Poll of the Day > My pistachio has a dead meal worm in it

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Grendel 01/21/18 2:38:12 AM #1:	This happens so often that California just can't be trusted to properly vet their pistachios. Maybe it's time to open up the Iranian pistachios industry to the US and see if they actually know what they're doing. <cite>Grendel posted [p:894476696] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>This happens so often that California just can't be trusted to properly vet their pistachios. Maybe it's time to open up the Iranian pistachios industry to the US and see if they actually know what they're doing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/21/18 2:39:24 AM #2:	One time I had a living maggot in my Reeses peanut butter cup <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:894476739] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>One time I had a living maggot in my Reeses peanut butter cup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 2:40:26 AM #3:	MICHALECOLE posted... One time I had a living maggot in my Reeses peanut butter cup I don't know how that's even possible, but I admit I don't know how tough maggots are, maybe they're competitive with tardigrades. <cite>Grendel posted [p:894476772] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>One time I had a living maggot in my Reeses peanut butter cup</quote> I don't know how that's even possible, but I admit I don't know how tough maggots are, maybe they're competitive with tardigrades.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/21/18 2:42:42 AM #4:	Idk but I didnt eat a Reeses for a really long time after that Im over it now though and I love them again <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:894476862] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>Idk but I didnt eat a Reeses for a really long time after that Im over it now though and I love them again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 2:43:10 AM #5:	lol 'murican food standards are garbage. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894476876] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>lol 'murican food standards are garbage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 2:45:06 AM #6:	Kyuubi4269 posted... lol 'murican food standards are garbage. We export these pistachios literally all over the world though, so ENJOY OUR MEALWORMS. In fact I think the only country that beats us in pistachio exports is Iran. <cite>Grendel posted [p:894476953] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>lol 'murican food standards are garbage.</quote> We export these pistachios literally all over the world though, so ENJOY OUR MEALWORMS. In fact I think the only country that beats us in pistachio exports is Iran.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 01/21/18 2:45:31 AM #7:	There was probably a tear in the packaging of the Reese's. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:894476972] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>There was probably a tear in the packaging of the Reese's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 2:48:59 AM #8:	Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... lol 'murican food standards are garbage. We export these pistachios literally all over the world though, so ENJOY OUR MEALWORMS. In fact I think the only country that beats us in pistachio exports is Iran. We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. A perfect example of 'murican incompetence is that US eggs have to be chilled to avoid salmonella while UK eggs are never refridgerated as they're actually tested for disease. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894477060] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>lol 'murican food standards are garbage.</quote> We export these pistachios literally all over the world though, so ENJOY OUR MEALWORMS. In fact I think the only country that beats us in pistachio exports is Iran.</quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. A perfect example of 'murican incompetence is that US eggs have to be chilled to avoid salmonella while UK eggs are never refridgerated as they're actually tested for disease.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 01/21/18 2:49:51 AM #9:	Eat it <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:894477083] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>Eat it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 2:50:35 AM #10:	Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you <cite>Grendel posted [p:894477115] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 01/21/18 2:58:09 AM #11:	One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:894477330] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:13:59 AM #12:	Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894477764] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you</quote> They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:14:32 AM #13:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least. What country do you live in? <cite>Grendel posted [p:894477778] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you</quote> They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least.</quote> What country do you live in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:19:43 AM #14:	Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least. What country do you live in? The United Kingdom, your god damn daddy. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894477899] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you</quote> They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least.</quote> What country do you live in?</quote> The United Kingdom, your god damn daddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:26:02 AM #15:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least. What country do you live in? The United Kingdom, your god damn daddy. My daddy is from Germany <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478040] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote> We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> Next time you go to a grocery store look for this brand: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PM2huGQ5L._SY550_.jpg If you have them then I have bad news for you</quote> They aren't at my local supermarket at the very least.</quote> What country do you live in?</quote> The United Kingdom, your god damn daddy.</quote> My daddy is from Germany</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:27:50 AM #16:	also I have bad news for you https://emea.wonderfulpistachios.com/en/stores/uk.unitedkingdom.html <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478088] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>also I have bad news for you https://emea.wonderfulpistachios.com/en/stores/uk.unitedkingdom.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:31:19 AM #17:	Grendel posted... also I have bad news for you https://emea.wonderfulpistachios.com/en/stores/uk.unitedkingdom.html And like I said: Kyuubi4269 posted... We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit. If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894478174] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote>also I have bad news for you https://emea.wonderfulpistachios.com/en/stores/uk.unitedkingdom.html</quote> And like I said: <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>We test our incoming food so we don't have your shit.</quote> If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:32:31 AM #18:	Kyuubi4269 posted... If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in. Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS! <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478203] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in.</quote> Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:34:35 AM #19:	Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in. Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS! You do realise that a Honda Civic is different in Japan, which is different in Europe which is different in the US, right? That brand has to send better product for export to meet regulations. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894478248] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in.</quote> Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS!</quote> You do realise that a Honda Civic is different in Japan, which is different in Europe which is different in the US, right? That brand has to send better product for export to meet regulations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:35:26 AM #20:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in. Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS! You do realise that a Honda Civic is different in Japan, which is different in Europe which is different in the US, right? That brand has to send better product for export to meet regulations. You honestly think that pistachio company produces different products for the UK and the US? I guarantee you they just produce a product that meets whichever country has the stricter threshold. If you can't see why there might be a bit of a difference between quality control variations of a $20k car and a $10 bag of nuts I don't know what to tell you. <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478265] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>If it's in our shops, it's because it has been tested to not regularly have meal worms. You have packs of meal worms because the good ones are the only ones we'd allow in.</quote> Which means that particular brand meets your quota for not having mealworms which means your pistachios have exactly as many mealworms. OOPS!</quote> You do realise that a Honda Civic is different in Japan, which is different in Europe which is different in the US, right? That brand has to send better product for export to meet regulations.</quote> You honestly think that pistachio company produces different products for the UK and the US? I guarantee you they just produce a product that meets whichever country has the stricter threshold. If you can't see why there might be a bit of a difference between quality control variations of a $20k car and a $10 bag of nuts I don't know what to tell you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:41:30 AM #21:	Grendel posted... You honestly think that pistachio company produces different products for the UK and the US? I guarantee you they just produce a product that meets whichever country has the stricter threshold. If you can't see why there might be a bit of a difference between quality control variations of a $20k car and a $10 bag of nuts I don't know what to tell you. You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts for export and send nuts that don't meet the standard to the US public? It's less wasteful, stuff that would be ground down for animal feed here can be sold at a premium to you, it's cost effective. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894478408] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote>You honestly think that pistachio company produces different products for the UK and the US? I guarantee you they just produce a product that meets whichever country has the stricter threshold. If you can't see why there might be a bit of a difference between quality control variations of a $20k car and a $10 bag of nuts I don't know what to tell you.</quote> You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts for export and send nuts that don't meet the standard to the US public? It's less wasteful, stuff that would be ground down for animal feed here can be sold at a premium to you, it's cost effective.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:46:09 AM #22:	Kyuubi4269 posted... You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts Yes, you need an entirely different quality control processes to increase your quality control standards. Simply increasing those standards across the board is cheaper on bulk products than having separate pipelines for each of the 200 countries you export to. <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478514] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts</quote> Yes, you need an entirely different quality control processes to increase your quality control standards. Simply increasing those standards across the board is cheaper on bulk products than having separate pipelines for each of the 200 countries you export to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 3:51:16 AM #23:	Grendel posted... Kyuubi4269 posted... You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts Yes, you need an entirely different quality control processes to increase your quality control standards. Simply increasing those standards across the board is cheaper on bulk products than having separate pipelines for each of the 200 countries you export to. They have higher standards, they just choose to put the stuff they'd have to pay to dispose of in your bags so they can profit on waste product. Remember, all of Europe is held to the same standard. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894478626] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyuubi4269 posted...</cite> <quote>You honestly think it's difficult to package good nuts</quote> Yes, you need an entirely different quality control processes to increase your quality control standards. Simply increasing those standards across the board is cheaper on bulk products than having separate pipelines for each of the 200 countries you export to.</quote> They have higher standards, they just choose to put the stuff they'd have to pay to dispose of in your bags so they can profit on waste product. Remember, all of Europe is held to the same standard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grendel 01/21/18 3:57:20 AM #24:	You're also forgetting that eating irradiated, cooked mealworms isn't actually a health risk. It's gross, but having them doesn't put you at risk for disease. I will guarantee you that if you start eat American pistachios you're at a similar risk to encounter mealworms (can't speak for Iranian pistachios because I still don't think we can get them here unfortunately) <cite>Grendel posted [p:894478758] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>You're also forgetting that eating irradiated, cooked mealworms isn't actually a health risk. It's gross, but having them doesn't put you at risk for disease. I will guarantee you that if you start eat American pistachios you're at a similar risk to encounter mealworms (can't speak for Iranian pistachios because I still don't think we can get them here unfortunately)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/21/18 4:01:28 AM #25:	Grendel posted... You're also forgetting that eating irradiated, cooked mealworms isn't actually a health risk. It's gross, but having them doesn't put you at risk for disease. I will guarantee you that if you start eat American pistachios you're at a similar risk to encounter mealworms (can't speak for Iranian pistachios because I still don't think we can get them here unfortunately) Like I said, a meal worm in your pistachio doesn't meet acceptable levels of insect matter in food, as you know by your refusal to have them. It doesn't matter how healthy it is, it's still not to standard. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:894478841] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grendel posted...</cite> <quote>You're also forgetting that eating irradiated, cooked mealworms isn't actually a health risk. It's gross, but having them doesn't put you at risk for disease. I will guarantee you that if you start eat American pistachios you're at a similar risk to encounter mealworms (can't speak for Iranian pistachios because I still don't think we can get them here unfortunately)</quote> Like I said, a meal worm in your pistachio doesn't meet acceptable levels of insect matter in food, as you know by your refusal to have them. It doesn't matter how healthy it is, it's still not to standard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 01/21/18 5:16:50 AM #26:	I dunno about the UK, but here in Canada we open all the pistachios to check for mealworms, and then we glue them back together. --- I know it sounds kind of odd for me to say this about myself, but you should know that my mood changes with the wind. <cite>Nightengale posted [p:894480468] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote>I dunno about the UK, but here in Canada we open all the pistachios to check for mealworms, and then we glue them back together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 01/21/18 5:30:47 AM #27:	Nightengale posted... I dunno about the UK, but here in Canada we open all the pistachios to check for mealworms, and then we glue them back together. your a nut --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:894480715] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>I dunno about the UK, but here in Canada we open all the pistachios to check for mealworms, and then we glue them back together.</quote> your a nut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninja_lootz 01/21/18 6:26:11 AM #28:	Mead posted... One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit Awful, greedy creatures. If it were socially acceptable I would throw rocks at them. --- MY HELMET'S ON YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M NOT IN SPACE <cite>ninja_lootz posted [p:894481783] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit</quote> Awful, greedy creatures. If it were socially acceptable I would throw rocks at them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropic_Sunset 01/21/18 7:08:19 AM #29:	ninja_lootz posted... Mead posted... One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit Awful, greedy creatures. If it were socially acceptable I would throw rocks at them. --- "Nostalgia is a hell of a drug." -Magus 10 <cite>Tropic_Sunset posted [p:894482513] in My pistach... [t:76225481]...</cite> <quote><cite>ninja_lootz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>One time I fed a a seagull a Pringle through a window and it wanted another one so it started making itself look big and made a terrible squawking noise over and over and a bunch of other seagulls flew up to the window ledge and started doing the same thing and I was like oh shit</quote> Awful, greedy creatures. If it were socially acceptable I would throw rocks at them.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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