 AM
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This ends now! Kaamee haamee hahahahahaha haaa!
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:20:35 AM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
Do you know how many times ive seen mortal kombat FUCK

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Uncle_Drew
01/01/18 11:21:19 AM
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Nuh uh, I'd kick you so hard you'd be wearing your ass for a hat
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:21:42 AM
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With all the gun nuts on this board, you'd get blown to pieces.

Assuming any of them are telling the truth.
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R0ttedHorror
01/01/18 11:22:45 AM
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DK9292 posted...
With all the sex addicts on this board, you'd get blown to pieces.

Assuming any of them are telling the truth.

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Ryven
01/01/18 11:23:39 AM
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Ive beat Super Punch Out without getting hit. Come at me bro!
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:25:44 AM
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DK9292 posted...
With all the gun nuts on this board, you'd get blown to pieces.

Assuming any of them are telling the truth.

lmao you need a gun to move me?

be a man

fucking come at me with your hands, son
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:26:11 AM
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fuck squeezin from afar come get the hands b
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:27:03 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
DK9292 posted...
With all the gun nuts on this board, you'd get blown to pieces.

Assuming any of them are telling the truth.

lmao you need a gun to move me?

be a man

fucking come at me with your hands, son

I don't. Guns are illegal where I live.

You come near my house I'm coming at you with a machete. Don't pick a fight then think you can pick the rules.
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DezDroppedFreak
01/01/18 11:27:40 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
einegutePerson posted...
lmao you guys have no idea what you're dealing with

i'm a 10th level krav maga red belt superstar mambo jumbo foxtrot suplex instructor professor

i'll dish out the pain like no other in the most efficient ways possible

Means nothing I play Eddie in Tekken

So I play Steve Fox he doesn't even use his feets
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:30:48 AM
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DK9292 posted...
You come near my house I'm coming at you with a machete. Don't pick a fight then think you can pick the rules.

whatever man come at me with the machete

it'll be mine by the end of the fight boi
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soulunison2
01/01/18 11:31:52 AM
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Do u study the martial artist
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Vyrulisse
01/01/18 11:32:02 AM
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:33:03 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Do u study the martial artist

im the martial artist that others study
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:33:33 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I'm starting to think TC is a legit badass

No legit badasses ever genuinely use the word "boi".
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prettyprincess
01/01/18 11:33:46 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbKZtg2fG0w

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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:34:53 AM
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DK9292 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'm starting to think TC is a legit badass

No legit badasses ever genuinely use the word "boi".

man you better shut the fuck up before i come eat that ass out alive
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:35:37 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
DK9292 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'm starting to think TC is a legit badass

No legit badasses ever genuinely use the word "boi".

man you better shut the fuck up before i come eat that ass out alive

Make me.
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:36:45 AM
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hahaha you already ran out of things to say kid

hide behind your locked doors with your machete

know who you're fucking with, son
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Burgess
01/01/18 11:36:47 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
DK9292 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'm starting to think TC is a legit badass

No legit badasses ever genuinely use the word "boi".

man you better shut the fuck up before i come eat that ass out alive


uc3bptg
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:37:16 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
hahaha you already ran out of things to say kid

hide behind your locked doors with your machete

know who you're fucking with, son

Uh huh.
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 11:37:42 AM
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hahaha what a punk

>gets told to shut up
>shuts up
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DK9292
01/01/18 11:59:35 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
hahaha what a punk

>gets told to shut up
>shuts up

I was taking a shit. You're still here?
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Tmk
01/01/18 12:01:49 PM
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Looks more like you're giving a shit to me.
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DK9292
01/01/18 12:02:16 PM
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Tmk posted...
Looks more like you're giving a shit to me.

...alright, I'll give you that, that was good.
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 12:02:51 PM
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lmfao first L of 2018

hold that tight kid
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ThyCorndog
01/01/18 12:02:56 PM
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I would pick up and shatter the 1st person itt to come at me
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Notti
01/01/18 12:52:43 PM
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R0ttedHorror
01/01/18 12:54:37 PM
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*rubs dick all over tcs face*

The fuck now punk
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Vyrulisse
01/01/18 1:12:37 PM
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einegutePerson
01/01/18 1:13:08 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
*rubs dick all over tcs face*

The fuck now punk

your turn

v8Y1Tqq
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SSJGrimReaper
01/01/18 1:14:17 PM
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i'd watch bok vs dawkins
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MacadamianNut3
01/01/18 1:34:12 PM
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I fight fair until it looks like I'm about to lose then I'll gut you like a salmon served with zucchini noodles and pesto sauce
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einegutePerson
01/02/18 8:13:20 AM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
I fight fair until it looks like I'm about to lose then I'll gut you like a salmon served with zucchini noodles and pesto sauce

pls dont assault me like you assaulted my taste buds
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MacadamianNut3
01/02/18 12:09:48 PM
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Wow low blow much it was my first time ( ._.)
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einegutePerson
01/02/18 1:37:43 PM
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I could tell.

lol jk
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hortanz
01/03/18 2:00:57 PM
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I challenged tc to a fight when he visited my city and he literally spent a full week dodging me smh
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