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ForestLogic
01/14/18 8:40:18 PM
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Who would win in a fight, Australia or Texas?


Texas has guns but Australia has some of the deadliest animals on Earth.

Who wins in a no holds barred, good old fashioned brawlout?
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Ser_Jaker
01/14/18 8:41:41 PM
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If even the Australians can't defeat the Emus then I have no idea how Texas would survive.
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pieisthebest
01/14/18 8:42:17 PM
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Australia is both a country and a continent. Checkmate, Texas.
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ForestLogic
01/14/18 11:01:01 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
Australia is both a country and a continent. Checkmate, Texas.


This is a solid argument.
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TomNook20
01/14/18 11:02:13 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
Australia is both a country and a continent. Checkmate, Texas.


Texas is a state of mind. Checkmate Auzzies.
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KILBOTz
01/14/18 11:05:14 PM
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Australia has never lost to Santa Anna. So Australia.
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eggcorn
01/14/18 11:06:12 PM
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australia has riku firude lol
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Turbam
01/14/18 11:06:39 PM
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Texas stomps if they attack at night with the bright stars on their side
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KILBOTz
01/14/18 11:08:39 PM
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Turbam posted...
Texas stomps if they attack at night with the bright stars on their side


just makes it easier for australia to do night time bombing.
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ForestLogic
01/15/18 9:21:17 AM
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Jeeze this is a pretty even split!
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ChromaticAngel
01/15/18 9:28:48 AM
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Australia's wildlife murders the Texans in short order.
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Sami1000
01/15/18 9:29:22 AM
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What kind of fight? with guns, vehicles, military only or just every single person against against each other in fist fight or what?
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Doe
01/15/18 9:29:42 AM
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Fin_Dawg_004
01/15/18 9:30:46 AM
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look at all of the unpatriotic benedict arnolds here
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Cheater87
01/15/18 9:38:16 AM
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ForestLogic
01/15/18 12:00:45 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
What kind of fight? with guns, vehicles, military only or just every single person against against each other in fist fight or what?


Each team has everything that exists in their land at their disposal. No help from the military, but people all have their own vehicles and weapons.
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CreekCo
01/15/18 11:22:41 PM
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Probably Texas if you're talking about people. However, the Aussies have those darn aforementioned Emus... I guess a draw? I think an emu and a kangaroo could probably handle a chupacabra lol.
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GiftedACIII
01/15/18 11:24:58 PM
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The Texans would slaughter the people who are too afraid to show blood on TV but would lose to the animals.
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Forlorn_Ass
01/15/18 11:27:06 PM
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Australia is fucking SJWy and they ban anything mildly offensive idek what they would fight with.
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Unsugarized_Foo
01/15/18 11:28:16 PM
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The Chinese win
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008Zulu
01/16/18 12:10:44 AM
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Australia has something far more dangerous than guns, we have Bogans.
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BB mofo
01/16/18 12:31:06 AM
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Texas' outlaws were samurai of the Old West who could draw their guns in the blink of an eye and kill 3 men before the first body hit the ground.

Australia's top outlaw needed a suit of armor and twin pistols to be threatening.
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bevan306
01/16/18 12:37:19 AM
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Texans look pretty fat and soft, we could take them
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PMarth2002
01/16/18 12:53:29 AM
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pieisthebest posted...
Australia is both a country and a continent. Checkmate, Texas.


Texas has a population of almost 28 million, Austrailia has just under 25 million.
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BB mofo
01/16/18 1:07:58 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
pieisthebest posted...
Australia is both a country and a continent. Checkmate, Texas.


Texas has a population of almost 28 million, Austrailia has just under 25 million.


Besides, you don't bring knives to a gun fight even if they are big.
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Tmk
01/16/18 1:26:34 AM
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People going on about ooh, Australian wildlife is scary and they have to deal with it!

You know what Texans have to deal with? Other Texans.

My vote is Texas.

Also does Australia get many natural disasters? Because I remember browsing imgur back when that recent hurricane hit and seeing this: http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/36/64/57/8080368/12/920x920.jpg

So I mean, Australia's got crazy stuff living there, but has Australia ever had their city flooded and with sharks in the streets?
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ForestLogic
01/16/18 10:46:45 AM
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Tmk posted...
People going on about ooh, Australian wildlife is scary and they have to deal with it!

You know what Texans have to deal with? Other Texans.

My vote is Texas.

Also does Australia get many natural disasters? Because I remember browsing imgur back when that recent hurricane hit and seeing this: http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/36/64/57/8080368/12/920x920.jpg

So I mean, Australia's got crazy stuff living there, but has Australia ever had their city flooded and with sharks in the streets?


Hahahahaha I want to believe that's fake because it's too good to be true.
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