Current Events > Just threw a Cheeto at a vending machine outside the Scottsdale Fashion Square!

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Was at the mall picking up my girlfriend from a late shift. Girlfriend comes out and and starts smoking a cigarette. (Actually she was smoking inside the entrance to the mall lmao) Almost instantly a particularly disgusting member of the euphoric hive approached us both. This Cheetoneck began ranting about the "dangers of second hand smoke" and how people like us made his Grandmother who never smoked die of cancer (WTF?!). We told him to fuck off but he continued yelling and making a scene and a few onlookers were starting to notice.

At this point I took matters into my own hands. Tossed the Cheetocarpet into the nearby vending machine a gave him a good sock to the mouth and told him to smarten up. Stupid idiot sat on the ground and cried. Must have been in his 20's too. Pathetic.

Anyway my girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him as we walked away.

God I hate the euphoric people.
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I was there and saw it all happen
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Bump
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Why are you in snotsdale?

I'm in mesa lol
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blood was everywhere

I'm in Kearny smh
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