Poll of the Day > You find out that there is a camera pointed at you at all times

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TheWorstPoster
01/12/18 8:01:23 PM
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And you later learn that some idiot in a remote location is controlling your every movement, and forcing your conversations, by pushing buttons.

What do you do?
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SusanGreenEyes
01/12/18 8:02:47 PM
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I would push whatever button would send you on a job interview.
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GunslingerGunsl
01/12/18 8:03:40 PM
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I would wonder why he pushed the buttons that led to me discovering this.
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TheWorstPoster
01/12/18 8:03:41 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
I would push whatever button would send you on a job interview.


You have absolutely no control over buttons inputs.
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faz
01/12/18 8:20:14 PM
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That person must be even more boring than I am.
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MannerSaurus
01/12/18 8:22:05 PM
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That's how I've felt ever since the wreck, actually. I don't feel like I'm inside of my body, I feel like I'm controlling a Sims character.
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TheWorstPoster
01/12/18 8:22:57 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
That's how I've felt ever since the wreck, actually. I don't feel like I'm inside of my body, I feel like I'm controlling a Sims character.


I'm sorry for your loss.

I just hope that I am not upsetting you in any way.
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MannerSaurus
01/12/18 8:27:19 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
That's how I've felt ever since the wreck, actually. I don't feel like I'm inside of my body, I feel like I'm controlling a Sims character.


I'm sorry for your loss.

I just hope that I am not upsetting you in any way.


Oh, no dude! Thank you for saying that. But I don't expect the world to cater to me. Just because my world stopped turning, I'm old enough to know the world out there didn't. If something is offensive to me, I'll just not read it or watch it. I mean, unless someone comes to my wife's funeral service talking shit about her, then I will be in jail with a new necklace made of their teeth. lol. But no, don't worry about hurting me by completely unrelated abstract concepts. I've got my big boy pants on, even if I'm in an unworldly tremendous amount of suffering and pain.
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Hoppe hoppe Reiter, und kein Engel steigt herab
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Golden Road
01/12/18 8:30:47 PM
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Whatever that person forces me to do, obviously.
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RomanGhost
01/12/18 9:05:28 PM
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Do their decisions just override mine, or do I have no free will whatsoever?
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SusanGreenEyes
01/12/18 9:07:25 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
That's how I've felt ever since the wreck, actually. I don't feel like I'm inside of my body, I feel like I'm controlling a Sims character.


I'm sorry for your loss.

I just hope that I am not upsetting you in any way.

That was nice of you to say, @Icoyar
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SKARDAVNELNATE
01/12/18 11:49:43 PM
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I guess I do what I'm told by the button press. There's nothing in this premise that suggests I can act independently.
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No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD.
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