Poll of the Day > You declare thermonuclear war on Canada

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TheWorstPoster 01/18/18 11:04:44 PM #1:	What do you do next? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:894339513] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>What do you do next?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/18/18 11:31:29 PM #2:	Get committed, probably. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:894340857] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Get committed, probably.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanonsSpirit 01/18/18 11:40:41 PM #3:	Get a job, welcher. --- http://i.imgur.com/tsQUpxC.jpg Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>GanonsSpirit posted [p:894341318] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Get a job, welcher.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 01/19/18 12:02:57 AM #4:	Yeah, I wouldn't do that. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:894342318] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I wouldn't do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 01/19/18 12:04:55 AM #5:	Golden Road posted... Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Yes you would <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:894342398] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote><cite>Golden Road posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I wouldn't do that.</quote> Yes you would</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 01/19/18 12:08:45 AM #6:	TheWorstPoster posted... Golden Road posted... Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Yes you would Well, if you're controlling me, and I'm unable to control my own actions, you tell me what I do next. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:894342566] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Golden Road posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I wouldn't do that.</quote> Yes you would</quote> Well, if you're controlling me, and I'm unable to control my own actions, you tell me what I do next.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 01/19/18 1:34:57 AM #7:	Use my dual citizenship to get the fuck out of here quickly. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:894346329] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Use my dual citizenship to get the fuck out of here quickly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkknight109 01/19/18 1:40:23 AM #8:	Shrug, because I am not in control of any government or armed forces, nor do I actually posses any nuclear weapons, so my declaration of war is effectively meaningless. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:894346488] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Shrug, because I am not in control of any government or armed forces, nor do I actually posses any nuclear weapons, so my declaration of war is effectively meaningless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 01/19/18 2:50:26 AM #9:	Step 1) Put X in the center square. Step 2) Make it play itself. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:894348763] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Step 1) Put X in the center square. Step 2) Make it play itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Red_Frog 01/19/18 3:49:15 AM #10:	I'm going to need to ramp up my military expenditure quickly. I'm not sure what Canada is up to, as I have no spies active in the region, but I know for a fact I don't currently own any thermonuclear weapons. <cite>Red_Frog posted [p:894350365] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to need to ramp up my military expenditure quickly. I'm not sure what Canada is up to, as I have no spies active in the region, but I know for a fact I don't currently own any thermonuclear weapons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 01/19/18 3:49:38 AM #11:	Commit fully to it. Ain't no way I can welch out of it now just by apologising or something. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:894350373] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Commit fully to it. Ain't no way I can welch out of it now just by apologising or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 01/19/18 5:31:51 AM #12:	Let the rest of Civ V or whatever, at this point, play out, and hope that, in this game's doomed world nearing the end of days, a certain welcher that nobody likes for a long list of reasons would finally, maybe, get a fucking job. Then that world can end, and everyone can [uhh... after-live?] happily ever after. --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:894352796] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Let the rest of Civ V or whatever, at this point, play out, and hope that, in this game's doomed world nearing the end of days, a certain welcher that nobody likes for a long list of reasons would finally, maybe, get a fucking job. Then that world can end, and everyone can [uhh... after-live?] happily ever after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 01/19/18 5:33:20 AM #13:	I send you to the front lines, Nathan. Time to pay your country back. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:894352832] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>I send you to the front lines, Nathan. Time to pay your country back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SinisterSlay 01/19/18 11:27:56 AM #14:	Look up targets and notice that all the prime targets are right next to American cities. Then aim for Quebec. --- He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent! - Brother Silence <cite>SinisterSlay posted [p:894365107] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Look up targets and notice that all the prime targets are right next to American cities. Then aim for Quebec.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 01/19/18 11:46:47 AM #15:	Backpedal immediately for the same reason I wouldn't set fire to the neighbor's apartment. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:894366153] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>Backpedal immediately for the same reason I wouldn't set fire to the neighbor's apartment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 01/19/18 11:47:18 AM #16:	Entity13 posted... Let the rest of Civ V or whatever, at this point, play out, and hope that, in this game's doomed world nearing the end of days, a certain welcher that nobody likes for a long list of reasons would finally, maybe, get a fucking job. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:894366179] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote><cite>Entity13 posted...</cite> <quote>Let the rest of Civ V or whatever, at this point, play out, and hope that, in this game's doomed world nearing the end of days, a certain welcher that nobody likes for a long list of reasons would finally, maybe, get a fucking job. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cougre 01/19/18 11:59:01 AM #17:	I'd convince the launch computer to play tic-tac-toe with itself until it decided to abort the launch. Then I'd unplug it and push it into a corner. --- To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. - Mark Twain, 1868 <cite>cougre posted [p:894366845] in You declar... [t:76217627]...</cite> <quote>I'd convince the launch computer to play tic-tac-toe with itself until it decided to abort the launch. Then I'd unplug it and push it into a corner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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