Current Events > Why Don't Americans use a bidet after the toilet?

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kislev 01/06/18 9:20:24 PM #1:	Do you guys seriously think wiping your arse is going to be enough? --- Trump 2020 There are more sheep than shepherds <cite>kislev posted [p:893561000] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>Do you guys seriously think wiping your arse is going to be enough?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/06/18 9:20:54 PM #2:	whats a bidett <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:893561026] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>whats a bidett</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shelhamer92 01/06/18 9:23:40 PM #3:	I do and I love it --- "It's a sunny night in Oakland" -Phil Simms *Camera pans to full moon <cite>Shelhamer92 posted [p:893561193] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>I do and I love it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r4X0r 01/06/18 9:24:19 PM #4:	Because we're smart enough to time our shits before our showers. --- Professionals are predictable- it's the amateurs who are dangerous. <cite>r4X0r posted [p:893561235] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>Because we're smart enough to time our shits before our showers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 01/06/18 9:25:19 PM #5:	I used to do shit and then shower. Now I have one and I shit whenever I want. Everyone should have one. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:893561281] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>I used to do shit and then shower. Now I have one and I shit whenever I want. Everyone should have one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r4X0r 01/06/18 9:26:01 PM #6:	A little spray of water on your butt hole is no match for an actual soapy shower. --- Professionals are predictable- it's the amateurs who are dangerous. <cite>r4X0r posted [p:893561313] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>A little spray of water on your butt hole is no match for an actual soapy shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
On_The_Edge 01/06/18 9:26:12 PM #7:	Are bidets really good? It seems weird shooting water up my ass. How does it know where my asshole is? Does it even do a complete job? --- We're here. https://discord.gg/Q9K3ndP <cite>On_The_Edge posted [p:893561319] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>Are bidets really good? It seems weird shooting water up my ass. How does it know where my asshole is? Does it even do a complete job?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 01/06/18 9:26:34 PM #8:	a lot of us don't have bidets --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:893561342] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>a lot of us don't have bidets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kislev 01/06/18 9:26:43 PM #9:	gafemaqs posted... whats a bidett are you some uncivilised barbarian or something? --- Trump 2020 There are more sheep than shepherds <cite>kislev posted [p:893561354] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote><cite>gafemaqs posted...</cite> <quote>whats a bidett</quote> are you some uncivilised barbarian or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 01/06/18 9:27:39 PM #11:	Ive crapped so much in the shower its like a conditioned reflex for me now. I feel the warm water spraying on me and my bowels just loosen up right then and there <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:893561405] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>Ive crapped so much in the shower its like a conditioned reflex for me now. I feel the warm water spraying on me and my bowels just loosen up right then and there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
On_The_Edge 01/06/18 9:28:53 PM #12:	Pitlord_Special posted... Ive crapped so much in the shower its like a conditioned reflex for me now. I feel the warm water spraying on me and my bowels just loosen up right then and there wh-wha --- We're here. https://discord.gg/Q9K3ndP <cite>On_The_Edge posted [p:893561471] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pitlord_Special posted...</cite> <quote>Ive crapped so much in the shower its like a conditioned reflex for me now. I feel the warm water spraying on me and my bowels just loosen up right then and there</quote> wh-wha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kislev 01/06/18 9:29:09 PM #13:	r4X0r posted... A little spray of water on your butt hole is no match for an actual soapy shower. You have much to learn my friend, also you dont take showers each and every time you go take a shit On_The_Edge posted... Are bidets really good? It seems weird shooting water up my ass. How does it know where my asshole is? Does it even do a complete job? Honestly it does feel weird at first but after a couple of times you realise why it works. I highly recomend you get one installed --- Trump 2020 There are more sheep than shepherds <cite>kislev posted [p:893561491] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote><cite>r4X0r posted...</cite> <quote>A little spray of water on your butt hole is no match for an actual soapy shower.</quote> You have much to learn my friend, also you dont take showers each and every time you go take a shit <cite>On_The_Edge posted...</cite> <quote>Are bidets really good? It seems weird shooting water up my ass. How does it know where my asshole is? Does it even do a complete job?</quote> Honestly it does feel weird at first but after a couple of times you realise why it works. I highly recomend you get one installed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kislev 01/06/18 9:30:06 PM #14:	Ex-Kefiroth posted... I don't want water sprayed up my ass. ok thanks Have fun walking with shit on ur arse, if you haven't realised already toilet paper doesnt get rid of it all --- Trump 2020 There are more sheep than shepherds <cite>kislev posted [p:893561538] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ex-Kefiroth posted...</cite> <quote>I don't want water sprayed up my ass. ok thanks</quote> Have fun walking with shit on ur arse, if you haven't realised already toilet paper doesnt get rid of it all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 01/06/18 9:32:27 PM #15:	We use a Biden after the toilet --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:893561663] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>We use a Biden after the toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/06/18 9:34:50 PM #16:	kislev posted... gafemaqs posted... whats a bidett are you some uncivilised barbarian or something? I'm a person and my name is Anakin <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:893561777] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote><cite>kislev posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gafemaqs posted...</cite> <quote>whats a bidett</quote> are you some uncivilised barbarian or something?</quote> I'm a person and my name is Anakin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 01/06/18 9:35:11 PM #17:	I use moist wipes like a normal person. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:893561804] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>I use moist wipes like a normal person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 01/06/18 9:51:14 PM #18:	@gafemaqs Hi there little orphan Ani. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:893562705] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>@gafemaqs Hi there little orphan Ani. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/06/18 9:57:51 PM #19:	I'm not an orphan. Some Irish guy is talking to my mom. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:893563084] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>I'm not an orphan. Some Irish guy is talking to my mom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 01/06/18 10:06:35 PM #20:	@gafemaqs Nice that your meeting your daddy after so long. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:893563515] in Why Don't ... [t:76175470]...</cite> <quote>@gafemaqs Nice that your meeting your daddy after so long.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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