Current Events > Bill Gates shows up at your doorstep and offers you $1B to be his ass slave.
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Kitt 01/18/18 12:50:27 AM #1: |
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King Rial 01/18/18 12:51:02 AM #2: |
Deal.
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KILBOTz 01/18/18 12:51:08 AM #3: |
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KainWind 01/18/18 12:51:35 AM #4: |
What's a slave gonna do with a billion dollars?
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Zack_Attackv1 01/18/18 12:54:11 AM #6: |
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Vicious_Dios 01/18/18 12:56:11 AM #7: |
No.
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gguirao 01/18/18 1:02:34 AM #8: |
No deal.
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KStateKing17 01/18/18 1:03:21 AM #9: |
He seems like he'd be pretty tame.
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voldothegr8 01/18/18 1:04:04 AM #10: |
What does being an ass slave entail?
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Ryo_the_Inferno 01/18/18 1:06:06 AM #11: |
I can only imagine that this means he'll force you to poop for him for the rest of his life. It'll require some kind of crazy surgery.
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008Zulu 01/18/18 2:13:36 AM #12: |
No deal. If I'm his slave, he owns everything I do. Therefore, you'd become his slave for free.
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JosefuJustice11 01/18/18 2:45:12 AM #13: |
I can't imagine why anyone would pass up that kind of dough, regardless of what gets forced inside your ass.
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Azardea 01/18/18 2:49:18 AM #14: |
I'd do quite literally anything for a billion.
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Krystalcyanide 01/18/18 2:49:23 AM #15: |
nope I value my rectum virginity
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King Rial 01/18/18 11:42:55 AM #16: |
The billion dollars is free. Slavery is illegal, and so is paying for sex. So he couldn't enforce the contract. You get the money and then never contact him again. If he keeps contacting you, sue him. Make sure to get as much of this recorded as possible, too.
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tamashii 01/18/18 11:47:05 AM #18: |
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PMarth2002 01/18/18 11:49:44 AM #19: |
Can't really make the decision without knowing what he expects out of an ass slave.
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Havik 01/18/18 11:55:35 AM #20: |
I can't be bought.
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FF_Redux 01/18/18 12:10:16 PM #21: |
He ain't even cute
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