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bigotry
01/29/18 9:43:45 AM
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nt
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Irony
01/29/18 9:44:13 AM
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D

Piss
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BlazinBlue88
01/29/18 9:44:24 AM
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bigotry
01/29/18 9:44:50 AM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
D

Piss

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nevershine
01/29/18 9:44:50 AM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
D

Piss

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DK9292
01/29/18 9:45:03 AM
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D

Eat.
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Dustin1280
01/29/18 9:45:32 AM
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shower/bathroom > brush teeth > clothes >THEN computer

or on days where I am working from home or not working at all.

brush teeth > clothes optional > THEN computer
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Reis
01/29/18 9:45:51 AM
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nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
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Piss
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Turbam
01/29/18 9:46:48 AM
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D

The first thing I do in the morning is wake up
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MedeaLysistrata
01/29/18 9:48:23 AM
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smoke
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AquaLion
01/29/18 9:49:08 AM
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D

I grab my phone and check reddit/discord/emails for a couple of minutes and then take care of bathroom business
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nevershine
01/29/18 9:49:51 AM
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Reis posted...
nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
D

Piss

Wait a sec, do the rest of you guys get out of bed first, or nah?
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Dustin1280
01/29/18 9:50:24 AM
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nevershine posted...
Reis posted...
nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
D

Piss

Wait a sec, do the rest of you guys get out of bed first, or nah?

Nah, I take the bed with me
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Irony
01/29/18 9:50:26 AM
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nevershine posted...
Reis posted...
nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
D

Piss

Wait a sec, do the rest of you guys get out of bed first, or nah?

I don't even wake up
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Ivynn
01/29/18 9:50:30 AM
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Reis posted...
nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
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Piss

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bigotry
01/29/18 9:51:31 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't even wake up

The first thing I do when the clock strikes 12am is astrally project myself into the ether to meet my waifu
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Giant_Aspirin
01/29/18 9:52:56 AM
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D

use restroom, make coffee, feed dogs, make breakfast, THEN browse while consuming breakfast.
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bigotry
01/29/18 10:04:43 AM
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do you still own a lawn maintenance company or w/e asherlee?
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creativeme
01/29/18 10:06:39 AM
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Irony posted...
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Piss


this. followed by get ready and leave for work. i used to wake up earlier and eat and chill on the computer for like an hour before work but now i just went back to waking up and just going straight to work. just spend more time after work doing stuff.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/29/18 10:09:02 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Reis posted...
nevershine posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Irony posted...
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Piss

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Ivynn
01/29/18 10:09:23 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
1. Bathroom
2. Drink water
3. Get back in bed to read for 15 minutes
4. Get out of bed and heat up kettle
5. Brush teeth and get dressed
6. Drink coffee and then get to my computer (which is my job)


I can't drink or eat anything until I've brushed my teeth because I don't like the idea of swallowing a night's worth of mouth germs and my mouth feels too gross to enjoy anything.
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Vaati_Reborn
01/29/18 10:10:18 AM
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3khc
01/29/18 10:20:59 AM
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C. But i work from home.

On my days off I piss first.
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3khc
01/29/18 10:28:30 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Ivynn posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
1. Bathroom
2. Drink water
3. Get back in bed to read for 15 minutes
4. Get out of bed and heat up kettle
5. Brush teeth and get dressed
6. Drink coffee and then get to my computer (which is my job)


I can't drink or eat anything until I've brushed my teeth because I don't like the idea of swallowing a night's worth of mouth germs and my mouth feels too gross to enjoy anything.


I mean you've been ingesting your saliva all night.

I can't brush my teeth without drinking water first because the toothbrush will gag me for some reason. (Yes, I just lined someone up to make a gay joke)

Why gotta be gay
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J03can
01/29/18 10:29:32 AM
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What's a computer
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C7D
01/29/18 10:32:22 AM
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The first thing I do is check my email, so I know what I need to do at work that morning.
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Ivynn
01/29/18 10:42:05 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Ivynn posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
1. Bathroom
2. Drink water
3. Get back in bed to read for 15 minutes
4. Get out of bed and heat up kettle
5. Brush teeth and get dressed
6. Drink coffee and then get to my computer (which is my job)


I can't drink or eat anything until I've brushed my teeth because I don't like the idea of swallowing a night's worth of mouth germs and my mouth feels too gross to enjoy anything.


I mean you've been ingesting your saliva all night.



Thanks a lot, I didn't think about that and now it's gonna bother me for the rest of the week.
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Balrog0
01/29/18 10:45:44 AM
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I don't even really have a personal computer any more
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Kombucha
01/29/18 10:47:40 AM
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it makes more sense to roll over and look at my phone or tablet.
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EverDownward
01/29/18 10:48:54 AM
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Not the literal first thing I do, but pretty much
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lemondrop7
01/29/18 11:02:17 AM
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I also bite my fingers. Who doesn't love het degs
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