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FreshOverlord
01/24/18 5:39:05 PM
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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sao/images/6/6a/Kirito_completo_SAO.png/revision/latest?cb=20151016001232&path-prefix=es

You are supplied with 10 Kirito cosplays so you can wash some of them while still cosplaying as him.

For Sex you must at least have the upper garments, accessories and sword.

You can only take off the costume completely to shower.

You must wear it to social events. Basically, anywhere that requires clothes, you must have Kirito's outfit on

Deal or no Deal?
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TheMarthKoopa
01/24/18 5:42:37 PM
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Only if I can take a break at least for Christmas day
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FrenchCrunch
01/24/18 5:43:21 PM
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what if a place doesn't allow weapons? I'm not allowed in? i'd still take the deal, jw
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Dustin1280
01/24/18 5:44:53 PM
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I get 1 billion for this?

I mean I could retire off of 1 billion and become a recluse... I could send my wife on anything related to the outside...

Then when I HAVE to go to family gathering I can explain that I am 1 billion richer, but that is why I need to wear this costume.....

The most annoying part would be the sex thing but hey I have 1 billion so I guess I would be okay with that...
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BLAKUboy
01/24/18 5:46:09 PM
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Do I get immunity from any possible prosecutions from carrying a sword around everywhere?
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KILBOTz
01/24/18 5:46:19 PM
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when youre a billionaire its ok to be eccentric.

deal.
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Dustin1280
01/24/18 5:46:29 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Do I get immunity from any possible prosecutions from carrying a sword around everywhere?

this is an important question as well...
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Kaname_Madoka
01/24/18 5:46:57 PM
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fuck no I hate SAO
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FreshOverlord
01/24/18 5:49:36 PM
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Yes. You can enter places where it would be illegal to have weapons. But you must never unsheathe the sword unless an armed robber is coming or something dangerous.
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Dustin1280
01/24/18 5:50:29 PM
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Totally worth it...

I have 1 billion who cares what people think about that crazy guy in black with the sword...
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Bad_Mojo
01/24/18 5:50:54 PM
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Question before I answer, what about traveling on planes? Hard to get through security with that sword.

Edit -

It's all good. I'll take the money now, please.
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FrenchCrunch
01/24/18 5:52:50 PM
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FreshOverlord posted...
Yes. You can enter places where it would be illegal to have weapons. But you must never unsheathe the sword unless an armed robber is coming or something dangerous.

ok idk who that stupid tween in the OP is, but that outfit would look sick af on me so deal

Bad_Mojo posted...
Question before I answer, what about traveling on planes? Hard to get through security with that sword.

bro just get your own plane!
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Muffinz0rz
01/24/18 5:53:41 PM
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Fuck yeah

Quit my job and just never go outside for 10 years
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PMarth2002
01/24/18 5:53:53 PM
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Do I get any of the money up front or do I have to wait ten years for it?

Cause I'd gladly do it, but gonna be hard to convince a job to let me carry a sword around in the meantime.
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BLAKUboy
01/24/18 5:54:25 PM
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FreshOverlord posted...
Yes. You can enter places where it would be illegal to have weapons. But you must never unsheathe the sword unless an armed robber is coming or something dangerous.

What about prosecutions from carrying a weapon in public? Cosplayers get stopped all the time for that shit, and they're all carrying fake weapons. This one would presumably be real?
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FreshOverlord
01/24/18 5:59:25 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
What about prosecutions from carrying a weapon in public? Cosplayers get stopped all the time for that s***, and they're all carrying fake weapons. This one would presumably be real?


that's ok too. Just don't unsheathe it unless your life is in danger.

PMarth2002 posted...
Do I get any of the money up front or do I have to wait ten years for it?


All of it is upfront but if you break the rules, all of it will vanish. Even if you put it in a bank. Yes, interests will vanish too if you break the rules during the 10 year period.
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BLAKUboy
01/24/18 6:04:15 PM
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Then easy money. Even if I detest SAO with a passion, it's hardly the worst look I could imagine.
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 10:30:40 AM
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FreshOverlord posted...
Even if you put it in a bank.

Wait what?

So I just have a billion dollars in paper money?
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Kitt
01/25/18 10:32:14 AM
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 10:52:31 AM
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Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you die

Deal


Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you can't spend it or give it to anyone or let it accumulate interest and spend the interest

Deal

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Funkydog
01/25/18 10:55:59 AM
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For a billion? Sure
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kirbymuncher
01/25/18 10:57:46 AM
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yeah sure

as far as potential things to cosplay for 10 years goes this is fairly reasonable, it looks a bit silly but it's still clothes I could sorta imagine seeing someone wearing irl
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Master_Bass
01/25/18 10:58:52 AM
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Deal, I might look dumb but this is such an easy requirement and it goes away eventually.
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Patchwork
01/25/18 11:03:41 AM
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Deal.
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Kitt
01/25/18 11:39:07 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you die

Deal


Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you can't spend it or give it to anyone or let it accumulate interest and spend the interest

Deal

Deal.
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Muffinz0rz
01/25/18 11:40:40 AM
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Kitt posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you die

Deal


Kitt posted...
1 Billion USD but...you can't spend it or give it to anyone or let it accumulate interest and spend the interest

Deal

Deal.

SyAXs2q
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LightHawKnight
01/25/18 11:41:50 AM
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I don't care how I look, so gimme the money.
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GAMERCAMRY
01/25/18 11:47:01 AM
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i just stay home all day so deal
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