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Pepys Monster
01/17/18 9:47:53 PM
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I was thinking about this today, and I think I would marry my petite, skinny 20 y/o brunette friend. She said I was really handsome before. I bet she would be happy with me.
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MixedRaceBaby
01/17/18 9:48:08 PM
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my girlfriend.
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Reis
01/17/18 9:48:56 PM
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Your mom, so you can call me daddy
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DoctorVader
01/17/18 9:49:03 PM
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Wat?
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FreshOverlord
01/17/18 9:49:21 PM
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I want a girl that looks EXACTLY like Yukiko Maya from Saki.

But of course, since girls that perfect don't exist, I'll go to Japan and see if any of them gravure idols wants some Gaijin money
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WilliamPorygon
01/17/18 9:49:40 PM
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Nobody, because they'd divorce me and take half my money.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/17/18 9:49:53 PM
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Nobody. That money is mine and mine only.
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Gamer99z
01/17/18 9:50:13 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Nobody, because they'd divorce me and take half my money.

Just get a prenup.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/17/18 9:54:23 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Nobody, because they'd divorce me and take half my money.

Just get a prenup.


Fuck that. I can't be bothered with doin stuff now that i've won the lottery.
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King Rial
01/17/18 9:56:53 PM
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No one. I've never lived up a bachelor's life or sewed any wild oats. So I'd probably live it up for quite some time, and then I'd die.
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ilovu
01/17/18 9:57:48 PM
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nobody. I would have sex with hundreds of beautiful women instead
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Anony1125
01/17/18 9:59:09 PM
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Nobody. I doubt anyone would want me even if I were rich.
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Pepys Monster
01/17/18 10:00:18 PM
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ilovu posted...
nobody. I would have sex with hundreds of beautiful women instead

Would that really be fulfilling?
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Ultima Dragon
01/17/18 10:04:32 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
ilovu posted...
nobody. I would have sex with hundreds of beautiful women instead

Would that really be fulfilling?


Marriage/relationships aren't really all that once the honeymoon period is over. Gotta keep chasing that dopamine rush, baby. >_>
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ssj3vegeta_
01/17/18 10:05:49 PM
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_Rinku_
01/17/18 10:05:58 PM
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No one...? Marriage is for chumps.
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_KGC_
01/17/18 10:06:04 PM
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You
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Kanaya413
01/17/18 10:09:40 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
Nobody. I doubt anyone would want me even if I were rich.

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Anony1125
01/17/18 10:19:17 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Anony1125 posted...
Nobody. I doubt anyone would want me even if I were rich.


Hey, let's get married.
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Verdekal
01/17/18 10:20:54 PM
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They'd just divorce me and take half my money.
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gatorsPENSbucs
01/17/18 10:21:19 PM
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Zack_Attackv1
01/17/18 10:21:39 PM
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*Byakuya Togami scoff*
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Havik
01/17/18 10:22:18 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nobody. That money is mine and mine only.

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Offworlder1
01/17/18 10:24:59 PM
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Likely marry my girlfriends, have our children, and create college funds for the kids. We are pretty well off now so that big money would be used for minor upgrades and perhaps to create a business.

Not much would change except we could have more of the things we enjoy.
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Patchwork
01/17/18 10:39:48 PM
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Honestly, probably no one. No one I've met, anyway.
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King Rial
01/18/18 12:42:01 AM
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@Offworlder1 posted...
marry my girlfriends

Polygamist, eh? How many?
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MabusIncarnate
01/18/18 12:43:25 AM
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I bet I could buy a quality porn star
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 12:44:02 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I bet I could buy a quality porn star

To marry or to bang?
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King Rial
01/18/18 12:45:34 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I bet I could buy a quality porn star


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KainWind
01/18/18 12:48:06 AM
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Why get married when I suddenly have the time and resources to play all the games I want?
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Lordgold666
01/18/18 12:48:20 AM
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Nobody, im takin it to the grave!
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voldothegr8
01/18/18 12:49:43 AM
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I would get divorced, take my half, and bang high class hookers to my hearts content.
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 12:51:39 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I would get divorced, take my half, and bang high class hookers to my hearts content.

So you don't love your wife? That's sad.
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voldothegr8
01/18/18 12:55:34 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I would get divorced, take my half, and bang high class hookers to my hearts content.

So you don't love your wife? That's sad.

Oh I do, but I'd have the kind of money to pursue other loves she might take issue with, which isn't fair to her. So it's only right to end it.
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 12:56:32 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I would get divorced, take my half, and bang high class hookers to my hearts content.

So you don't love your wife? That's sad.

Oh I do, but I'd have the kind of money to pursue other loves she might take issue with, which isn't fair to her. So it's only right to end it.

Then you don't love her. That's bullshit.
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Offworlder1
01/18/18 1:34:39 AM
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@King_Rial

Only two, we all love each other and have made this work for almost a full year now.
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008Zulu
01/18/18 2:09:28 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I bet she would be happy with me.

With you, or the money you just won?
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Pepys Monster
01/18/18 2:31:34 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I bet she would be happy with me.

With you, or the money you just won?

Thats something I was thinking about. A lot of other girls might only be interested in the money and not even really like me. But I could see her being happy with me.
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thronedfire2
01/18/18 2:41:33 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I would get divorced, take my half, and bang high class hookers to my hearts content.

So you don't love your wife? That's sad.

Oh I do, but I'd have the kind of money to pursue other loves she might take issue with, which isn't fair to her. So it's only right to end it.

Then you don't love her. That's bullshit.


loving someone at one point doesn't mean you have to love them forever
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Vita_Aeterna
01/18/18 2:48:12 AM
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Any decent looking, well mannered, intelligent, caring, honest and compassionate woman that would have me. Would probably never bring up that I'm a billionaire/millionaire. Might pretend that I'm middle class though. I wouldn't want to have a relationship based on a lie from either side so I'd make sure that I would not flaunt my money but rather live a frugal, and comfortably instead of a opulent life.
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Kajagogo
01/18/18 2:54:27 AM
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Nobody, because I don't want to ever get married.
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Delta_Force
01/18/18 3:10:45 AM
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That chick I saw the other day that looked hot.
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GS4Life
01/18/18 3:11:04 AM
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Most likely no one. My one exception would be my high school crush because I know what motivates her and she would never hook up with someone for money.
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01/18/18 3:12:45 AM
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JosefuJustice11
01/18/18 3:15:31 AM
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There's only one person I would've ever married. I know there is no chance of it ever happening now since I screwed that relationship up years ago, like I always do.
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Mistere Man
01/18/18 3:21:55 AM
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Nobody

I would most likely give the money to my family as I dont need it.
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TheJBD
01/18/18 3:24:50 AM
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No one.
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exitwound5480
01/18/18 4:08:52 AM
#48:


A sandwich making sex robot.
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JosefuJustice11
01/18/18 5:02:20 AM
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I'm not usually one to voice my problems or take them to CE, but it seems like no matter what I do, no matter what I try, something's constantly reminding me of what I've lost and fucked up in life. The would keeps bleeding and it fucking hurts.

You don't know how jealous I get when I see people happy together and enjoying their lives. I know everyone isn't destined to have a great life, but why did I get dealt such a shitty hand? Why do I have to keep on suffering through this agony, day after day??

No one ever gives me an answer, no one ever bothers to listen. I've been running fools errand thinking I can fix my life and solve everything on my own. Everyone keeps Leaning on me like I'm a rock that's hard as steel, like I can handle anything and everything, like I've got every solution to everything, like I'll never break. I can't do it anymore, II haven't got it in me anymore.

I wish someone could understand that I'm tired of being played, used, and thrown away all the time like I was nothing. That it's caused me to feel so alone and depressed in the world, to think twice about everything someone says or does. I've put up a stone wall barrier around me because I feel like I can trust no one. I want to actually be happy and content for once.

I don't expect anyone to say anything, not do I expect any sympathy. I just needed to say this somewhere.
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DemonBuffet
01/18/18 5:16:01 AM
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Gianna Michaels and make her quit porn and just do me instead.
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