Poll of the Day > need some good pick up lines

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Nomak-54
01/10/18 9:11:49 PM
#1:


2 matches on tinder les gooooo
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Lokarin
01/10/18 9:12:45 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
2 matches on tinder les gooooo


Don't goooo until during the date
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WastelandCowboy
01/10/18 9:15:15 PM
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I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
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RedPixel
01/10/18 9:30:05 PM
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Send her a picture of a cheese grater.

When she says "wtf" say you're about to shred these cheesy pickup lines.
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solid_kush
01/10/18 9:34:51 PM
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Ask her if shes down to plow because you have a magnum condom for your magnum dong. Say something that Frank Reynolds would say.
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JOExHIGASHI
01/10/18 9:37:18 PM
#6:


Date me
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SusanGreenEyes
01/10/18 9:47:09 PM
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I don't think pickup lines actually work though.
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Smarkil
01/10/18 10:44:27 PM
#8:


are you can archeologist

cause I have a large bone for you to examine
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helIy
01/10/18 10:45:12 PM
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hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
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TheWorstPoster
01/10/18 10:49:26 PM
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"I am not ICOYAR, therefore I am not the worst guy you will ever meet"
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