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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 12:43:12 PM
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rice eaters



choose your answr
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ThyCorndog
01/05/18 12:44:02 PM
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hands
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Two_Dee
01/05/18 12:44:19 PM
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green butter
01/05/18 12:44:36 PM
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imagine you are a japanese man who is hungry from a long day at work, and then has to spend an hour foraging for sticks in the woods before he can eat his dinner of fugu (raw, poisonous fish that will most likely kill him)
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bluezero
01/05/18 12:44:36 PM
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pieisthebest
01/05/18 12:48:01 PM
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use chopsticks to push it directly into my mouth while holding the bowl up to my face just like in my japanese anime!!!
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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 12:49:08 PM
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green butter posted...
imagine you are a japanese man who is hungry from a long day at work, and then has to spend an hour foraging for sticks in the woods before he can eat his dinner of fugu (raw, poisonous fish that will most likely kill him)

sugoi!!!
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pieisthebest
01/05/18 12:49:43 PM
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green butter posted...
imagine you are a japanese man who is hungry from a long day at work, and then has to spend an hour foraging for sticks in the woods before he can eat his dinner of fugu (raw, poisonous fish that will most likely kill him)


uh yeah but that's worth it because then he gets to come home and his 2d sexy hot booby hentai wife will give him hand holding session and he can watch all his favorite anime on japanese tv set at 4k resolution
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hollow_shrine
01/05/18 12:51:46 PM
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Depends upon the dish and the setting. Cuban rice and beans or rice and lentils? Spoon.

Bibimbap? Chopsticks.
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SageHarpuia
01/05/18 12:52:26 PM
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Spoon. How the fuck do you even eat rice with chopsticks?
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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 12:52:32 PM
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I'm using a fork right now to eat my lunch rice and it's pretty annoying
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hollow_shrine
01/05/18 1:03:41 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Spoon. How the fuck do you even eat rice with chopsticks?

It needs to a kind of rice that is prone to clumping and then you're basically lifting it to your mouth like a shovel. As the rice gets low you can lift the bowl to your mouth to make it easier to keep eating. Bare in mind that, while this is acceptable in Japanese cuisine, it's bad table manners in other Asian cultures.
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teepan95
01/05/18 1:03:56 PM
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Spoon and fork
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KILBOTz
01/05/18 1:05:47 PM
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JE19426
01/05/18 1:10:20 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Spoon. How the fuck do you even eat rice with chopsticks?


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TheGrindery
01/05/18 1:12:15 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Spoon. How the fuck do you even eat rice with chopsticks?

Pretentiously.
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Ivynn
01/05/18 1:14:19 PM
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Grab em by the fistful and shove it in my mouth
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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 1:18:12 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
plate to mouth

wow, this is advanced
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Xatrion
01/05/18 1:23:34 PM
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Eat something else. Rice sucks.
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teepan95
01/05/18 1:26:15 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Grab em by the fistful and shove it in my mouth

For a Fistful of Grains
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Lord_Shadow
01/05/18 2:54:26 PM
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I don't
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Muffinz0rz
01/05/18 2:56:09 PM
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Depends. If it's good quality, sticky rice, then chopsticks.

If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.
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a42ozslushie
01/05/18 2:56:36 PM
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Rice is finger food ya good damn *********
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chill02
01/05/18 3:02:42 PM
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slowly
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TomNook20
01/05/18 3:14:46 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
the rice gets low you can lift the bowl to your mouth to make it easier to keep eating. Bare in mind that, while this is acceptable in Japanese cuisine, it's bad table manners in other Asian cultures.

Literally no one in Asia gives a shit how you eat your rice.

Anyway I usually use a spoon as that's what's common in SE asia. I sometimes use chopsticks when I'm at a Chinese/Japanese/Korean place or a fork if its a western restaurant.
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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 3:15:09 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.

how does a fork help that
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Freddie_Mercury
01/05/18 3:15:46 PM
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out of the rice cooker
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MACisBack
01/05/18 3:16:00 PM
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With both hands
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MacadamianNut3
01/05/18 3:17:08 PM
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>2018
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iron jojo
01/05/18 3:17:14 PM
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Hashi
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Muffinz0rz
01/05/18 4:28:24 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.

how does a fork help that

Because you can still get a decent amount like if you're eating peas, whereas grabbing loose grains of rice with chopsticks might get you 7-8 pieces at a time
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drunkmuggle
01/05/18 4:28:41 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.

how does a fork help that

Because you can still get a decent amount like if you're eating peas, whereas grabbing loose grains of rice with chopsticks might get you 7-8 pieces at a time

why don't you use a spoon
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Muffinz0rz
01/05/18 4:29:50 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.

how does a fork help that

Because you can still get a decent amount like if you're eating peas, whereas grabbing loose grains of rice with chopsticks might get you 7-8 pieces at a time

why don't you use a spoon

http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/story/culture-shock-why-dont-americans-eat-rice-with-/
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Caution999
01/05/18 4:30:04 PM
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As a typical white person:

With butter and mayonnaise.

nah, that's disgusting
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gguirao
01/05/18 4:30:33 PM
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With a fork, if not with my bare hands.
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KookyCouture
01/05/18 4:35:19 PM
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I throw it in the air and try and catch it in my mouth
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hardy3786
01/05/18 4:36:11 PM
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Only east asians eat rice with chopsticks.
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drunkmuggle
01/06/18 11:52:03 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
If it's mediocre quality that doesn't stick together, then fork.

how does a fork help that

Because you can still get a decent amount like if you're eating peas, whereas grabbing loose grains of rice with chopsticks might get you 7-8 pieces at a time

why don't you use a spoon

http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/story/culture-shock-why-dont-americans-eat-rice-with-/

wow
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