Current Events > Alex Jones goes ham af on Steve Bannon

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How can a guy who looks like he has organ failure, who looks like he's been run over by a truck, has dandruff all over him, wearing three shirts, who looks like a vagabond from some Medieval theater show, how can Mr. Dandruff with his big giant red swollen eyeballs that looks like an owl on PCP that you poured fourteen bottles of Scotch on top of, how can this creature festooned with apparent schizophrenia become our new lord?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PSt3JEEf4&t=6m15s
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I love this image. I'm posting it in every Alex Jones thread.

Let these edits know who i am
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You should really hear Jones say it in the link to get the music of it.
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Alex Jones went from "both parties are evil" to being a big republican cheerleader

WTF happened?
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#sloppysteve

He could have made his point without going in so hard, but he went in.
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Alex Jones is a national treasure.
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hard as a motherfucker as fuck
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iClockwork posted...

I love this image. I'm posting it in every Alex Jones thread.

lol
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ledbowman posted...

How can a guy who looks like he has organ failure, who looks like he's been run over by a truck, has dandruff all over him, wearing three shirts, who looks like a vagabond from some Medieval theater show, how can Mr. Dandruff with his big giant red swollen eyeballs that looks like an owl on PCP that you poured fourteen bottles of Scotch on top of, how can this creature festooned with apparent schizophrenia become our new lord?

I must admit there is a certain poetry to it

ledbowman posted...

How can a guy who looks like he has organ failure, who looks like he's been run over by a truck, has dandruff all over him, wearing three shirts, who looks like a vagabond from some Medieval theater show, how can Mr. Dandruff with his big giant red swollen eyeballs that looks like an owl on PCP that you poured fourteen bottles of Scotch on top of, how can this creature festooned with apparent schizophrenia become our new lord?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PSt3JEEf4&t=6m15s

Festooned.

All 3 of these guys, Trump, Bannon, and Jones, deserve each other, forever and ever, in some pit somewhere.
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That fact that Jones does all this shit off the cuff for 4 hours a day is truly incredible.

Dude hurts any credibility he should have though. If you break it down he has said a ton of things that have happened and predicted some things too. But then he acts rash and out of control and sounds insincere sometimes. I remember last year when Assange had a big announcement early in the morning, apparently he had his whole crew there for the "big announcement" and it was just the WikiLeaks anniversary thing.

Saw some clips and he was bad mouthing Assange. Saying "they" got to him. Saying he was a coward. Then Assange said he was gonna release stuff in the next 2 weeks and he back tracked like a mother fucker lol. He's probably gonna do that with Bannon too.

He has become a trump shill though. I watch maybe an hour of him every week, I tend to like to hear some of every side of news and man he defends some of the "bad* (bad from the perspective of what he decides an infowarrior or libertarian to want) stuff by saying oh he has to do this and that and negotiate. Maybe it's true but I think the fact Trump went on his show once and well apparently has called him before (confirmed by people not named Jones) would give him this kinship.

It's funny though. The beacon or so he claims of anti establishment is afraid to criticize Trump because him and Trump share fans and since everyone is butt hurt about everything and everyone who doesn't agree with him, he's afraid of being called a zionist or new world order shill.

Shits funny.

That Luke and Jones pic tho. Lmfao. Sorry for the monologue.
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Ok as a Brit who doesn't really get too involved in this stuff I have to ask, is this Alex Jones some sort of Alan Partridge character or is he actually delusional?

Jonny2284 posted...

Ok as a Brit who doesn't really get too involved in this stuff I have to ask, is this Alex Jones some sort of Alan Partridge character or is he actually delusional?

He is an anti government conspiracy theorist, who manages to tie each of his stories to one of his equally useless and overpriced "health supplements".
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