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OpheliaAdenade
01/22/18 5:29:29 PM
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buy you a drink? She won't take no for an answer either.

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Would you go along with it? Or would you make a run for it? Keep in mind she is probably strong enough to physically overpower you after a few drinks.
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glitteringfairy
01/22/18 5:32:13 PM
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Tell the bartender I need an adult
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MrNintendo1213
01/22/18 5:43:40 PM
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I would tell her the truth, that I don't drink.
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whitelytning
01/22/18 5:44:46 PM
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She is my favorite part of the Trump team. Not because she is hot...she isn't, but because of how ridiculously antagonistic she is. Its funny to watch the nonsense that always comes out of her while she maintains her constant bitch face and attacks the press for asking pretty straight forward questions. Its awesome.

She is good at what she does.
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OpheliaAdenade
01/22/18 5:47:40 PM
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whitelytning posted...
She is my favorite part of the Trump team. Not because she is hot...she isn't, but because of how ridiculously antagonistic she is. Its funny to watch the nonsense that always comes out of her while she maintains her constant bitch face and attacks the press for asking pretty straight forward questions. Its awesome.

She is good at what she does.


She's had that bitch face since she was a teenager. If looks could kill we'd all be dead:

QMHt6Dg

I just wanna know why one of her eyes grew larger as she got older. Is that a normal thing that happens? I'm gonna keep an eye on mine just in case...
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donkeyjack
01/22/18 6:05:12 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
buy you a drink? She won't take no for an answer either.

ceCXeDR

Would you go along with it? Or would you make a run for it? Keep in mind she is probably strong enough to physically overpower you after a few drinks.


I am smashing that.
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 6:06:26 PM
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I would tell him to fuck off.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/22/18 6:06:39 PM
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Im not assertive in those situations. Im as good as raped
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Carlbertomfg
01/22/18 6:07:05 PM
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I'd tell her to guard her rear cuz I'm about to penetrate her defenses.
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Sami1000
01/22/18 6:07:24 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
I would tell her the truth, that I don't drink.

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Link HT
01/22/18 6:07:36 PM
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I'll take that free drink thanks
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ssj3vegeta2
01/22/18 6:07:46 PM
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JE19426
01/22/18 6:07:53 PM
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I'd tell her she buy whatever she wants but I won't be drinking it.
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The Admiral
01/22/18 6:08:25 PM
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I'd go home and post #metoo on Facebook.
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Lorenzo_2003
01/22/18 6:15:21 PM
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The Admiral posted...
I'd go home and post #metoo on Facebook.


Nah, youre doing it wrong. Youre supposed to accept the drink, go back to her place and let her suck you off in hopes of getting a nice invite to the White House or maybe a job. When you wake up the next morning and feel really gross about it... THEN you go online and post #metoo.
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Xelltrix
01/22/18 6:16:54 PM
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Accept the drink and then pour it on the floor.
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JlM
01/22/18 6:22:01 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
whitelytning posted...
She is my favorite part of the Trump team. Not because she is hot...she isn't, but because of how ridiculously antagonistic she is. Its funny to watch the nonsense that always comes out of her while she maintains her constant bitch face and attacks the press for asking pretty straight forward questions. Its awesome.

She is good at what she does.


She's had that bitch face since she was a teenager. If looks could kill we'd all be dead:

QMHt6Dg

I just wanna know why one of her eyes grew larger as she got older. Is that a normal thing that happens? I'm gonna keep an eye on mine just in case...


Lol what the fuck? That's not her. That's Busy Phillips in a shot from Freaks And Geeks...? lol.
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OpheliaAdenade
01/22/18 6:24:48 PM
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JlM posted...
Lol what the f***? That's not her. That's Busy Phillips in a shot from Freaks And Geeks...? lol.


omg im so sorry Busy...
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Master_Bass
01/22/18 6:27:03 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
I would tell her the truth, that I don't drink.

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JlM
01/22/18 6:32:18 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
JlM posted...
Lol what the f***? That's not her. That's Busy Phillips in a shot from Freaks And Geeks...? lol.


omg im so sorry Busy...


xD. After this post I just looked them up together. Apparently Jon Cooper thought they were the same person and posted that picture in a tweet and Busy is NOT happy about it.
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