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Nomak-54 01/10/18 9:11:49 PM #1: |
2 matches on tinder les gooooo
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Lokarin 01/10/18 9:12:45 PM #2: |
Nomak-54 posted...
2 matches on tinder les gooooo Don't goooo until during the date --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WastelandCowboy 01/10/18 9:15:15 PM #3: |
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
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RedPixel 01/10/18 9:30:05 PM #4: |
Send her a picture of a cheese grater.
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solid_kush 01/10/18 9:34:51 PM #5: |
Ask her if shes down to plow because you have a magnum condom for your magnum dong. Say something that Frank Reynolds would say.
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JOExHIGASHI 01/10/18 9:37:18 PM #6: |
Date me
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SusanGreenEyes 01/10/18 9:47:09 PM #7: |
I don't think pickup lines actually work though.
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Smarkil 01/10/18 10:44:27 PM #8: |
are you can archeologist
cause I have a large bone for you to examine --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 01/10/18 10:45:12 PM #9: |
hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
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TheWorstPoster 01/10/18 10:49:26 PM #10: |
"I am not ICOYAR, therefore I am not the worst guy you will ever meet"
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