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knightoffire55
01/08/18 1:58:16 AM
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I'm sure DQ fans can fill in the rest of the analogy.
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eggcorn
01/08/18 1:58:29 AM
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lol
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BlackHorse6969
01/08/18 1:58:48 AM
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You mean liquid metal slime
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Aristoph
01/08/18 2:02:34 AM
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That's not true.

Metal Slimes actually exist in Dragon Quest games. And while rare, you can still run into one.

I have literally never seen a cute girl on Tinder in my area. Unless you want to count spam bots. Every single cute girl I saw and swiped right on in the 3 hours that I used Tinder immediately sent me links to cam sites. I promptly uninstalled.
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Juhanor
01/09/18 9:49:28 PM
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Uh...you mean you stab them fast before they run? <_< >_> <_<
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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/18 9:51:05 PM
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you probably won't get the experience?
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The Admiral
01/09/18 9:51:23 PM
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At high enough levels of STR, you can one-hit kill Metal Slimes and Babbles in the original NES DW games.
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KogaSteelfang
01/09/18 9:52:28 PM
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They appear, then flee instantly.
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