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Tadamoto38
01/25/18 6:37:58 PM
#102:


DarthAragorn posted...
Conflict posted...
Why on God's green earth would you tell a girl you're trying to date that you don't support gay people

because he's a gimmick and his gimmick would end if he got laid

I'm not a gimmick. It's my religion. She told me to tell her about myself. There was no point in lying. It just would've caused problems down the road.
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Dragonblade01
01/25/18 6:38:51 PM
#103:


Like clockwork.
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treewojima
01/25/18 6:39:12 PM
#104:


Shocker
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Funkydog
01/25/18 6:40:09 PM
#105:


Fucking lol

You had an almost set thing and you found the one-way to fuck yourself over.

No one to blame but yourself
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KookyDetective
01/25/18 6:43:51 PM
#108:


Down what road I thought she just wanted to fuck
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 6:46:49 PM
#109:


I didn't know you were religious. I think church might be a good place for you to meet women. Have you tried that?
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Axiom
01/25/18 6:47:22 PM
#110:


CrimsonRage posted...
LMAO

I said you'd have to really try to screw this up and you brought your A game to screwing up.

And all is right with the world. TC getting laid is a clear sign of the apocalypse
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Tadamoto38
01/25/18 6:50:24 PM
#111:


Pepys Monster posted...
I didn't know you were religious. I think church might be a good place for you to meet women. Have you tried that?

Yes. But most women in church are married already.
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electricbugs2
01/25/18 7:09:47 PM
#112:


Ha ha ha...

Pathetic ending.

Just as predicted.
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thelovefist
01/25/18 7:13:33 PM
#113:


I can't imagine anyone thinking TC isn't a gimmick.
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MC_BatCommander
01/25/18 7:14:21 PM
#114:


Tadamoto38 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Conflict posted...
Why on God's green earth would you tell a girl you're trying to date that you don't support gay people

because he's a gimmick and his gimmick would end if he got laid

I'm not a gimmick. It's my religion. She told me to tell her about myself. There was no point in lying. It just would've caused problems down the road.


bullshit
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Tadamoto38
01/25/18 7:16:08 PM
#115:


I'm actually not all that upset about this because I didn't like her that much anyway. I was more heartbroken over Alexis
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Eevee-Trainer
01/25/18 7:25:51 PM
#116:


Damn you really had me going for like 80 posts
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 7:36:47 PM
#117:


Tadamoto38 posted...
I'm actually not all that upset about this because I didn't like her that much anyway. I was more heartbroken over Alexis

Makes sense, Alexis was better-looking. But hey, at least you got to make out with a girl. That's more than most of this board will ever achieve.
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Anony1125
01/25/18 7:45:18 PM
#118:


Keep your head up, tad, it's all about what you learn. Now you know that it can be dangerous to tell a prospective squeeze that you don't like gay people.
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Tadamoto38
01/25/18 8:03:56 PM
#119:


Pepys Monster posted...
Makes sense, Alexis was better-looking. But hey, at least you got to make out with a girl. That's more than most of this board will ever achieve.

Lol thanks man. That's true.
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iClockwork
01/25/18 8:11:54 PM
#120:


Tadamoto38 posted...
I'm not a gimmick. It's my religion. She told me to tell her about myself. There was no point in lying. It just would've caused problems down the road.

Dude just dump a load in her and bounce. wtf...
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C_Pain
01/25/18 8:13:52 PM
#121:


LMAO beautifully crafted story man

great troll topic
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yanksmtm
01/25/18 8:36:52 PM
#122:


Yessss i was waiting for the obvious meltdown! Didn't disappoint!
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BignutzisBack
01/25/18 8:38:20 PM
#123:


Tadamoto38 posted...
Well guys it's over. I completely blew it. Basically she asked me to tell her everything about me. So I did. I poured my heart out. I told her a was virgin, never had a girlfriend before, didn't support gay people, was lonely and wanted to be married and have a family, etc. Here was her response:

lfprxok

So I was friendzoned again.


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electricbugs2
01/25/18 8:42:28 PM
#125:


Conflict posted...
Oh you gullible gullible child

I feel sorry for the guys stuck in the 2007 Hubbin/Butters era of CE where everyone was a fat dork who wouldn't have women take to them if they rolled up to a nightclub in a Ferrari.

More women for all the actually attractive people from the selfie topics I guess lmao.
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CharlesBronson
01/25/18 8:45:33 PM
#126:


what do you look like
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Tadamoto38
01/25/18 8:56:28 PM
#127:


CharlesBronson posted...
what do you look like

I'm average looking brown skinned guy. Conflict has seen my picture.
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Carlbertomfg
01/25/18 8:57:46 PM
#128:


Tadamoto38 posted...
CharlesBronson posted...
what do you look like

I'm average looking brown skinned guy. Conflict has seen my picture.

He's the new bull.
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GODTIER
01/25/18 8:59:06 PM
#129:


You'll get them next time TC
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Vyrulisse
01/25/18 9:12:10 PM
#130:


Good luck on the next one, Tad. You'll get there someday.
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 9:32:35 PM
#131:


electricbugs2 posted...
Conflict posted...
Oh you gullible gullible child

I feel sorry for the guys stuck in the 2007 Hubbin/Butters era of CE where everyone was a fat dork who wouldn't have women take to them if they rolled up to a nightclub in a Ferrari.

More women for all the actually attractive people from the selfie topics I guess lmao.

Most people on CE are too afraid to speak to a woman, let alone get kissed by one.
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electricbugs2
01/25/18 9:37:05 PM
#133:


Conflict posted...
Nah that's just you projecting

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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 9:39:42 PM
#134:


Conflict posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Conflict posted...
Oh you gullible gullible child

I feel sorry for the guys stuck in the 2007 Hubbin/Butters era of CE where everyone was a fat dork who wouldn't have women take to them if they rolled up to a nightclub in a Ferrari.

More women for all the actually attractive people from the selfie topics I guess lmao.

Most people on CE are too afraid to speak to a woman, let alone get kissed by one.


Nah that's just you projecting. Even Bryon25 is better off than you two.

Nope. If anything, I have some of the best game on this board. I actually go out and mingle with girls instead of playing video games on Friday nights.
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electricbugs2
01/25/18 9:40:31 PM
#135:


Pepys Monster posted...
Nope. If anything, I have some of the best game on this board. I actually go out and mingle with girls instead of playing video games on Friday nights.

Same homie, again, your projecting if you think the board is that atrocious with women.
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 9:50:09 PM
#136:


electricbugs2 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nope. If anything, I have some of the best game on this board. I actually go out and mingle with girls instead of playing video games on Friday nights.

Same homie, again, your projecting if you think the board is that atrocious with women.

No, this board really is.
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electricbugs2
01/25/18 9:50:50 PM
#137:


Speak for yourself.
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jumi
01/25/18 9:54:34 PM
#138:


"I don't support gay people because I'm soooooooooooo religious." *proceeds to try to have premarital sex on first date*

Your religion is just an excuse.
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Zikten
01/25/18 9:55:20 PM
#139:


at least you got to make out. if the story is real, that is
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Terra-enforcer
01/25/18 9:57:30 PM
#140:


Wait you told her you wanted kids wtf

Can't just wait to find a relationship that actually works first? I feel bad for TC but it's like you're doing this to yourself without realizing it.
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DarthAragorn
01/25/18 10:01:56 PM
#142:


It's almost like it's a gimmick
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Ultima Dragon
01/25/18 10:06:17 PM
#143:


You actually seem like you have a decent amount of confidence and aren't real afraid of rejection which I guess is okay. You need to also learn from your experiences too though.

You've probably heard this so many times by now, but you should keep your personal shit to yourself. Especially anything that is self-pitying because that will instantly turn off any woman no matter who she is. No more pouring your heart out, complaining about how dating is unfair and how you always get rejected, don't even bring up the fact that you're a virgin unless she directly asks you (then it's better to be honest than try to lie about it). Also no on the controversial opinions, lol. Don't need to lie or try to hide who you are, but there are some things that just don't need to be discussed even in the context of a long-term relationship.

Just let her get to know you a bit in person the natural way, keep texting and online shit to a minimum.
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MelzezDoor
01/25/18 10:22:05 PM
#144:


Respect for Tadamoto.

You're either admirably persistent in the face of constant failure or the greatest troll with the most convincing gimmick ever.

Either way color me impressed.
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Rob Cesternino
01/25/18 10:28:37 PM
#145:


lol @ this topic
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LJRENEGADE
01/25/18 10:48:02 PM
#146:


Why would you pour your heart out to her? I know she said tell you everything about yourself, but I think you told too many personal things too early. Plus not liking gay people or anything like that will probably be a deal breaker for a lot of girls. If you're really religious and won't change that, at least say you don't agree with it because of your religion but respect peoples' choices or something.

Anyway, I don't know why people say this board is full of ugly virgins. From what I've seen, there's plenty of attractive people here and people who have normal social skills, not everyone is a weirdo guy. And I mean anyone saying that is here too, so they'd be implying that about themselves?
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thronedfire2
01/25/18 10:48:58 PM
#147:


if you're using religion as an excuse to not like gay people why are you trying to fuck before marriage?
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Pepys Monster
01/25/18 10:53:14 PM
#148:


LJRENEGADE posted...
Anyway, I don't know why people say this board is full of ugly virgins. From what I've seen, there's plenty of attractive people here and people who have normal social skills, not everyone is a weirdo guy. And I mean anyone saying that is here too, so they'd be implying that about themselves?

I'm one of the most socially skilled guys here, and even I'm weird. I can't imagine how weird the guys who never go out are.
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Carlbertomfg
01/25/18 11:11:04 PM
#150:


Everything about these threads are cyclical. I mean we're seeing the same two girls on loop right? I expect reruns when I'm watching cops. Not CE.

Pre-edit edit. Wtf am I saying. It's the same thing daily.
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LJRENEGADE
01/25/18 11:15:04 PM
#151:


Pepys Monster posted...
I can't imagine how weird the guys who never go out are.

Surely the guys who never leave the house are the minority.
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