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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/02/18 10:10:25 PM
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HighOnSolar
01/02/18 10:13:21 PM
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uhhhhhhhh
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Youngster_Joey_
01/02/18 10:18:13 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ will remember that.
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thronedfire2
01/02/18 10:19:10 PM
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lol
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hollow_shrine
01/02/18 10:20:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ


"We both enjoyed that"
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Behaviorism
01/02/18 10:20:45 PM
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Youngster_Joey_
01/02/18 10:21:50 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
Clearly that hand was added


Were those fuck me eyes also added? I'm pretty sure those were in the original tbqh
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jumi
01/02/18 10:21:53 PM
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The best part of waking up
Is knocking your sister up.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/02/18 10:23:01 PM
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I wonder what she looks like today
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HighOnSolar
01/02/18 10:23:42 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ


"We both enjoyed that"

lmao
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myztikrice
01/02/18 10:23:59 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Clearly that hand was added


Were those fuck me eyes also added? I'm pretty sure those were in the original tbqh

everything except the groping is in the original
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Kanaya413
01/02/18 10:24:16 PM
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jumi posted...
The best part of waking up
Is knocking your sister up.

HSJSKSKSJXJCJXJX
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Blue_Inigo
01/02/18 10:24:57 PM
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Im dying
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CapnMuffin
01/02/18 10:25:45 PM
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lmao
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/02/18 10:25:47 PM
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So wait, did people legit not remember this?
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Zikten
01/02/18 10:28:39 PM
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I once read a fanfic of that commercial
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UrCa1988
01/02/18 10:35:31 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/02/18 10:45:59 PM
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Manocheese
01/02/18 11:05:21 PM
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His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again... was this?

He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke.

"Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, lets hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other." "What?" She answered, bewildered.

"Cmon let's do it. Lets fuck. Havent we always wanted this?" He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. "Whoa whoa. Uh no Im just happy youre home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--" And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his fathers voice rang out from behind him: "WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can explain..." he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth.

"NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!" He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. "THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!"

Drink Peets Coffee.
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AlecSkorpio
01/02/18 11:13:56 PM
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Manocheese posted...
His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again... was this?

He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke.

"Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, lets hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other." "What?" She answered, bewildered.

"Cmon let's do it. Lets fuck. Havent we always wanted this?" He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. "Whoa whoa. Uh no Im just happy youre home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--" And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his fathers voice rang out from behind him: "WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can explain..." he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth.

"NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!" He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. "THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!"

Drink Peets Coffee.


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kuwab0
01/02/18 11:16:00 PM
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The best part of waking up is being in your sisters butt
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/03/18 9:04:09 AM
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VectorChaos
01/03/18 9:19:05 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
jumi posted...
The best part of waking up
Is knocking your sister up.

HSJSKSKSJXJCJXJX

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kingdrake2
01/03/18 9:44:06 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU3JH6jE7GY

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