Current Events > friday night and im drunk, post itt and for a rating on my "will i fuck you

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Harpie
01/12/18 10:58:54 PM
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" scale

yep
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Gamer99z
01/12/18 10:59:18 PM
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Aren't you underage ._.
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C_Pain
01/12/18 10:59:22 PM
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leave us alone
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MrBobGray
01/12/18 10:59:46 PM
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But whats your criteria? What are you basing this on?
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CapnMuffin
01/12/18 11:00:00 PM
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Go home Darpie, you're hrunk.
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ssj3vegeta
01/12/18 11:01:14 PM
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:01:37 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Aren't you underage ._.

im 21 for all intents and purpouses

0/10 would not fuck because party pooper

C_Pain posted...
leave us alone

but but why ;~;

6/10 would fuck cause playing hard to get

MrBobGray posted...
But whats your criteria? What are you basing this on?

idk if yours a cool poster plus how cute you are

0/5 maybe fuck because insecure
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BignutzisBack
01/12/18 11:02:16 PM
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Stop calling people the N word on discord
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eggcorn
01/12/18 11:02:23 PM
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ok lets do this
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:02:32 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Go home Darpie, you're hrunk.

d. all of the above

10/10 would fuck i love muffins

ssj3vegeta posted...
post >_>

7/10 would fuck cause i wanna see your face
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Vyrulisse
01/12/18 11:02:48 PM
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AlCalavicci
01/12/18 11:03:16 PM
#13:


My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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solosnake
01/12/18 11:03:22 PM
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Damn, Harpie is drunk and dtf
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ssj3vegeta
01/12/18 11:03:52 PM
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Harpie posted...
7/10 would fuck cause i wanna see your face

wow you really are hella drunk huh
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ImaAskAQuestion
01/12/18 11:04:09 PM
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Old picture of me, but please be kind....

x6IxCoj
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:04:19 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Stop calling people the N word on discord

no i wont, you fuckin nipple

-Gavirulax- posted...
I like you if only because of how much you upset the usual types on here. <3

10/10 would fuck if you werent gay :(

also thanks ily <333

eggcorn posted...
ok lets do this

2/10 would not fuck eggs and corn are gross
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RockRapDubstep
01/12/18 11:04:55 PM
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Harpie posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Aren't you underage ._.

im 21 for all intents and purpouses

0/10 would not fuck because party pooper

But the nips tho
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LinksLiege
01/12/18 11:04:57 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Go home Darpie, you're hrunk.

Drunkposting on CE is always good.
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solosnake
01/12/18 11:06:00 PM
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We could make millions if we filmed a bunch of CEmen running a train on harpe tbh
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Vyrulisse
01/12/18 11:06:05 PM
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:06:40 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Heyyyy

9/10 would fuck because youre hot

AlCalavicci posted...
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

11/10 would fuck cause i love the bad boys

ssj3vegeta posted...
Harpie posted...
7/10 would fuck cause i wanna see your face

wow you really are hella drunk huh

just a lil ^^

ImaAskAQuestion posted...
Old picture of me, but please be kind....

x6IxCoj

6/10 would fuck but barely because souless eyes but otherwise hot
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eggcorn
01/12/18 11:07:08 PM
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Harpie posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Stop calling people the N word on discord

no i wont, you fuckin nipple

-Gavirulax- posted...
I like you if only because of how much you upset the usual types on here. <3

10/10 would fuck if you werent gay :(

also thanks ily <333

eggcorn posted...
ok lets do this

2/10 would not fuck eggs and corn are gross

what about acorns tho
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ImaAskAQuestion
01/12/18 11:07:39 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qPmGMfMdWA


Harpie right now holy crap


I see your "I wanna fuck something" and raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/12/18 11:07:44 PM
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What are you drinking?? Better be some heavy shit.
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 11:07:59 PM
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Uh are you ok?
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:08:07 PM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
Harpie posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Aren't you underage ._.

im 21 for all intents and purpouses

0/10 would not fuck because party pooper

But the nips tho

oh yeah i change to 12/10 would fuck your brains out cause hella good nips

LinksLiege posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Go home Darpie, you're hrunk.

Drunkposting on CE is always good.

10/10 would fuck because youre a supportive bae
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Reis
01/12/18 11:08:21 PM
#30:


Shut the fuck up TC
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BlackHorse6969
01/12/18 11:08:27 PM
#31:


youre just like your father
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:10:35 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Harpie posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Stop calling people the N word on discord

no i wont, you fuckin nipple

-Gavirulax- posted...
I like you if only because of how much you upset the usual types on here. <3

10/10 would fuck if you werent gay :(

also thanks ily <333

eggcorn posted...
ok lets do this

2/10 would not fuck eggs and corn are gross

what about acorns tho

im wet

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What are you drinking?? Better be some heavy shit.

sipping a jack daniels or whatever its called

SPICEH
also 10/10 would fuck because i genuinely like you

DezDroppedFreak posted...
Uh are you ok?

7/10 would fuck even though you have a gf
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Gamer99z
01/12/18 11:12:14 PM
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Harpie posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Aren't you underage ._.

im 21 for all intents and purpouses

0/10 would not fuck because party pooper

Not really trying to be a party pooper, I just wanted to make sure everything was alright and you didn't have too much or anything since you're presumably alone.
And I didn't want you to get modded lol.
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:12:46 PM
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solosnake posted...
We could make millions if we filmed a bunch of CEmen running a train on harpe tbh

i would be so down

Reis posted...
Shut the fuck up TC

fuck me first daddy

BlackHorse6969 posted...
youre just like your father

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9kZrOiqaKk

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KogaSteelfang
01/12/18 11:13:39 PM
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I feel like a creep for wanting to know the rating lol
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:14:25 PM
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posts pics ce i need something to soothe the eyes

maybe i'll post some pics back
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gatorsPENSbucs
01/12/18 11:14:44 PM
#38:


Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?
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BlackHorse6969
01/12/18 11:14:46 PM
#39:


there you go, boys. the real harpie has shown herself. her heaux form
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:16:39 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Harpie posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Aren't you underage ._.

im 21 for all intents and purpouses

0/10 would not fuck because party pooper

Not really trying to be a party pooper, I just wanted to make sure everything was alright and you didn't have too much or anything since you're presumably alone.
And I didn't want you to get modded lol.

ill be okay i promise <3333

KogaSteelfang posted...
I feel like a creep for wanting to know the rating lol

8/10 would fuck cause youre cute but not 10/10 because youre insecur le and itd rub off on me
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Kaname_Madoka
01/12/18 11:16:55 PM
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X9vhlzy
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littlebro07
01/12/18 11:17:18 PM
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Bishop9800
01/12/18 11:17:34 PM
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ImaAskAQuestion posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qPmGMfMdWA


Harpie right now holy crap


I see your "I wanna fuck something" and raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8


I see both of them and raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQPmxDB04Ps

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ImaAskAQuestion
01/12/18 11:17:45 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?

https://www.revenue.wi.gov/Pages/FAQs/ise-atundrg.aspx

Yes. Persons under age 21 may possess and consume alcohol beverages if they are with their parents, guardians or spouses of legal drinking age; but this is at the discretion of the licensee. The licensed premise may choose to prohibit consumption and possession of alcohol beverages by underage persons.

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Burnt_Puke82
01/12/18 11:17:56 PM
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Harpie posted...
sipping a jack daniels or whatever its called

That's what I'm drinking too. Pace yourself though cause you'll likely hit a wall soon.
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Kaname_Madoka
01/12/18 11:18:13 PM
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ImaAskAQuestion posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?

https://www.revenue.wi.gov/Pages/FAQs/ise-atundrg.aspx

Yes. Persons under age 21 may possess and consume alcohol beverages if they are with their parents, guardians or spouses of legal drinking age; but this is at the discretion of the licensee. The licensed premise may choose to prohibit consumption and possession of alcohol beverages by underage persons.

wow btfo
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_Rinku_
01/12/18 11:18:15 PM
#48:


gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?

She wouldn't be underage in almost any sensible country in the world.
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Harpie
01/12/18 11:19:34 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?

what's the problem bby D:

3/10 would not fuck because im not accepted

BlackHorse6969 posted...
there you go, boys. the real harpie has shown herself. her heaux form

ur just jelly cause i wouldnt fuck you
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ImaAskAQuestion
01/12/18 11:20:56 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
ImaAskAQuestion posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Underage admitting to drinking, which is illegal, but totally fine here....now if someone in a legal weed state says their high they get modded......?!?!?!?

https://www.revenue.wi.gov/Pages/FAQs/ise-atundrg.aspx

Yes. Persons under age 21 may possess and consume alcohol beverages if they are with their parents, guardians or spouses of legal drinking age; but this is at the discretion of the licensee. The licensed premise may choose to prohibit consumption and possession of alcohol beverages by underage persons.

wow btfo


Saw this on Reddit today.
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 11:21:30 PM
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No seriously. You good?
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Ryo_the_Inferno
01/12/18 11:23:06 PM
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I'm handsome and soon to be rich. A Nigerian prince owes me a favor.
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