Poll of the Day > My cousin got glitter bombed and she wants to press assault charges lol

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Far-Queue 01/25/18 2:41:43 PM #1:	She posted something on Facebook a few weeks ago about glitter being a total pain in the ass to clean up, and someone sent her one of those anonymous glitter bombs from some website. She opened it while her two-year-old was napping on her chest and glitter got in his hair. She called the cops and they told her its not illegal and theres nothing they can do, and she called and emailed the glitter bomb company but got no response. Posted that she doesnt understand how this is legal and not assault. I feel for her, sounds like a shitty and annoying thing to deal with, but assault?? --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894785643] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>She posted something on Facebook a few weeks ago about glitter being a total pain in the ass to clean up, and someone sent her one of those anonymous glitter bombs from some website. She opened it while her two-year-old was napping on her chest and glitter got in his hair. She called the cops and they told her its not illegal and theres nothing they can do, and she called and emailed the glitter bomb company but got no response. Posted that she doesnt understand how this is legal and not assault. I feel for her, sounds like a shitty and annoying thing to deal with, but assault??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 01/25/18 2:43:38 PM #2:	lmao, what a petty Betty --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:894785752] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>lmao, what a petty Betty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/25/18 2:43:54 PM #3:	I dont know what a glitter bomb is, but it sounds like it could easily be assault <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:894785775] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>I dont know what a glitter bomb is, but it sounds like it could easily be assault</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 01/25/18 2:48:32 PM #4:	I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:894786042] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 01/25/18 2:55:50 PM #5:	If I was on a jury for this, I'm 100% for the plaintiff. Glitter is devil dandruff and bombs are dangerous. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:894786550] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>If I was on a jury for this, I'm 100% for the plaintiff. Glitter is devil dandruff and bombs are dangerous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 01/25/18 2:56:48 PM #6:	Well.. here's the law, "assault is a threat of imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person, or a threat to do so", so no. <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:894786613] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>Well.. here's the law, "assault is a threat of imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person, or a threat to do so", so no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 01/25/18 2:59:57 PM #7:	I seriously love glitter and enjoy the fact that specks of it show up for months after you use any. I suppose I'd enjoy being glitter bombed. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:894786810] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>I seriously love glitter and enjoy the fact that specks of it show up for months after you use any. I suppose I'd enjoy being glitter bombed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/25/18 3:02:49 PM #8:	Far-Queue posted... She called the cops LMAO what a waste of resources --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:894787004] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote>She called the cops</quote> LMAO what a waste of resources</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 01/25/18 3:04:53 PM #9:	tbh i'd probably try and file a police report if i got glitter bombed too fuck glitter --- i could be your whore. <cite>helIy posted [p:894787132] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>tbh i'd probably try and file a police report if i got glitter bombed too fuck glitter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/25/18 3:18:10 PM #10:	Firewood18 posted... Glitter is devil dandruff and bombs are dangerous bomb is a bit of a misnomer. Its just a container filled with glitter that spills out. Ive heard some of them are spring-loaded and can send glitter flying, but in her case it was just an envelope filled with glitter. lol at devil dandruff though --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894788030] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Glitter is devil dandruff and bombs are dangerous</quote> bomb is a bit of a misnomer. Its just a container filled with glitter that spills out. Ive heard some of them are spring-loaded and can send glitter flying, but in her case it was just an envelope filled with glitter. lol at devil dandruff though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/25/18 3:22:40 PM #11:	Far-Queue posted... She called the cops and they told her its not illegal Bullshit. It has to be illegal in some form. Instead of calling the lazy local PD, encourage your cousin to contact the post office about it since they have their separate LEOs. Who knows, might even nail the sender on a terrorism charge. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:894788318] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote>She called the cops and they told her its not illegal</quote> Bullshit. It has to be illegal in some form. Instead of calling the lazy local PD, encourage your cousin to contact the post office about it since they have their separate LEOs. Who knows, might even nail the sender on a terrorism charge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 01/25/18 3:24:55 PM #12:	Glitter is a pain in the ass. I was so happy that the country club where my wedding was has a strict no glitter policy. --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:894788483] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>Glitter is a pain in the ass. I was so happy that the country club where my wedding was has a strict no glitter policy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 01/25/18 3:27:01 PM #13:	This is pretty much sending something off to someone you dont like with malicious intent. Something a pain in the ass to clean up and what not. Definently vandalism, just not extreme vandalism. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:894788636] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>This is pretty much sending something off to someone you dont like with malicious intent. Something a pain in the ass to clean up and what not. Definently vandalism, just not extreme vandalism.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/25/18 3:29:36 PM #14:	Zeus posted... Who knows, might even nail the sender on a terrorism charge. lmaooo --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:894788792] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Who knows, might even nail the sender on a terrorism charge.</quote> lmaooo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/25/18 3:30:46 PM #15:	I could see vandalism, maybe. This is like egging someones house. Its an obnoxious prank, but its harmless. More of a nuisance than anything. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894788858] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>I could see vandalism, maybe. This is like egging someones house. Its an obnoxious prank, but its harmless. More of a nuisance than anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaddysPub 01/25/18 3:43:51 PM #16:	Muffinz0rz posted... I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea wow yeah lets be massive pussies and press charges over glitter --- Paddys Pub, home of the original Kitten Mittens! <cite>PaddysPub posted [p:894789793] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea</quote> wow yeah lets be massive pussies and press charges over glitter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NameNotKnown 01/25/18 3:45:28 PM #17:	Muffinz0rz posted... I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea This is why the entire world laughs at the USA. --- NameNotKnown <cite>NameNotKnown posted [p:894789909] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea</quote> This is why the entire world laughs at the USA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaddysPub 01/25/18 3:46:23 PM #18:	NameNotKnown posted... Muffinz0rz posted... I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea This is why the entire world laughs at the USA. because this is how the majority of them think about shit? agreed --- Paddys Pub, home of the original Kitten Mittens! <cite>PaddysPub posted [p:894789978] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>NameNotKnown posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I mean what if the kid got some kind of glitter poisoning Or inhaled some of it and scratched its throat or some shit I don't know what a glitter bomb is but that sounds fucking awful because yes, glitter is the literal worst. That said, assault is too much, but misdemeanor vandalism isn't the worst idea</quote> This is why the entire world laughs at the USA.</quote> because this is how the majority of them think about shit? agreed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Troll_Police_ 01/25/18 3:48:02 PM #19:	the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? <cite>Troll_Police_ posted [p:894790098] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/25/18 3:49:18 PM #20:	Troll_Police_ posted... the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894790190] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote>the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address</quote> Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Troll_Police_ 01/25/18 3:52:56 PM #21:	Far-Queue posted... Troll_Police_ posted... the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter. and someone who knew her home address disliked her enough to then mail her a glitter bomb because she was a bitch? maybe. i suppose its up to you who you want to give the benefit of the doubt to. personally i vote for nobody. --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? <cite>Troll_Police_ posted [p:894790488] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote>the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address</quote> Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter.</quote> and someone who knew her home address disliked her enough to then mail her a glitter bomb because she was a bitch? maybe. i suppose its up to you who you want to give the benefit of the doubt to. personally i vote for nobody.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulbinking 01/25/18 3:53:39 PM #22:	Far-Queue posted... She posted something on Facebook a few weeks ago about glitter being a total pain in the ass to clean up, and someone sent her one of those anonymous glitter bombs from some website. She opened it while her two-year-old was napping on her chest and glitter got in his hair. She called the cops and they told her its not illegal and theres nothing they can do, and she called and emailed the glitter bomb company but got no response. Posted that she doesnt understand how this is legal and not assault. I feel for her, sounds like a shitty and annoying thing to deal with, but assault?? I would say vandalism 100% but not assault People who send that literal shit gift should be tried for harassment imho. --- Qc_Stryder 5/21/2015 6:58:09 AM posted... Mods- Protectors of feelings https://gamefaqscensorship.blogspot.com <cite>bulbinking posted [p:894790536] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote>She posted something on Facebook a few weeks ago about glitter being a total pain in the ass to clean up, and someone sent her one of those anonymous glitter bombs from some website. She opened it while her two-year-old was napping on her chest and glitter got in his hair. She called the cops and they told her its not illegal and theres nothing they can do, and she called and emailed the glitter bomb company but got no response. Posted that she doesnt understand how this is legal and not assault. I feel for her, sounds like a shitty and annoying thing to deal with, but assault??</quote> I would say vandalism 100% but not assault People who send that literal shit gift should be tried for harassment imho.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/25/18 4:15:44 PM #23:	Troll_Police_ posted... Far-Queue posted... Troll_Police_ posted... the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter. and someone who knew her home address disliked her enough to then mail her a glitter bomb because she was a bitch? maybe. i suppose its up to you who you want to give the benefit of the doubt to. personally i vote for nobody. Im thinking it was more of a prank, like someone thought it would be funny. But maybe youre right. Ive never known my cousin to be a bitch, but Im not around her all that often. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:894792080] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote>the moral of the story is dont be a bitch to people who know your home address</quote> Except she didnt bitch at anyone. She posted some meme about cleaning up glitter.</quote> and someone who knew her home address disliked her enough to then mail her a glitter bomb because she was a bitch? maybe. i suppose its up to you who you want to give the benefit of the doubt to. personally i vote for nobody.</quote> Im thinking it was more of a prank, like someone thought it would be funny. But maybe youre right. Ive never known my cousin to be a bitch, but Im not around her all that often.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 01/25/18 4:18:23 PM #24:	Far-Queue posted... I could see vandalism, maybe. This is like egging someones house. Its an obnoxious prank, but its harmless. More of a nuisance than anything. eggs eat paint. they are not harmless. they will fuck a house and car up. --- i could be your whore. <cite>helIy posted [p:894792249] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote><cite>Far-Queue posted...</cite> <quote>I could see vandalism, maybe. This is like egging someones house. Its an obnoxious prank, but its harmless. More of a nuisance than anything.</quote> eggs eat paint. they are not harmless. they will fuck a house and car up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 01/25/18 4:20:01 PM #25:	Assault? No. Annoying prank? Yes. Tbh, people probably shouldn't go opening anonymous packages anyway. :s Does she have any friends or fam who like pulling pranks? --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:894792351] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>Assault? No. Annoying prank? Yes. Tbh, people probably shouldn't go opening anonymous packages anyway. :s Does she have any friends or fam who like pulling pranks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XenoManx 01/25/18 7:55:54 PM #27:	I once had somebody superglue my front lock. If I had any idea who it was (and didn't have anything better to do) I would totally have called the cops. Prank or not vandalism is a crime. <cite>XenoManx posted [p:894805734] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>I once had somebody superglue my front lock. If I had any idea who it was (and didn't have anything better to do) I would totally have called the cops. Prank or not vandalism is a crime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 01/25/18 8:30:34 PM #28:	Lmao at assault of vandalism charges for glitter. It's horrid stuff, but you can easily get most of it with a vacuum. --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:894807764] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>Lmao at assault of vandalism charges for glitter. It's horrid stuff, but you can easily get most of it with a vacuum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 01/25/18 8:33:31 PM #29:	Ban glitter bombs, bath bombs, and most of all photo bombs Dont let terrorism win --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:894807937] in My cousin ... [t:76241751]...</cite> <quote>Ban glitter bombs, bath bombs, and most of all photo bombs Dont let terrorism win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > My cousin got glitter bombed and she wants to press assault charges lol