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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:44:20 PM
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But most men will end up all alone.
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Darmik
01/31/18 11:45:53 PM
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Are they marrying each other or something?
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NES4EVER
01/31/18 11:46:03 PM
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Damn polygamy.
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sutree
01/31/18 11:46:04 PM
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the future is lesbian
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Sayoria
01/31/18 11:46:12 PM
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I can't wait to get a lurvah.
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Solar_Crimson
01/31/18 11:47:01 PM
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Darmik posted...
Are they marrying each other or something?

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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:48:13 PM
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Darmik posted...
Are they marrying each other or something?

Some of them will.
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Darmik
01/31/18 11:49:42 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Are they marrying each other or something?

Some of them will.


To the point where most of them are married but most men are alone?
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The_Freecs
01/31/18 11:49:46 PM
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That doesnt make sense because there are more woman then men in the world. For every unmarried men, theres going to be at least one unmarried woman.
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Kombucha
01/31/18 11:50:17 PM
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gamefaqs.gamespot.com logic
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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:50:19 PM
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Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Are they marrying each other or something?

Some of them will.


To the point where most of them are married but most men are alone?

There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.
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Darmik
01/31/18 11:52:24 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?
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electricbugs2
01/31/18 11:52:52 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.

Not where I live. Your city must just suck.
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Harpie
01/31/18 11:53:13 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Are they marrying each other or something?

Some of them will.


To the point where most of them are married but most men are alone?

There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.

Nah, there are just as many single women. They're just much more selective than men
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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:53:15 PM
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Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?

IDK, but women have hundreds, if not thousands of Tinder matches, while the average male has very few or none.
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Darmik
01/31/18 11:54:55 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?

IDK, but women have hundreds, if not thousands of Tinder matches, while the average male has very few or none.


But who are the women matching with...?
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Sayoria
01/31/18 11:55:48 PM
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Women are so easy to please. I don't get how men have a hard time at doing it.
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josifrees
01/31/18 11:56:11 PM
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Polygamy needs to be legalized so thesepathetic dudes will stop having hope
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r4X0r
01/31/18 11:56:46 PM
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Having a real job, having basic hygiene and not being fat puts most men into the range of acceptable targets for women. It's not all that difficult.
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The_Freecs
01/31/18 11:56:59 PM
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Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?

IDK, but women have hundreds, if not thousands of Tinder matches, while the average male has very few or none.


But who are the women matching with...?


If youre an attractive male
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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:57:30 PM
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Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?

IDK, but women have hundreds, if not thousands of Tinder matches, while the average male has very few or none.


But who are the women matching with...?

Jacked Chads. I have a theory that these guys are being cloned in secret government laboratories. How else could every single girl have a jacked 6'0" Chad boyfriend?
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LordRazziel
01/31/18 11:57:55 PM
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Well that simply isn't true, TC.
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Pepys Monster
01/31/18 11:58:21 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Women are so easy to please. I don't get how men have a hard time at doing it.

This is rich coming from you.
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Darmik
01/31/18 11:58:40 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Jacked Chads. I have a theory that these guys are being cloned in secret government laboratories. How else could every single girl have a jacked 6'0" Chad boyfriend?


Maybe they're the average guy now and you just can't keep up.
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Sayoria
02/01/18 12:01:39 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sayoria posted...
Women are so easy to please. I don't get how men have a hard time at doing it.

This is rich coming from you.


Not kidding. If I were in it for women, I could have easily had two or three women guaranteed. Not guaranteed, there was a few areas where I could have worked it up to make it happen.

Women are easy to understand generally. Just treat them as people. Don't tell her she is hot. Don't tell her she's sexy. Just make small talk, do things friends do, let her know that you are a fun and great guy, then take it to the next level.
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The_Freecs
02/01/18 12:02:43 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sayoria posted...
Women are so easy to please. I don't get how men have a hard time at doing it.

This is rich coming from you.


Not kidding. If I were in it for women, I could have easily had two or three women guaranteed. Not guaranteed, there was a few areas where I could have worked it up to make it happen.

Women are easy to understand generally. Just treat them as people. Don't tell her she is hot. Don't tell her she's sexy. Just make small talk, do things friends do, let her know that you are a fun and great guy, then take it to the next level.


Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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electricbugs2
02/01/18 12:02:57 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Women are easy to understand generally.

I agree with the rest of your post for the most part, but this is completely false lol.
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Pepys Monster
02/01/18 12:04:02 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sayoria posted...
Women are so easy to please. I don't get how men have a hard time at doing it.

This is rich coming from you.


Not kidding. If I were in it for women, I could have easily had two or three women guaranteed. Not guaranteed, there was a few areas where I could have worked it up to make it happen.

Women are easy to understand generally. Just treat them as people. Don't tell her she is hot. Don't tell her she's sexy. Just make small talk, do things friends do, let her know that you are a fun and great guy, then take it to the next level.

So act like a friend, then get friendzoned. That's your strategy for succeeding with women?
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Sayoria
02/01/18 12:05:43 AM
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Hey. I've had multiple confessions from both men and women. Both in guy form and girl form. My demeanor shows I am doing something right.
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Resolution
02/01/18 12:08:07 AM
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Why are people still posting in this gimmick topic after dude said "jacked chads"

Should've been a sign
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masterpug53
02/01/18 12:13:35 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Darmik posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
There's an epidemic of single males, and a shortage of single females.


Where are the stats?

IDK


Shame on you all for feeding him after this. Or congratulations. Or something.
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NES4EVER
02/01/18 2:30:49 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Women are easy to understand generally.

I agree with the rest of your post for the most part, but this is completely false lol.


Sure they are east to understand. Just use sense and logic and once you reach a conclusion then do the exact opposite of that.

That's how George costanza was successful
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0AbsoluteZero0
02/01/18 2:38:21 AM
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The average woman is unfuckable
The average man gets blasted with limitless Chad dick

...wait a sec.
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Pastryarchy
02/01/18 3:50:42 AM
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Most women will grow up to be happily married.

Researched statistics heavily disagree.
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Pepys Monster
02/01/18 3:52:27 AM
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Pastryarchy posted...
Most women will grow up to be happily married.

Researched statistics heavily disagree.

Well, they would be happy if they chose me instead of a 6'4" cheating Chad. But they won't.
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Key
02/01/18 3:53:19 AM
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it's really not that hard it's just incels are all over the place on the internet. In reality most dude's I know don't struggle to hook up with girls
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Pepys Monster
02/01/18 3:56:47 AM
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Key posted...
it's really not that hard it's just incels are all over the place on the internet. In reality most dude's I know don't struggle to hook up with girls

Then why the hell do I struggle? It doesn't make sense.
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Thrillwell
02/01/18 3:57:39 AM
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Getting a good woman and Keeping a good woman are 2 different things.

I actually feel for CE because they just don't know the complexity of the game.
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Key
02/01/18 4:21:06 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Key posted...
it's really not that hard it's just incels are all over the place on the internet. In reality most dude's I know don't struggle to hook up with girls

Then why the hell do I struggle? It doesn't make sense.

I could make a long list of possibilities but withouit meeting you in person it would just be guessing.

Pepys Monster posted...
Well, they would be happy if they chose me instead of a 6'4" cheating Chad. But they won't.

if you have this attitude irl that sure doesn't help
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Tmk
02/01/18 4:54:14 AM
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The TC is not serious, I'm fairly sure, but then again there are people on CE who seriously think this way, and many more out in the world as a whole.

It's really sad.
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02/01/18 4:58:58 AM
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Tadamoto38
02/01/18 6:24:39 AM
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I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

3. Girls are very shallow and superficial. They don't want the average looking guy working a regular 9 to 5 job. They want either basketball/football players, over six feet tall, making lots of money, or a super good looking male model. The average guy gets ignored and over looked.

4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone. This is basically your female friend saying that she thinks you're ugly, undesirable, and aren't worth dating.
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Resolution
02/01/18 6:33:06 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

3. Girls are very shallow and superficial. They don't want the average looking guy working a regular 9 to 5 job. They want either basketball/football players, over six feet tall, making lots of money, or a super good looking male model. The average guy gets ignored and over looked.

4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone. This is basically your female friend saying that she thinks you're ugly, undesirable, and aren't worth dating.


Lmao what a load of garbage. Especially half of women being lesbian

You guys seriously need to just fuck off to r/incels already. Just because women won't date you with your garbage, entitled and narcissistic personalities doesn't mean they won't date an actual normal guy. You are not a normal guy. You're at the bottom of the food chain. Get that through your thick skulls.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
02/01/18 6:35:35 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

1/2 of women you proposition turning you down and claiming to be lesbians doesn't mean this is how the world actually is
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Tmk
02/01/18 6:37:02 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

[citation needed]

Tadamoto38 posted...
2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

No they're not. If you don't understand women, you don't understand people, and simply never notice it with guys because you're not trying to make whoopie with them.

By the way did you like that term I just used? Make whoopie? As far as I can tell it was basically a "PC" way to say "take 'em down to the bone zone and fuck the daylights out of them" in the like, 60s or something, but now it's so jarring to see someone say that it kind of has shock value now, huh? Kind of "ironic"

Tadamoto38 posted...
3. Girls are very shallow and superficial.

Didn't you just say you don't understand women? But now you have them figured out? This criticism makes no sense as well. They are "very" shallow and superficial...compared to what? Guys? Are you saying women are more shallow/superficial than guys?

Tadamoto38 posted...
4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone.

If you think a guy should never want to be friends with a girl that explains your warped perspective of gender relations.

A lot of women, being human beings, pick up on this kind of mentality and find it off-putting. To be looked at not as a person but as a conquest, a game, just something to have sex with and possess as a status symbol. Whenever someone whines about "the friendzone" what they're really saying is "GOSH DANG IT! I don't CARE about this woman I just wanted to fuck her and she mistook my manipulations as genuine interest and kinship so now I have a USELESS friend. >:(((("

And you know, people's subconscious can be pretty astute. A guy with this kind of mentality is the kind of person no woman in their right mind would want to be around, and if they get a sense of that, then yeah, you'll be shunned. And that's not their fault, it's yours. If your attempts to find a partner are predicated on such surface-level ideas about human interaction and trying desperately to conceal your true nature, you need to work on yourself, your personality and worldview, and stop blaming other people for your hangups.
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pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:38:10 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

3. Girls are very shallow and superficial. They don't want the average looking guy working a regular 9 to 5 job. They want either basketball/football players, over six feet tall, making lots of money, or a super good looking male model. The average guy gets ignored and over looked.

4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone. This is basically your female friend saying that she thinks you're ugly, undesirable, and aren't worth dating.

False. Most women over 25 tend to prefer bearded men who are chubby. I'm not joking.
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Tadamoto38
02/01/18 6:56:29 AM
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Tmk posted...
Are you saying women are more shallow/superficial than guys?

Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. I've talked to girls before that I personally found unattractive. I was still willing to give them a chance. Girls aren't willing to do this however.

And no, I would not want to be friends with a girl that I wanted to date. Having to sit by and watch her date other guys. Hearing about her having sex with other guys. Hearing about how much she loves this other guy. You're basically nothing but her emotional pillow. That shit is painful. No guy would put up with that.
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Tmk
02/01/18 7:01:02 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. I've talked to girls before that I personally found unattractive. I was still willing to give them a chance. Girls aren't willing to do this however.

...You do realise the whole concept of the "friendzone" you complain about handily refutes this claim, right?

Or by "talked to girls" you meant tried to have sex with them? Are you saying you tried to have sex with unattractive girls? And no girls would try to have sex with a man they find unattractive?

I mean you're wrong no matter what your answer is but I AM curious in which way specifically you are wrong on this.

Tadamoto38 posted...
And no, I would not want to be friends with a girl that I wanted to date.

Yeah that's a pretty big mistake. If you plan to spend a lot of time with someone and later become intimate with them, prolly should be friend material too.

People keep thinking friends and relationships are mutually exclusive then go "OMG why do all these relationships end badly wtf"

Gee I wonder. Maybe don't try to forge a long term serious relationship with someone you wouldn't even be friends with.

The whole idea of this romanticised "soul mate" concept is basically, what it boils down to, is a best friend where a mutual sexual attraction is also shared. That's it.
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Link HT
02/01/18 7:03:19 AM
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Holy shit this topic is fucking cringe galore
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02/01/18 7:03:54 AM
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